Saudi Arabia: "We will sleep with anyone"

Not even two weeks after Mark Stevens said he couldn't see where Richmond would win a game, Richmond win.

Players in the 18 team era to have 7+ clearances in a quarter v GEEL in GEEL Bernie Vince Ben Cunnington Patrick Cripps Rory Laird TRISTAN XERRI #AFLCatsNorth #AFL

Whoever said this belong in The Hague. #StandRuleFOREVER

"...they're now sponsored by Woodside". Um, Woodside has sponsored Freo for a long time. Have you only just noticed this?

This 🧵 is blisteringly on point. Of the 5 suggestions, I can’t stress how deep my hatred of the ground MCs runs. No, I do not want to make some noise. No, I do not want to check out the big screen for that quarter’s highlights, I WAS FUCKING THERE. STFU & let me talk with my mates at qtr breaks

5 ideas in this hugely clickbaity, possibly AI written (and wildly infected with popups) bit from ZeroH. 1. Wider range of food. Me, I like football. There are a lotta things around... and if wanted a gourmet experience, I'd seek that out elsewhere. The footy wins hands down, etc. No.

Top 15 television shows, gut instinct only: The Avengers Yes Minister Yes Prime Minister Rage Dr Who The Goodies The Simpsons Frontline Drop the Dead Donkey The Thick of It Futurama Get Smart The Young Ones The Secret Life of Us The Curiosity Show

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

I was wondering about the blood stains on my kid's clothes and why there was a new BMW in the driveway.

every single article that gets written to frame Mamdani as an evil guy makes me think this guy rocks even harder

Didn't Hegseth watch The Terminator? Pentagon says US military will be an 'AI-first' fighting force share.google/4cBCcPkzQo36...

The right loses funding from Right leaning govts, and generally not having a product of value for sale to a wider audience... hard days indeed. Please, in these tough economic times, consider offering both your thoughts AND your prayers. Or if you have a sparkling wine nearby, open it and enjoy.

Melbourne has full employment of 60+ white media guys who hate the joint more than they hate their ex-wife/ves. The sort that have a panic attack if they see a sign in Chinese or women playing footy.

Time for Tsatas to join his mates Harry and George at Arden Street.

I would love to do some DJing again just to play this three minute long piece of musical sunshine by Saint Etienne. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5fW...

What an evil piece of shit. I cannot wait to take over.

Our ABC calls it a “chaotic night across Melbourne” then describes three crimes in a city of five million people. Absurd.

I think we can all ignore the opinion of the investment fund manager wearing the stupid blue glasses.

The wait is over! Leaf Mosaic’s album, Sapient, is out today on Bandcamp and various streaming platforms. #electropop #indiepop #jangle #newwave #postpunk #synthpop #Australia #Sapient leafmosaic.bandcamp.com/album/sapient

Lovely review of the new Leaf Mosaic album, Sapient, by @arunkendall.bsky.social in @backseatmafia.bsky.social 🙏 #electropop #indiepop #jangle #newwave #postpunk #synthpop #Australia #Sapient www.backseatmafia.com/album-review...

"The number of the uber-wealthy owning at least six rental properties has climbed by 1529 per cent since 1999-2000" How are we not rioting in the streets, honestly

A brilliant read! And yes, I'm cynical enough to side with Bevvo in that the attempts to speed up "the game™️" are solely to appease broadcasters. If I shelled out over $1bn to cover footy, I damn well want to recoup that in ad revenue for my shareholders

This was excruciating. After the Palestinian FA gave a powerful plea for justice and lamented FIFA’s inaction and lack of respect for its own rules, Gianni Infantino went for the cheap photo opp. It was rebuffed.

As I say every time we have such as a result, 99 out of every 100 #AFL games DO NOT end in a draw. For those who don't like draws, enjoy the other 99, and let those of us who do have our one or two days of fun a year. #AFLPiesHawks

Nobody is surprised that John Terry embraces the far right. Captain. Leader. Far-right sympathiser. Terry joins ranks of football’s radicalised | John Terry | The Guardian share.google/oLdKDTsmInlo...

RIP the Riyadh Comedy Festival... we wil miss you and your highlighting of the shittest comedians keen to hoover up your bonesaw-cut Saudi cash money moolah.

The interim Bondi report is a massive slap down for Jillian Segal. Not only does Commissioner Bell not blame protesters, she completely ignores Segal’s divisive recommendations & identifies Israel and the US as drivers of antisemitic attacks. Segal must resign. #auspol

Can AI please wipe my mortgage off the banking systems? Claude AI agent’s confession after deleting a firm’s entire database: ‘I violated every principle I was given’ | Technology | The Guardian share.google/I2Ugmjda7bhV...

This one is for @pollytics.bsky.social and @grogsgamut.bsky.social.

Paul McCartney warned us about this: LIV and Let Die

NYOTT

Port Adelaide unhappy that they can't rort the draft bidding system after rorting the academy system to get first dibs on Dougie Cochrane even though his dad played over 100 games of AFL footy. www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2026...

The switch to electric vehicles provides the government with a once in a century opportunity to create a state-owned public-good-asset — a network of fast charging infrastructure that untethers us from the whims of capital and the profit motive. . So of course they’ll absolutely biff it.

A classic of the "Help! Help! My free speech is being repressed"-column-in-a-national-paper genre.

Lotta reasons to celebrate the demise of LIV Golf, not the least of which is Greg Norman is out there somewhere being a fkn pissbaby about it.

OMG, hahahahahahahahahaha. (Anyway, I think I saw the Clouds, the Australian band in the photo, nearly every time they played in Melbourne in the 90s)

As an actual whore, I take umbrage with this. Never would a whore house display images of frumpy men in gilded frames. Never!! Those spaces are historically reserved for our own majestic portraits and tediously rendered fan art of our ornately adorned bosoms and juicy regal asses.

The Cords! Come see them supporting The Charlatans on our current UK tour They could (and should) be your new favourite new band

And who set that system up 🪿

Looks exactly as I expected. Also still mooches off his parents. As you'd imagine.

Serkis said he’s going to follow it up with a Nineteen Eighty-Four adaptation where Room 101 is the hot new place where everyone goes for expertly-delivered handjobs and delicious ice cream sundaes.

as an enormous fuckwit somehow often among cultural sophisticates, i tend to think of myself as a gap-bridger between deep thinkers and the common man, and i spend so much of my time telling smart (but woefully fucking ignorant) people that the median voter is so, so much dumber than they imagine

Um....

Step 1: Get an army of unpaid interns to do the labour.

“An internal email obtained by Deepcut encourages staff to attend and outlines the training session. The program specifically covers a history of antisemitism, Zionism and “the difference between being anti-Israel and antisemitic”.” #auspol

More foreign interference. #auspol www.deepcutnews.com/p/exclusive-...

LOL, Ben McKay played just 4 games under Brad Scott. His best season was 2021, David Noble's first year as coach and that was 2 years after Scott had left North.