Shane Warne's son: COVID vaccine played a role in dad's death. "I definitely think it was involved." So it had nothing to do congenital heart disease, or "massage therapists"? Oh. Ben Fordham, exploiting a son's grief to validate the cookers in his audience. Disgusting.

Question for Angus: how is discriminating against permanent residents going to fix housing affordability? tinyurl.com/mxha5tuf You're in a race with Pauline for biggest antipodean arsehole, aren't you? #auspol

They couldn't have ousted Orbán without you, JD. 🇭🇺 (What's that? You were campaigning *for* him?) #Hungary

Shane Warne's son: COVID vaccine played a role in dad's death. "I definitely think it was involved." So it had nothing to do congenital heart disease, or "massage therapists"? Oh. Ben Fordham, exploiting a son's grief to validate the cookers in his audience. Disgusting.

Memo @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social y.social : take a look at #Hungary. 👇 *This* (or something approximating this) is what you do at 12 noon, January 20 2029. (What's that? You "need to run it past a focus group"? 🙄) #End #Fascism

Fascism flushed in Hungary, spiritual home of #Trump crony Sebastian Gorka. 🇭🇺 Could someone do a welfare check? Poor guy's struggling ...

That's not 𝑬𝒑𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒊𝒏 he's bringing back, is it? #Trump

And don't forget, Tones: the trains ran on time ... #auspol #hungary

That's not 𝑬𝒑𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒊𝒏 he's bringing back, is it? #Trump

Fascism flushed in Hungary, spiritual home of #Trump crony Sebastian Gorka. 🇭🇺 Could someone do a welfare check? Poor guy's struggling ...

Viktor Orbán: “I congratulated the victorious party. We are going to serve the Hungarian nation and our homeland from opposition as well″. Food for thought, Donald, in case you're considering another #Jan6 ... www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

There's half a chance J.D. wants to eat the poor dove ... 🍴

Karl Stefanovic on Ben Roberts-Smith: “People do need to be reminded: our armed services have got to do things normal people don’t do on a daily basis". ⤵️ You mean like kicking an unarmed, handcuffed man off a cliff, Karl? #auspol #BRS youtube.com/watch?v=NAaAkExcYB4

Victoria (Nicola Gobbo): defence attorney dubbed 'Lawyer X' informs on clients after police "exercise discretion"/don't charge her over amphetamines in her possession. 👀 NSW (Vanessa O'Bryan): hold my lubricant ... 👇

#NewsCorpse & the fevered defence of Australian mythology (mateship/egalitarianism/our "unimpeachable" military). It's inexorable. News Flash, Mark Knight: war criminals get the book thrown at them (sometimes). You can stick your "we look after our own" corruption where the sun don't shine. #auspol

I dunno, Tards. There aren't too many crimes more serious than multiple murder ...

I dunno, Tards. There aren't too many crimes more serious than multiple murder ...

Okay, we're top, blow the siren on the round! No? Damn, I'll have to barrack for Hawthorn (🤢). Also, look at those odds! (What's that? Brisbane $4.50? Suffers 2024 flashbacks ...) #AFLSwansSuns #GatherRound

Curnow "couldn't possibly miss". Shut your freaking mouth Dunstall. #AFLSwansSuns

Matt Canavan wants “more Australian industry, more Australian humour, more Australian jokes, more Australian barbecues, more Australian babies…” What about our foreign head of state/the union jack on our flag? Should we scrap #AUKUS, or do we stay an American vassal? Speak up, "Captain Australia".

(Affects Gallic shrug). "Meh. It's derivative ..."

All that's missing is a plate of fast food/ketchup thrown against the wall ... #Trump

Could the Vic. Labor Government survive at elections this November? Could the state's chaotic L-NP snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? It's keeping Steve Price up at night, a new crag appearing on his weathered face with every passing day. What a hoot it would be if Labor hangs on ...🤭 #auspol

"How is it possible that 8 out of 10 [Democratic voters] view Israel in a negative thing?" - Sen John Fetterman ("D", PA). Do the right thing, Pennsylvania. Primary him with an actual Democrat in '28.

This important point (👇) was censored (by BlueSky!) for "intolerance". I'm putting it up again; wish me luck! To paraphrase Barry Goldwater, "Intolerance of the intolerant is no vice" ... #Trump

Why would you feel the need to pre-emptively pardon your entire staff, Donald? ⤵️ tinyurl.com/2s9krn9z Is your entire administration corrupt or something?

