Ansari: {whining} But I want to pay you to do that foorrr meeee variety.com/2025/tv/news...

He's giving the term "trumped up charges" a whole same meaning.

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

new Taylor Swift infomercial just dropped.

@akilahhughes.com had news for us!

In the 90s you could get an entire song out of not understanding a figure of speech. youtu.be/_Zf1JVmwuao?...

"We only want soldiers ready to go into battle without needing to shave first. Put your hands down, ladies."

"If you can't dodge a wrench, you can't pilot an attack helicopter."

Nice try. I know a circus peanut when I see one.

Also never noticed that Brad Pitt had a tattoo on the back of his left hand in the Oceans movies. Don't recall anything about the character that would made that a relevant detail.

If I've seen Midnight Run once I've seen it a dozen times, but never noticed this credit before. Wouldn't have guessed in a hundred tries that that was an Elfman score. This information feels like a bar bet waiting to happen.

Mashup some movies: 20,000 LEAGUES OF THEIR OWN

Underappreciated: how well Harrison Ford sells the nerdy professor side of the character, especially when he finally has an audience actually interested in the material. And Denholm Elliott's "oh boy, here he goes" expression -- forget it.

Aside from that Master of Puppets blip on my radar I haven't watched a single frame of the show since season 1, but -- coogies. 🤷

Possibly the most niche aisle I've ever walked down.

🤔Maybe he's just dyslexic?🤷

Come on, man -- spoilers!

One of my oldest friends sent a text message out of nowhere, saying "It's pronounced VOL-tron, not VOLT-ron!" and when the notification appeared on my phone I thought "How did @joshdobbin.bsky.social get my number?"

Replace "rock" with "block" in song lyrics 🎶 For those about to block 🎶We salute you

"They look ready to flip." - things you can say about hamburgers AND suspects in custody

Well jeez, Threads, don't sugarcoat it.

Technologically advance a band: Hall & OS Emerson, Lake & PalmPilot Crosby, Stills, Nash Android

Technologically advance a band: Dalek Bowie Xenomorph the Hoople The Voight-Kampff Underground

Technologically advance a band: Hypersonic Youth A Lab Called Quest Panic! at the Data Center Hootie & the Bioweapons

Technologically advance a band: Lynyrd Skynet Deepfake Purple Carbon Fibrous Dan

Technologically advance a band: New Kids on the Blockchain Weird A.I. Yankovic The Self-Driving Cars

Sorry, 'More Like This'. I ain't falling for it.

Is there a word for the feeling when you realize the most recent new movie you saw in an actual theater is on cable now? I bet the Germans have one.

Anyone who walks into a room and falls into this position is trying WAY too hard to appear casual.

NSFW a band

Trumpo Marx: "I refuse to let my club be joined by anyone I would nominate to be a member."

NSFW a band Giving Heads

Oh, Google. Never change.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

The Bureau of Labor Statistics is already calling it "the most watched program in the history of late night".

"A man came up to me, big man, strong man, tears in his eyes and a comically oversized turkey leg in his hand..."

#MintASubmarineMovie Operation Pettictac

#MintASubmarineMovie The Silent Certs

#MintASubmarineMovie K-19: The Freshmaker

#MintASubmarineMovie The Life Savers Aquatic

British person I'd like to make laugh least: Ricky Gervais (formerly) British person I'd like to make laugh most: John Oliver

I sat through two entire Singles Night themed episodes of The 1% Club without hearing Joel McHale ask the blue light to reveal which contestants were "looking for love in all the wrong answers" and I've never been more disappointed in a game show's writing staff.

Is Adult Onset Face Blindness a thing? The further The Housemaid trailer goes without anybody asking "Wait, why are you the same person with slightly different hair?", the crazier I feel. 😬

Redford: {turns to Warren Beatty} ? Beatty: 🤷

If the right *truly* believed Charlie Kirk was a defender of free speech and someone who was fine with dissenting opinions, they wouldn't be engaged in a massive campaign to punish anyone who didn't "mourn him properly." They clearly know all of that is bullshit. Only the media was conned.

"Didn't you see the finale of Lost? That's us. They're dead, we're all dead!"