One of my favorite parts of TikTok these days are all of the ballet dancers being goofy in their Nutcracker costumes, bc when else do you get to dress up like an incredibly fabulous dapper rat

How Wednesday started: Had fish & chips for lunch. Hard-boiled half a dozen eggs. Had to go to the ER for severe pain in my side. Turns out it was a pinched nerve. How today started: Had fish & chips for lunch. Hard-boiled the other half dozen eggs. Did NOT have to go to the ER! The spell: broken!

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1994 Computer programmer: "What should we call these little packets of login and web browsing data?" Cookie Monster: "Me got idea!"

Google's got some nerve putting up their original logo today, harking back to the days when they used the late, lamented motto, "Don't be evil."

Subtly downgrade a band: Bjòrk

Christ, the raw talent here.

Ruin a book with a car: Nineteen Eighty Ford

I drew a wolf kid.

Have you ever thought about what your favorite cartoon characters... smell like?

You know what'd be nice? When someone posts a video, put a button on it that does: "Start the video over from the beginning, umuted, so I can WATCH it as it was MEANT TO BE SEEN." Bsky needs this. Twitter needed this back in the day. I think Instagram and TikTok need it too but I'm not on those.

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Hmm, Taco Tuesday, eh? How about... Waffle Wednesday? Thin Crust Thursday? French Fryday? Sandwich Saturday? Sushi Sunday? ........................................... Meatball Monday?

Nice bit of fan art by sofakenfield on instagram of Brak, @puddlespityparty.bsky.social and @alyankovic.bsky.social

Post a duo.

I read the menu hey oh boy Two thousand yen for black bun hamburger

Hey! Anyone posted this yet? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...

For sale: baby shoes. Worn many times. Caution: they're filthy.

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

Don't look at this! It's an in-joke meant only for Masem. I'm not even going to bother writing alt text! (Because Masem's not blind.)

Managed to get this on the way down.

"Everytime I Look At You" by Daryl Hall & John Oates. Around the 3 minute mark, the song embarks on a JOURNEY. youtu.be/3yiic8QOoos?...

Just because I started forgetting what order R.E.M.'s albums came out in so I inserted the release years into the Winamp playlist filenames doesn't mean I'm OLD! Remembering seeing "The Ghost Busters" on Saturday morning means that.

Mollusks and insects are NOT vegetables!

Mollusks and insects are NOT vegetables!

Ooop! I drew this a week or so ago but forgot to post it. KT wonders why the dishwasher smells like gym socks. Specifically.

Thirty Helens agree...

It's four lines, but... "No sense in fooling, we're covered in dreams Having too much fun flying to land Floating waist high in ten colors of green We're so small but we feel oh so grand"

This is why proofreading is important. Who knocks who out? I can't tell!

Sad how many people don't get that this is the Onion's man-in-the-street section, "What Do You Think?" The news item is real; the joke is the fake opinions from three (fictional) random people.

Why is watching Shorts on YOuTube so BAD?!

aui eui iui oia uia

random bunny magician because why not #furry #art

Quote with your fan art ✨ I just drew this today! Squiddly Diddly looking dapper in a raspberry-purple tuxedo and top hat. Also I drew suckers on his arms because I want to make him more octopus-like.

My most minor and most Houston celeb interaction is that I once spotted Dr. Red Duke at the Houston Shoe Hospital. My second most minor is that Timothy Zahn came to our furry room party at a short-live Houston SF con, looking for the con chair. He hung around for a bit and had a Diet Coke.

👀💦 Beg pardon?!...

I've been saying "dagnabbit" a lot lately. Seems like a good habit to get into.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 7

I can't believe I hadn't thought of this before @rifftrax.com

Got some time to kill, so I drew Squiddly Diddly looking dapper.

*looking at the label on a bottle of wine* Hey, this Sauvignon isn't blanc! Someone's written on it!

ファンタスティックミスターフォックス #fantasticmrfox

Make a band singular: Board of Canada The B-52 Barne The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Man The Car Dexy's Midnight Runner The Eurythmic 1 Mustapha 1 Gun and/or Rose INX The Judy Man Without Hat One Inch Nail The Policeman The Righteous Only Child Spark He Might Be A Giant Frankie Vallo and the One Season

Make a band singular: Sonic Young Person

What are your favorite examples of humor that doesn't put anybody down? Here's an example I like: Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses.

Aroma Airlines

[me yelling at my phone] WHEN I CLICK A THING, YOU *DO* A THING

Happy birthday, Taraji P. Henson!

Everybody's doing a brand new dance now (Come on, baby, do the Mocha-Lotion) Pretend you're spreading chocolate coffee on your hands now (Come on, baby, do the Mocha-Lotion)

Ha ha ha! It's when WilyKat and Kit are pretending to be the most helpful... that they're dropping their PENS on the THING! While I'm TALKING!