They just let anyone into these things, now. Even me.

happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day

I thought this was Phillip Ruddock, at first.

Had to travel to one of those newish suburbs on the outskirts of Melbourne for a party, during a period of bus replacements. I hope I don't have to do it again for a long time.

There is no person alive quite as traffic-ignorant as a pedestrian walking along the Upfield bike path on a weekend.

Oh, come on Crikey, why are you publishing the Downer faildaughter.

Bev McArthur is now Lib upper house leader? Jesus Christ, I thought they were trying to present themselves as moderates.

Why do so many Australian media branes think Victoria exists only to pay into the federation? Why do they hate Melbourne building underground passenger rail but not Sydney? Why are they always called Bernard?

I just learned that computer swap meets are still a thing in Melbourne. Unfortunately, their website looks like it wouldn't be out of place on Geocities. Just needs some flashing text. www.technologymarkets.com.au

we really gotta get rid of this woeful Morrison government somehow

DFAT have finally put Sweden as green on the scary foreign country scale, after a very long time on yellow, which was insane.

Hey everyone. It’s the new opposition leader’s husband: ‘Mr Lane, who has been a party member for over a decade, used the derogatory term “faggots’’ and also said “The problem is (IMO) many homos make their sexuality a defining aspect of their being.”’ www.theage.com.au/national/vic...

In the unlikely event that Jess Wilson becomes Premier, she will be undermined by the far right and will be gone within two years.

Sad that they can’t settle their differences in the normal Victorian Liberal party manner* *Sue the sh!t out of each other

This is why you should hire a social media manager.

Lying Victorian government again, they said it would be December.

You’ll barely see this in any media

Hopefully these fuckers cease to exist. We don't need a functioning opposition if it's an opposition from the right.

We are governed by the biggest rubes

Good time to <redacted> a <redacted> <redacted>.

Big anniversary for the CIA today, hey.

Thank you Leigh Sales for reminding us everything is show biz to these people and all harm to others is entirely worth it

Imagine being as rich as Laws was, retiring, and then returning to radio and spending the last fourteen years of his life broadcasting on the lowest rating station in Sydney, rather than doing anything else in the world that his money could buy him.

He's not wrong.

Sure, bring back the man with zero personality who is hated by most Victorians.

Teals are just Tories who accept the climate change science.

My kitchen is overrun with bees and I have no idea where they are coming from.

Cool, we only need one in eight people to bash these things' heads in with a hammer annually and we will remain free of them.

More effective way to get rid of gyms than firebombing them, but less satisfying.

What even is the point of sub-editors.

Lygon Court really is beginning to get Union Square vibes.

is that good

This was the best way to find out.

It’s nice all the Zone 2 people had a good time in the city for Oasis but given it was their first time in since 2017 they probably shouldn’t comment on the vibe. #SpringSt #Melbourne

Always fun to watch a tourist stare at the Comeng train doors while they don't open. (Was about to jump up to help, but someone opened them from the outside).

Boomers can't miss a minute of unhinged news shows that make them angry.

The title of this song cracks me up every time I hear it.

Soon...

Stop forcing this shit on us.

Tens of thousands Melburnians brave the machete-filled war zone in the empty streets of the CBD to see some obscure British band from the 1990s. Don't come here, it's just so dead.

It must suck to live in Adelaide, bypassed for some Wollongong beach suburb.

Beautiful example of the Turkmenistan school

Change one letter, ruin confectionary: S&M's.

What is it going to take for the Melbourne City Council to lock up the Jesus busker on the steps of Flinders St Station.

Solid headline for late-stage everything

Just saw this on a YouTube channel: even attaching a clip-on microphone to a wooden spoon looks less silly than holding it between one's fingers.

We saw what she was like when she had to resign as a minister, and that should have been the end of her career. Absolutely inept.

Wait, Barnaby Joyce is only 58? Jesus fuck, I thought he must have been on the cusp of 70.

Petition to turn the RBA headquarters on Martin Place into public housing #Auspol