"in case you're wondering what's happening on X" nope, no thanks. i wasn't

looking forward to very normal discourse about this

Those soldiers look like a Magic Eye picture

No one *licensed* anyone to make CSAM of their kids, and the tech company that provides both the production technology and the distribution system should be prosecuted out of existence.

www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti....

Chuck Schumer claiming he can't do anything to fight the GOP is comical given how easily the GOP fucked shit up when *they* were in the minority, and also how when Dems held all three branches very recently their agenda was allegedly derailed by, um the 'senate parliamentarian'

Sisters of Mercy - Dr Jeep (extended version)

it's always "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" and never "how is oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"

There is no strict Constitutional prohibition against using AI to create kiddie and distribute kiddie porn, so it's hard to see why so many liberals are upset with Elon Musk. by Jonathan Turley

If you are relating to Bob the Builder right now that is perfectly fine, you are allowed to given the global shit show!

reihan hitting his usual marks with the most obsequious possible response

I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

good time to read this.

The perfect two sentence story.

reiterating my advice he put together his own personal security force bc showing how easy it is to actually help people threatens the WHOLE political system of this country and none of them will be happy about it

every time I see someone presented as a right wing intellectual their posts are like, “contrariwise, the white race isn’t just smart but furthermore intelligent and brain good”

not to go all identity politics but I think it’s also because the victims are women

they are completely serious about this and may legitimately shatter every post-WW2 relationship with Europe over trying to take over an island that wants nothing to do with us

POWER HAT

The four least exciting words in the english language are 'written and directed by'. =/

unfortunately just as relevant now as when it was originally written

I live my life by three simple rules

bill burr to baby yoda: you know there's no gold behind our money right??

Is it good to win 411 seats after 14 years of Tory rule and then immediately lose 325 of them at the next election - ushering in an even further right wing party? That's not very thousand year centrist party.

Eat a piece of bread and cheese to prove my innocence? I'm up for that! (Just have to hope that anyone who commits a crime against me has a dairy or barley allergy, though. Hmmmm...maybe jury trials are the way forward after all)

If one password got you the records for 120000 users, the password is not your problem.

On the 5th Anniversary of the failed January 6th insurrection attempt, we’re reminded how fragile democracy can be. We must remember the darkness of that day so it’s never repeated. As history is rewritten by some, we choose to speak the truth of what happened.

that's a lot of power users gone because of dogpiling. christ

lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"

WHAT. THE. FUUUUCK???

These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of Jan. 6, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

ive got poster's madness. no, not the kind where i crash out or become a sex pest or whatever. just the kind where i post a lot

Everywhere. Everywhere. "If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money."

'Video games used to come from a shop' Okay Grandma let's get you to bed.

These headlines came 25 minutes apart

(first guy to go bald) haha what if we all wore hats, which I just invented for no reason

an important survival mechanism that I’ve developed to help endure the pressures of modern social media is forgetting everything I’ve ever posted the second I hit post

Segments of the far left are frequently indistinguishable, in their results, from foreign troll-farms. =/

How long until they panic over losing at trial and send him to Guantanamo

That time of the electoral cycle already?

Every major physicians' group says that children need to be vaccinated for measles and rubella. But Sierra Worthington-Park, who runs a healing crystals shop in Tiburon and usually votes Democratic, isn't so sure.

I reject the idea that conversations with LLMs are in any way meaningful or worthy of discussion; this is modern divining and the results are as worthless as any other form.