Dynatron - Endless, Pt. III

You can say it went down to the wire, literally.

Anne Twomey has had way too much fun recording this video, it's great

Siri, punish the wicked men

Nigel Farage would be far from the first English yobbo to fully go off the deep end and lose a fight to a rubbish bin. =/

If you read nothing else today read this. Why is our electricity so expensive? The answer will shock you (profit taking by shareholders). www.consumer.org.nz/consumer-rig...

Diving so hard you accidentally do a triple axel.

I'm not even rooting against Argentina at this point I am rooting against FIFA

donate to Wikipedia also this is the funniest shit

Modern men are too emotional for politics and lack the honour and discipline required for team sport. =/

There really is no better name than this time period. Get it on a Time cover ASAP.

refs to any team playing argentina

infantino and messi leave the beach and when they gaze back there is but one set of footprints

Men's soccer exists in a binary state between dudes falling over and crying for no reason, and dudes kicking each other really hard in bad places.

The "animated" filmes are drawne from footage of real people movinge, and the "live actioun" versiouns are three quartirs CGI. It ys lyke some kynde of zen koan.

It comes in pints?

more political analysts should be using jerkoff motions

rekt

woke is when you can eat salad without shitting your pants

I don’t defend rich people whining about high taxes for “the principle of it” because a) that’s not part of my principles and b) they don’t defend poor people ever fuck them

Absolutely vile. The continued use of our tax dollars to terrorize Palestinians and US citizens is inhumane and unacceptable. Grateful for Ro’s courage to show the world what is happening on the ground and for exposing the continued atrocities happening in the West Bank.

everyone is mad that mcconnell is braindead and unable to vote as if that doesn’t put him in like 80th percentile of best senators

I said it's my favorite movie I didn't say you'd like it

They'll put a wig and a fatsuit on Eric and tell us all we're imagining it.

Cryptocurrency functions primarily as way to scam rubes and facilitate secret criminal activity. Here's why Democrats must embrace it.

important functionality update I just noticed- when u block people it unfollows them and makes them unfollow you Softblocks are back on the menu, boys!

There is a moment in Monty Python that encapsulates why Britain is in such a mess. “No, no, ‘e’s pining!” No wonder the economy is so bad when customer service is at such a level that a shopkeeper says that a dead bird is alive. Fraud or stupidity, it’s a damning indictment of modern Britain.

The Viking metaphor is significantly lacking in 'So then what happened?' type historical awareness.

Me liking pro and anti England comments

and now a very special extra time where everyone gets a sword

Strait of Hormuz: Trump vs. Iran.

The Quest for Fire: Bear Edition

They are SO prolific now. And immediately recognisable. To me, they just scream "ignore this!"

A tactical partnership is when you team up with your hated enemy in order to escape the Duergar.

Ahhh. Friday markets now closed. Time to act like a fucking lunatic until Sunday night when it will be time to calm the markets before Monday morning opening…

incels out here whining about not being able to find a girl but do they even try to match the vibe of the victoria crowned pigeon. no. of course they don't

The dinosaurs did not have to feed 8 billion on a handful of heat-sensitive crops.

Look, I did it because I don't want to stretch the elastic on the cuffs by pulling them up to my elbows, but the result is that I just changed out of my playing videogames hoodie into my doing-the-dishes hoodie. =/ This must be what it's like to wear multiple outfits during the day.

These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of July 11, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

Dynatron - Endless, Pt. II

Extremely peevish pet peeve: I don't like when the space marines have a different colour helmet. It looks odd.

A Tiefling Viking wears their horns inside their helmet.

I’m recording a comedy special this Saturday July 11th in Cincinnati. First show is sold out, but tickets are still available for 9:45. 🎟️ in bio.

'Looksminner'

Fully agree with the points and the sentiment in this thread.

God this company is so goofy

Spelling my first name using this Dickensian Alphabet describes an intriguing loop of a tale ending with a cliffhanger