I mean, Jim Chalmers has to be an upgrade on 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔, am I right? #GraceTame #auspol

Ready for a by-election, Farrer? Good chance for an Indy pick-up here. One to watch. #auspol

🧵Thread: Q: What's the shortest measured period of time? Microseconds? Nanoseconds? A: No, it's the number of zeptoseconds* between a culture wars moment and Pauline Hanson sticking her hateful, gnarled noggin in front of a camera ... 👇 (full screed: see post 2/3 below) #auspol

I mean, Jim Chalmers has to be an upgrade on 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔, am I right? #GraceTame #auspol

“Albo’s quoting ScoMo now! ‘She’s had a difficult life' … spare me the condescension, old man”. t.co/gC9nox3fez Grace Tame will never have the chance to side-eye Albo a la Morrison (his minders will make sure of that) ... so Matt Golding got creative: #auspol

Must be some 💲cha ching 💲 in this ... #ModiAndBibi #SittingInATree

Carte blanche for data centres; f all for affordable housing. Skynet ('𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳') will be thrilled ... 👀 #auspol

MY LATEST: Israel’s genocide in Gaza is an issue tailor-made for the kind of union activism we saw in the 1970s. But 50 years on from those heady days, we’re seeing a timid, tepid response from union bosses. The question is: why? michaelwest.com.au/from-vietnam...

India's come a long way since 1981 ... 👀⤵️

#Trump Tower Gold Coast brings together a bloke known for ruining business partners with a twice-bankrupt Australian developer. It's to be built on Trickett Street, Surfers Paradise (get it?). #auspol

Carte blanche for data centres; f all for affordable housing. Skynet ('𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳') will be thrilled ... 👀 #auspol

MY LATEST: Israel’s genocide in Gaza is an issue tailor-made for the kind of union activism we saw in the 1970s. But 50 years on from those heady days, we’re seeing a timid, tepid response from union bosses. The question is: why? michaelwest.com.au/from-vietnam...

ISIS brides: the race to the bottom. Just 14 federal politicians (out of 226) openly/ardently oppose this racist regression. Of the 212 others, most couldn't care less about Australian IDF soldiers, back from the genocide in Gaza, who walk freely among us. The hypocrisy is breathtaking. #auspol

Wait, didn't #Trump say Iran's capacity to build nuclear weapons was "totally obliterated" last year? Thought so:

ISIS brides: the race to the bottom. Just 14 federal politicians (out of 226) openly/ardently oppose this racist regression. Of the 212 others, most couldn't care less about Australian IDF soldiers, back from the genocide in Gaza, who walk freely among us. The hypocrisy is breathtaking. #auspol

Good point, Cathy Wilcox. Andy's a soft target, while Trump's as likely to forget Iran and come after us ... #auspol

Good point, Cathy Wilcox. Andy's a soft target, while Trump's as likely to forget Iran and come after us ... #auspol

The penguins and seals of Heard Island, on learning their #Trump tariff is now 15 per cent ...

Is this the direction we're headed as a country? Will Angus start up our very own ICE, and recruit thugs from the now-disbanded National Socialist Network? I hear Thomas Sewell is champing at the bit for some action ... 👀 #auspol

Yeah, nah. F*ck off, Fredo ... #TrumpTowerAustralia

I'm reliably informed that Ben Fordham - and Steve Price in Melbourne - don't believe in their incendiary, "stir up the white working class" schtick. ⤵️ They simply see it as a means to fame and fortune. What 𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 scumbags. #auspol

Once ISIS brides reached govt land "Damascus would (attack) because (Canberra) didn’t coordinate with them". So they returned to their camp, where they're in limbo. Whether they would be allowed to travel “depends on Canberra”. tinyurl.com/y3ajkpm4 What aren't you telling us, Albo? #auspol

I'm reliably informed that Ben Fordham - and Steve Price in Melbourne - don't believe in their incendiary, "stir up the white working class" schtick. ⤵️ They simply see it as a means to fame and fortune. What 𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 scumbags. #auspol

