Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.

If Republicans believed in democracy they wouldn't be doing this, but they don't 'cause they're nazi shitheads.

stay in drugs don't do school

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social the sunlight made you glow some kind of way...

Maple syrup is amazing because it’s just a socially acceptable way to drench a full plate of food in sugar water. Outstanding work Canada.

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social wife and I got this going on for pre-show siesta, thought of you.

I have upgraded the cuck chair for the next generation

Reminds me of people staying on Twitter...

Troglodyte cavemen, unenlightened halfwits. Decisions like this are made by a man who doesn't wash his hands after he takes a shit because he can't see germs so he doesn't believe in them.

My wife proposed to me under this disco ball last year. This place means a lot to me.

Question I heard numerous times last night: What's up with Jake? #umphreys

#umphreys #PineCreekLodge

#umphreys #PineCreekLodge

How is it that gasoline is $3.86 in Rawlings, WY but it's $4.84 in Meeteetsee, WY? Make it make sense @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social.

Pin-up of the day. Lemmy.

Something about $4.50+ gasoline driving from Colorado to Montana in a Chevy Silverado that makes me go

Off to Paradise Valley, Montana. #umphreys

I know I'm supposed to not concern myself with things I cannot change (I'm Charlie and I'm an alcoholic) but it's hard to ignore the oil crisis right now. For three months a fifth of worldwide oil production has been cut off, we're running out of oil in the strategic reserves.

#NowPlaying Pink Floyd > Meddle > Echoes youtu.be/OcDiOUQBFd4

#NowPlaying Roy Buchanan > My Babe > Blues For Gary youtu.be/Y4Siu6VoCI8

Hire Joe Rogan in his place, cowards!

I kind of had a feeling the dudes were not on the up and up, but this is ridiculous. #GooseTheBand

I don't live in Maine, never even been there, I haven't a clue what statewide politics looks like there. But when the Barstool Sports asshole has a point about a U.S. Senate candidate there… And the fact the candidate is *reaching out* to the chud in the first place… 🚩🚩🚩

#NowPlaying Squeaky Feet > 8/16/25 Cleveland, OH > Help On The Way / Slipknot! dn721508.ca.archive.org/0/items/sque...

Florida, huh? The state that arguably is built on *the con game*, the state that produces parasites like Ron DeSantis and Hulk Hogan, thinks OpenAI is harmful. Pretty rich if you ask me.

Broke a hundred miles in the saddle today since ski season ended.

It goes without saying that this would result in Articles of Impeachment and removal for office by the end of the month if it were any other president but holy fucking shitballs, saying this out loud five months before a major midterm election? Gives credence to a secret dementia diagnosis.

Way to go @colorado.gov, you fucken chump.

If Billy Strings is going to sit in with Primus he could do a lot worse than "Winona's Big Brown Beaver."

"Buffalo" by Stump.

Colbert will be more revered than Johnny Carson when all is said and done. A true mensch.

Wife and I watched The Mandalorian & Grogu last night. Wife's a huge Star Wars fan so she enjoyed it. Me? Eh, not so much. Formulaic, cheesy dialogue, extremely predictable, wooden characters, endless assault on the senses, I found it to be lowest common denominator stuff. It's fine, not for me.

Dying over the guy who stood next to Zuck's yacht and painted it in flames.

This is a level of thirsty not seen by humankind.

This was the best thing about living in Denver for me. I literally lived next door to a Safeway. This and all the great live music, only things I miss about living there.

Someone want to put the first 30 seconds of Pantera's "The Great Southern Trendkill" as the audio for this?

The 4Chan presidency.

Ground beef hovering around $8/lb for 80/20 where I live.

the problem with the shittiest billionaires getting so directly involved in space is how much it turns off people who just want to be excited by space

What the fuck, Threads?!

#NowPlaying King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard > Live In Melbourne '21 > Honey youtu.be/q370LFQMTX4

Listening to this on vinyl, it's among my late Dad's record collection that I recently alphabetized. It's… so incredibly mid. Just the safest most testicle-free soft rock, it's really not good.

Men obsessed with sperm count is a pretty big personalty red flag out in the real world. When you're the black sheep Kennedy you get to be Sec. of HHS under America's Hitler.

Justice for Elaine

When Milli fucken Vanilli is all like "naw dawg" your incompetence booking acts is world class.

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