just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon

#NowPlaying The Jimi Hendrix Experience > The Jimi Hendrix Experience (Deluxe Reissue) > Here He Comes (Lover Man) (Olympic Studios, London, UK, April 4, 1967) youtu.be/_G5yjirh53U

It's Jimi Hendrix's birthday. He would've been 83.

This dullard believed everything in his high school history text book, apparently. The same kind of textbook the late James Loewen surveyed for his highly important book "Lies My Teacher Told Me."

“And up next is the balloon commemorating GUN! Whether it’s firing at a suspicious teen for ringing your doorbell on accident or shooting yourself in the dick while making a QuickDraw video for TikTok I think we can all agree that America is GUN and GUN is America.”

The tiny niche ski company I work for is absorbing tariff costs this winter, prices for our goods are the same as last year. We most likely won't be doing that next winter.

Hey nice! I found a better resolution picture of my profile picture. And yes, that is me, circa 2009, at Silverton Mountain getting absolutely pitted.

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

This creep actually tried to follow me #OnHere, once upon a time.

#NowPlaying Earthless > Sonic Prayer > Flower Travelin' Man youtu.be/hKN7ryZNhWc

I'm tired of responding to bad-faith MAGA outrage, which always distracts corporate media, centrists, & those who feel they must indulge their temper tantrums. They're blaming all of us now for the National Guard shooting. Just say: "Fuck Off, Release the Epstein Files, and Happy Thanksgiving."

#NowPlaying Harry Nilsson > Nilsson Schmilsson > Jump Into The Fire youtu.be/CfjNpgZ4C5Q

And Bluesky just got a li'l less fun until spring…

My partner went back to Utah to see family, she won't be back until Sunday and I'm so bummed.

Official policy of RFK Jr.'s HHS.

Jupiter - Juno Perijove 5 - March 27 2017 - From Kevin M. Gill (kevinmgill.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/21PYbfc

tfw u need seven samurai

The L's keep racking up on Agolf Twitler.

It's Quentin Tarantino's world, we just live in it.

We called them Teabaggers back in the day.

It'll always give me a modicum of joy that J.D. Vance is a shitty skier. youtu.be/vi2Viwln590

The sooner you realize the Trump administration is chock full of gutter racist bigots the sooner you understand why they are doing the things they are doing.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Give her appropriate props for trying to experience Ween's signature "brown sound" in totally good faith. Long Live Boognish!

#NowPlaying Umphrey's McGee > 3/13/14 Sacramento, CA > 1348 2nu.gs/3BRGlxI

It's a crying shame that the rock band Ween isn't mentioned once in this Wikipedia article.

I believe aliens exist. The universe is unbelievably vast, there has to be life somewhere else. The distances involved between us and other probable habitable worlds is too vast to yet prove.

We've all seen Joe Oltmann in bars and clubs, the swaggering pompous asshole who says "I'll kill you" to anyone who dares provoke him. He's a dumb bully and a coward.

There was a time when we elevated and revered people like Fred Rogers and Gene Wilder.

Watching Nick Cave descend into reactionary bullshit in recent years has been sad.

Whisky Pete woke up with a bad hangover.

I thought conservatives were against state control of private enterprise.

Nah.

Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."

MLK invoked the goddamned centrists in his "Letter From a Birmingham Jail" and how they worship the status quo. Fuck 'em all.

The goddamned Christmas music has taken over the public spaces.

You wouldn't know it looking at the guy, but he's pushing 70.

Excuse Me While I Felch A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy. by Maureen Dowd

13 Vail

Things that make you go 👀

MTG's district is a backwater filled with angry unenlightened white goobers, they're going to elect a troglodyte no matter what.

Carrying around a keyboard for those two chords must be exhausting.

“Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth.” ― Jules Verne, A Journey to the Center of the Earth

It's a crying shame that the rock band Ween isn't mentioned once in this Wikipedia article.

It truly is like driving by a really bad car wreck. Except you don't see twisted metal and mangled bodies, you see an absolutely pathetic husk of a human whose brain never developed beyond a 12-year-old. Both are hard to bear witness and very sad.

The Trump administration inherited an economy that the Economist called "the envy of the world" in a cover story a week before the election and easily could've coasted on that success (again) but instead they set it on fire.

I've owned two smartphones in the smartphone era, I'm typing this on the second one, an iPhone Xe. I'll replace it only when I absolutely have to.

You want a six second ear worm? You got yourself a fucken ear worm.

The sharp decline in US teenagers’ aspiration to get married and have kids… …is happening almost entirely among girls, not boys. At some point maybe men will start trying harder to understand that. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... | HT @conradhackett.bsky.social @pewresearch.org

#NowPlaying Squeaky Feet > 8/16/25 Cleveland, OH > Help On The Way / Slipknot! 2nu.gs/3VjvtPC