Yeah, nah. F*ck off, Fredo ... #TrumpTowerAustralia

All five nordic countries have confirmed they will arrest Netanyahu under ICC & ICJ warrants, if he enters their airspace. youtu.be/kRybA5iLMlY That'll bring him down ... if he's headed to the North Pole ... 👇 #GazaGenocide

Is this the direction we're headed as a country? Will Angus start up our very own ICE, and recruit thugs from the now-disbanded National Socialist Network? I hear Thomas Sewell is champing at the bit for some action ... 👀 #auspol

The penguins and seals of Heard Island, on learning their #Trump tariff is now 15 per cent ...

Compensating much? #Trump

Compensating much? #Trump

"People remember the last time Hanson went to Lakemba. She came with a TV crew, expecting anger. They showed hospitality; women gave her a hug. Really blew her mind" - Lakemba area MP, Tony Burke. Gosh, I hope Pauline wasn't bullsh*tting when she called Lakemba "unsafe" last week! 😲⤵️ #auspol

"He feared for the future happiness of a Prince whose life of privilege was no more". - Mark Twain (paraphrased to fit the tragedy*). #AndyBusted

Thanks to HazBrown1 at the other place ... #ShawshankRedemption

Prediction: Angus Taylor will prove to as toxic in Victoria as Peter Dutton was. ⤵️ Don't let me down, Melbourne ... 🙏 #auspol

Don't laugh. At one point this piece-of-work was a Prince Charles abseiling accident away from being our next head of State. #AndrewBusted @peterfitz1.bsky.social

Speaking of people you should have "nothing but contempt" for ... @albomp.bsky.social #auspol #NewsCorpse

It's like they're twins! #auspol

Speaking of people you should have "nothing but contempt" for ... @albomp.bsky.social #auspol #NewsCorpse

Rita Panahi on Sky's re-naming to News24: "If you thought we were bold and brave before, you ain't seen nothing yet (wink)". If by "bold and brave" you meant "manic and psychotic", I fully believe you: ↙️↘️ #RowanDean #NewsCorpse

Whoever did this wins the week ... #AndrewBusted

Memo Vikki Campion: just 7% of Australians are "practicing Christians" who give a toss about Lent. More than half of us don't identify as Christian, and a higher % of Muslims take Ramadan seriously. Politicians notice stuff like that. Maybe the news didn't reach you up there in Armidale. #auspol

#Trump tells his <checks notes> "Board of Peace" he might <checks notes> go to war with Iran. ↘️ Just 1,065 days of this psychosis to go ...

#Trump tells his <checks notes> "Board of Peace" he might <checks notes> go to war with Iran. ⤵️ Just 1,065 days of this psychosis to go ...

L-NP: utterly immoral immigration policy. Let's hope Albo (“I have nothing but contempt for these people”) doesn't go any further down the same rabbit hole ... #auspol

Barnaby to Trumpet of Patriots? ⤵️ It's the betrothal we had to have (sorry Vikki Campion, you're just so 2018) ... #auspol

Barnaby Joyce will be off to Trumpet of Patriots if he keeps 👇 this 👇up. (Remember Mark Latham?) < archive.md/Ew2du > #auspol

Do it, Barn. End your parliamentary career. A big chunk of the bigots who voted for Dutton last year will "go home" to Angus Taylor. Ergo, Nats hold New England. (Somebody screenshot this, and toss it back at me if I'm wrong. I won't thank you, but I'll deserve it ... 👀) #auspol

Cathy Wilcox to Albo: what if that "bed" your mother spoke of means kids stuck in Syria, "stigmatised, traumatised and radicalised"? You're missing the point, Cathy. They're not old enough to vote ... #auspol

Adopting the tone of Dutton, Hanson and Taylor to keep brown-skinned kids in a war zone. Alienating many of the voters he needs to stay in power. You've "made your bed", Albo ... #auspol

Pauline Hanson: "They're trying to put me back in jail" over that 'no good Muslims' hate speech. "Back in jail", Pauline? You mean you've 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆? #auspol