Maybe ABC shouldn’t share pictures of workers doing very dangerous activities and normalise it. Falls from heights kill.

“The second you crack a can open, it’ll be like a punch in the sinuses. Your couch will smell like tennis balls. Your clothes will smell like tennis balls. Your children will smell like tennis balls. If you play tennis with these balls, you will get a migraine. The smell is that strong.”

About time someone came for the babies and their disastrous impact on social cohesion

Peace deal bike meme. My @smh @theage cartoon.

Once I went to KFC and said "Zing me up, baby" and immediately regretted it.

"Starmer's shock resignation is another nail in the coffin for Jacinta Allan" -Large Fries probably

Hydration break

@senatorsurfer.bsky.social telling it like it is.

Catholic schools obsessing with genitals is on brand.

HAHAHAHAHA. Fuckwits.

“Monoculturalism” barely exists anywhere in the world. Closest is maybe North Korea and I don’t think that’s by choice.

This is an awesome read from Malcolm Knox. There’s a lot to love about Australia, but one of our least impressive traits is our anti-intellectualism. It allows completely fraudulent grifters like Hanson to thrive, and we’ll all pay a price for that.

Critics of multiculturalism in Australia fundamentally don’t get what it is It is a right to cultural identity (within limits), equal opportunity & fair treatment + recognition of the skills/talents of migrants, all within a shared Australian civic framework Food is merely a side benefit #auspol

Love your work Martin. But I’m still mad you dropped the kick off in the 1994 grand final.

Pretty sad that everyone has to pretend that the US won here, just so that Grandpa Pedo can save face. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

This is very problematic. “Ahpra has adopted the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance (IHRA) definition of antisemitism as a reference tool, supported by the Special Envoy’s handbook…”

Australia fans pre-USA clash bring their 'A' Game: “Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald #Trump is a sex offender.” Should play well in bright blue Seattle ... 😅 #WorldCup

I downloaded it so that nobody has to go to the nazi site. Pretty funny that they managed to get this done so quickly.

Well, that was a fucking ride.

Pauline Hanson is a danger to the queer community.

⚡️Union Win!⚡️ The Federal ALP government has confirmed a further $3.6 billion investment over the next two years to secure Early Childhood Education Worker Retention Payments. Read the full IEU Speaks on our website: https://www.ieu.asn.au/ieu-speaks-higher-ecec-wages/

A lot of people are quick to criticise Pauline Hanson’s woeful parliamentary attendance record but what they don’t know is that she has chronic, crippling diarrhoea and oftentimes it spews directly out of her mouth. Something to ponder.

1/2 Here’s a radical idea. How about blaming the rioters? Or at least the politicians who egged them on, rather than the ones who didn’t?

Straight up evil

Just like in 2010, there is absolutely no reason to vote Liberal or One Nation, but dipshit voters are going to do it because 3AW told them to.

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

When unions get sloppy with financial records we cop huge fines in the Federal Court. One Nation does the same and apparently nothing happens. 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Nine years ago today, 72 Londoners tragically lost their lives in the Grenfell Tower Fire. The bereaved and survivors are still waiting for justice. It’s vital that those responsible are held accountable, and that we ensure no disaster like Grenfell ever happens again.

AT OUR BEACH, OUR MAGIC BEACH

2-0. ⚽️

I don’t watch sports {trumps name being taken off the Kennedy center} but I love watching you all watch sports {trumps name being taken off the Kennedy center}.

“Heil Pauline Hanson! The Great White Hope!” Remember when you’re voting One Nation you’re voting for who the Nazis back.

It’s quite sickening how in this current world, attaining enormous paper wealth can earn you uncritical wall to wall press coverage and whitewash the fact you are an utterly deplorable human being. #elonmusk #spaceX #racism #fascism

A World War 1 veteran’s widow would *at youngest* be around 126 years old.

Substitute One Nation for Reform, and it's the same story in Australia. #auspol

Yikes

Seems legit

Hanson doesn’t just lick the boot, she swallows it whole. 🥾

My Afghan friend Kakar, who is in hiding in Afghanistan, wishes to draw our attention to another of the deadly ironies of “living” under the Taliban.

THIS is the sort of crap that people should actually be angry at @victorianlabor.bsky.social for.

Remember, kids.

I do blame Trump for the Knicks stuff by the way. He’s such a unique vibesmonster. Just a succubus of any and all joy. A sleep paralysis demon that takes anything that looks like light and turns it into the visage of death. He is intent on haunting anywhere happiness appears for even a second.

I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up

Musk's incitement and the weaponisation of his platform to further his ends and destabilise the UK and spread fear and violence are reason enough to switch off X. If it was owned by Russia the government would have done so already. X and Musk may not be a state but they ARE a hostile power.