I gotta say Nick Johnson is killin' it with Widespread Panic. He sounds amazing, really channelling Mikey's sound of old. #WSMFP

Joe needs to disclose the smell on his podcast.

Albert Einstein passed away #OTD in 1955 due to complications from a ruptured abdominal aneurysm. Doctors recommended surgical intervention but Einstein declined, saying “I have done my share; it is time to go. I will do it elegantly." Here is his office as he left it. 🧪 ⚛️ Image: R. Morse/LIFE

Just saw a Cybertruck in a handicapped parking spot and of course they had no handicap parking placard.

Also true of the entire history of that horrible, awful, no good institution called the Supreme Court

I know it's strictly a scam economy and we're all just trying to fuck each other over but c'mon!

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

He has to know he's being clipped, right?

Someone should leak Mike Johnson's search history, that'll take care of any Internet Age Verification laws.

Baking set to opera. Found this weirdly satisfying.

How many beautiful kind people have I killed just by paying my taxes?

The best Democracy™ money can buy!

SCANDAL!

I’m no US historian, but I think it’s always been a good portent when cabinet secretaries testify under oath that the president is not insane. Am I remembering correctly? @sethcotlar.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @rauchway.bsky.social

It's snowing. Of course. Glad I got seven miles in the mountain bike saddle yesterday, that shit's shut down ftm.

Basic government services coming apart at the seams. By design.

"Hammer Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

It's been a trip hearing Republicans try to tell the hogs you have to sacrifice for the common good during wartime after so many of them built careers on telling them "if Chili's closes for a plague you should make a fertilizer bomb"

cc: @chopaganda.bsky.social

This is where "do your own research" social media leads.

While the demented orange king brays about his ̶b̶u̶n̶k̶e̶r̶ ballroom the soldiers he sent off to die in his dumbass war of choice are eating old Korean War rations. Great way to run a country.

"I NEED MY FORTIFIED BUNKER, ASSHOLES!"

what the fuck

the apple watch activity rings are like “what if sisyphus’s rock had a cool app, with like, animations and stuff”

the best dinosaur is clearly Iguanodon, because of all the dinosaurs it most resembled a middle-aged Sicilian-American dock-worker with a switchblade

Hot Dog… The Movie

This criminal enemy of the state should have faced a firing squad after January 6th. This is a paltry start.

Are consumers going to see any of the meager judgment?

A sitting Vice President getting excommunicated from the Catholic Church would not only be a crazy first-time-ever world event, it would be fucking hilarious if it happened to an adult convert worm like JD Vance.

Someone found Quentin Tarantino's burner.

Every clip of this interview that's circulating right now just screams *dementia*, the man's brain is an over-fried egg.

Royal Gorge Bridge.

Threats my ass, the building is secured by Secret Service 'cause JD Vance is speaking… Oh…

Intolerable. This money would have gone to counties that overwhelmingly supported Trump, but Trump has it out for Colorado so we're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle. coloradosun.com/2026/04/14/f...

Nothing says GAPER more than integrated helmet/goggles.

this is worse than Trump dressing as Jesus. This piece of shit harassed a woman into suicide leaving her child without a mother and he's playing the "God's plan" card. Really? So God MADE you do it as part of some divine purpose us mortals just can't comprehend. Seriously, fuck these evangelicals.

The guy who turned a Harvard campus "hot or not" website into Facebook is actively helping rapists with his tech? Get right out of town!

You have to laugh to keep from crying.

Biggest mountain bike ride since I got it back so far. 15.69 miles, 1,760 vertical feet climbed, topped out at 8,040 ft. Loop from my house, pic is top of the climb, I basically started from the valley floor.

I find it amazing how we've memory-holed the most bizarre crazy sad part of our lives, a world-changing event we pretend didn't happen.

His brain is moldy swiss cheese and the big news orgs won't talk about it.

Eight time Trump voter here. I’m appalled by his latest stunt and if he does it again like 13 more times I might actually consider maybe possibly giving the slightest pushback kind of, maybe.

Been thinking of taking up clove cigarettes again.

The sheer strangeness of this reality is laughable, tbh. Iran defending the Pope while the US President blasphemes publicly to cheers from the gallery as he’s held up as a Messiah by the weirdos & the brain fried. It really is so, so strange.

It's funny and it also makes sense, as Parker also made this a thread of Joel's utter batshittery.

He'll have forgotten it by supper.

I've been saying this for a while now. We live in a golden age of scams and grifters.

Job hunting in New York City?