Hard to imagine having this little self respect

Mostly I’m just embarrassed

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Richmond County’s own Nicole Malliotakis giving off the same energy as one of the white people protesting southern school integration in photos from the 50s

cant.stop.laughing

As a special surprise for the WWII vet, Trump has brought an entire room full of nazis to applaud him.

It's very funny to me that Trump went through all of the trouble of launching a scam cryptocoin or invading a foreign country to take their oil revenue personally hostage when he could simply sell bathwater to Republican members of Congress on OnlyFans.

In case you're wondering how far up Trump's ass the GOP still is, on the CNBC feed multiple Republican reps came over to him afterwards to tell him it was a "home run," "perfect speech," and "best speech ever."

someone please make it stop

And they just sit there

Jesus. He doesn't have a clue what he's saying does he?

The state of the Union, one minute ago. #sotu

excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

Wow, Trump striking a much more moderate tone tonight. Measured, prepared. Dare I say… presidential?

Trump, who is currently profiting from every crypto grift imaginable, says "let's ensure that members of Congress cannot corruptly profit from using insider information" He then says, "Did Nancy Pelosi stand up? Doubt it."

OH MY G-D HE SAID "SOMALI PIRATES" IN MINNESOTA ARE WHY WE DON'T HAVE A BALANCED BUDGET. HE SERIOUSLY SAID WE'LL BALANCE THE BUDGET BY DEPORTING SOMALI IMMIGRANTS. I'M GOING TO COMBUST.

I would pay so much money to see someone he isn’t expecting to do it calmly tell Trump that his father was right, he’s a loser and he’ll always be a loser no matter what he does Like this would cause It to happen. I have no doubts whatsoever

Some people can't be bought.

Cause they’re weak

Sound the New Zealand mentioned sad trombone

This [State of the Union address] could have been a [painting by Hieronymus Bosch]

Trump won't recognize the Epstein victims in the crowd tonight. He hasn't seen them since they were 14

The state of this prick address

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

You know, I think the president of the United States might be really fucking racist.

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

There's our big dying prune. There he is. Hair looking shittier than ever somehow, walking all decrepit, looking like a big old human shit. There he is kissing his mutants. Okay let's hear what new slurs he's come up with.

lmao

yes Josh they had to redact thousands of files for that reason

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

Yeah, man, that'll get people's minds off all the pedophiles and masked goons in the streets.

If Trump can get through his speech without falling asleep or shitting his pants, he will win the expectations game.

I keep thinking back to Trump's 2017 speech and how Trump being able to read from a teleprompter for an hour fooled all the political analysts. Meanwhile, a random woman in a focus group proved she knew more than all the pros. www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump...

one of the basic problems of prediction markets that our brilliant economists clearly have not thought through is that the insider trading poisons basically everything in public life. everything is potentially untrustworthy, a set-up. the fix is always in.

Swimming in the devil's milkshake

Trump doing ever-longer state of the union addresses as his hands rot off and his military does fail parades through the capital in worst cos play of authoritarian leadership aesthetics the world has seen, Stalin's corpse rose from the ground with tears in his eyes moaning what the fuck is this shit

The Iranian FM earlier today

Papers please arse government

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Lawyers for the children are seeking to hold the government in civil contempt for allegedly violating the judge’s injunction barring removal of certain unaccompanied children. Read the motion: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Background here: www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

I actually disagree with all the leftists on here saying that Mamdani shouldn't have taken the bait. He should have immediately done a video very solemnly erecting a comically large memorial plaque on the site of the incident He should have hired bagpipers. And shed a single, dignified tear

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They're talking about @radiofreetom.bsky.social like he's Subcomandante Marcos of the Zapatista Army of National Liberation.

you don’t need to watch live tv when the only thing you really want to see would be the most-watched clip on youtube for the next hundred years

4 Minnesota guys

they should chant "pedo" in a minions voice

I want Trump to start doing weird crowd work, I want him to start telling stories about a friend and everyone looks around the room with a dawning realization he's talking about Epstein