WHY am I crying???

Thinking about how I don't currently have a PCP and how you can buy muscle relaxants over the counter in Canada.

Okay, everyone (who doesn't already know) tell me how you think the word geoducks is pronounced.

"She sat very still inside her happiness." 🥹

Just checking on something – raise your hand if you one hundred percent are not in the Epstein files.

Need help: 1) What muscle is directly over the hip bone? 2) How do I make it less angry at me (ie, stretch it out)?

This is beautiful. But also, **** that guy for asking. Like Americans haven't had multiple revolutions. And you didn't even respect our black elders when they tried to help you off your ass anyway.

1) Today I learned 2) Really????

"Worlds are cracking open. It's time to make new gods.” -Bayo Akomolafe

Dear gods, I think we've earned this. Please agree and act accordingly. Many thanks, A supplicant in search of joy

Go buy some cookies from these beautiful kids.

As I head for the stairs two quite small humans with little roller bags are getting on the escalator ahead of their parents. "Hold on! Oh, I gotcha you. Oh dear. Oh my," said the dad parent in quick succession.

Go Fund Me about the young person arrested on Monday in MN along with Lemon and Fort.

There's been far too much macaron slander on this site in the last few days. I will not stand for it.

TIL that Spirit airlines sells discounted seat upgrades at the gate. Capitalism is hell.

I'll vote for anyone who follows Mamdani's "make every elected democrat look like a lazy, selfish piece of shit" approach.

donate your delta sky miles to help bring people home!

Someone's leash training their baby golden retriever in Washington Square Park. They've walked by three times and I haven't asked to pet the good boy. This level of restraint might kill me.

To pay way too much for a ride to EWR or not? That is the question. I love trains but I'd sell my firstborn to avoid Penn Station.

Bought a ticket to this after my hair stylist called it a perfect old school musical. So far he is entirely correct.

Never would have guessed but this was a really sweet book. Not quite cozy (for reasons) but close enough. It's definitely worth your time.

Everyone say hello to Mr. Lenin.

Me: My knee doesn't hurt because I remembered to wear a brace! Hip: Hold my beer.

When I look out one of my hotel windows I can see an 18 foot tall Lenin statue on a rooftop. The only thing I love more than this city is my husband.

I've never seen a piece of art that portrays the impacts of childhood sexual abuse like Oedipus. The script is great, but Leslie Manville's performance is breathtaking and devastating. The amount of truth in it...these are the things awards were made for.

I travelled back across the country to see this show again. So very, very excited to be absolutely devastated again.

What a time to see Ragtime. I've already cried rivers and there's an entire act left. P.S. Joshua Henry is even more phenomenal than everyone says.

Breakfast with a view.

My ears flash freeze every time the train doors open.

Port Authority police are on the plane. cool cool cool cool

The three people next to me on the plane are clearly a family – same iPad covers, all masked, and the teen looks like both parents. They all seem entirely pleasant. They aslo haven't said a single word to each other in 5.5 hours. Life goals.

Staying awake during a flight makes it take 7.34x longer.

My mind talks to me through songs (musicals 90% of the time). I pay particular attention when something I haven't listened to in a long time floats to the surface. It's not my fault if in God's plans he made the devil so much stronger than the man has been floating around for 6 hours now.

Take a glorious break today as often as you need.

MacKenzie Scott has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Reminder that they're not alone out there and neither are you.

We're going to win. Help ease as much suffering as you can before then.

There's a very good boy on this flight who is not seated next to me. I would like a refund.

If I didn't have cats I'd buy a thousand of these, hide them throughout the house, and feign ignorance every time Aaron found one.

Do the little logic puzzle magazines still exist? I used to buy every new one I could find at the grocery store.

In the middle of a great book that I planned to read while waiting for my flight. Instead I'm watching every Catherine O'Hara clip that shows up in my feed.

Did I just buy tickets to this because I'm going to be in town anyway and it's what Catherine O'Hara would have wanted? Of course I did.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This is absolutely fucked up and utterly delightful.

Just got a fantastic gift from my sister: A story that comes in installments (twice a month for a year) via snail mail. I shrieked when I realized what it was.

I would normally never go to Katz's Deli. Good food, sure, but crawling through the mess of tourists just isn't worth it in a city filled with good food. However It's 233 feet from my hotel and and the low temp is 1 degree. It's also open 24 hours on the weekend and my flight lands at 11pm. So...

The easiest decision I’ve made today

How about sommmmmme....RENT MONEY

Hot damn this going to be GOOD

How does one volunteer as tribute for this? Inquiring minds who love books, BSG, Star Trek, and earnestness want to know.

bullying—and i cannot stress this enough—works