Grace Tame Foundation closes amid "funding difficulties". This follows Grace losing speaking gigs after she led a “globalise the intifada” chant. The foundation drove landmark legal reforms/supported 100s of survivors seeking justice. No doubt the wreckers are 𝘔𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭 𝘛𝘰𝘷-ing each other ... 🙄 #auspol

Kids in solitary confinement - no windows/natural light/fresh air/outdoor area/recreation/rehabilitation/education/ family visits, sometimes for months. "The NT not only brought back spit hoods, they brought back restraint chairs" for 10 yr olds. But sure. "We're tough on crime. Yee Haw!" #auspol

Australian followers, will Rita Panahi or Peta Credlin ever have a "come to Jesus" moment like this from Megyn Kelly? ⤵️ Nah, silly question ... #NewsCorpse #auspol

#Trump: Bibi will 'low key it' on Lebanon. t.co/5CpranuB3u (You mean like ICE are 'low keying' it these days? California man shot 6 times "falsely labelled as gang member" - t.co/WZX3uEQaPY )

Megyn Kelly: “After 14 years inside Fox News, I’m exposing what viewers refuse to see—how the network morphed from news into a propaganda machine.” What do you mean "morphed", Megyn? You were neck-deep in it ... #NewsCorpse

Kids in solitary confinement - no windows/natural light/fresh air/outdoor area/recreation/rehabilitation/education/ family visits, sometimes for months. "The NT not only brought back spit hoods, they brought back restraint chairs" for 10 yr olds. But sure. "We're tough on crime. Yee Haw!" #auspol

Grace Tame Foundation closes amid "funding difficulties". This follows Grace losing speaking gigs after she led a “globalise the intifada” chant. The foundation drove landmark legal reforms/supported 100s of survivors seeking justice. No doubt the wreckers are 𝘔𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭 𝘛𝘰𝘷-ing each other ... 🙄 #auspol

In case you're still wondering how we reached this point ... #Trump #IranWar‌

"It’s clear that the US president has been threatening to escalate in order to de-escalate". News Flash, James Paterson: hours later, it's "escalating" again. All part of Trump's 4D chess strategy, right? 🙄 #auspol #IranWar

↙️ "A big day for world peace!" Hours later, missiles fly, Hormuz closed: tinyurl.com/yc3ha7et . Heck of "ceasefire", Editor-in-Chief Chris Dore. All fire, no cease! Reminds me of another famous front page ... ↘️ #AgedLikeMilk #Trump #IranWar‌

Always on the lookout for opportunities to bash the ABC, Sky News thinks Laura Tingle putting #Trump's credibility on the same low shelf as the Mullahs in Tehran is somehow a bone of contention.⤵️ It's what happens when you get high on your own supply ... #NewsCorpse

Maybe, just maybe, it would have been better to stick with Obama's no-nukes deal. 🤷‍♂️ 5,000 lives and $40 billion* later, America gets the clean-up bill, while Iran puts a toll-booth on the Hormuz Turnpike ... ⬇️ #Trump #IranWar

Peter van Onselen: Ben Roberts-Smith is "a decorated soldier cast aside by timid elites and agenda-driven journalists". Why so sad, PVO? Did he go to school with you too*? ⬇️ #auspol

Peter van Onselen: Ben Roberts-Smith is "a decorated soldier cast aside by timid elites and agenda-driven journalists". Why so sad, PVO? Did he go to school with you too*? ⬇️ #auspol

"Oil prices plunged by almost 15% after Donald Trump held off on his threat to bomb Iran into the stone ages" ... per the Guardian: tinyurl.com/3wn9ec7t Not seeing it at this end, @acccgovau.bsky.social . Should I give 'em another five minutes? #IranWar‌

Turns out the "deceased civilization" is the one in Washington DC. Golden idol worship, corruption running rampant, the unchecked spread of measles and rabies ... it's not like there weren't signs. ⚰️ #Trump #IranWar‌

Well whadayaknow. There's *someone* in the known universe with a bigger diaper than #Trump ...

Well, that wiped the smile off his face ... #BRS

Those tattoos should go down a treat in the Big House ... ⤵️

AFP charges Adelaide man, 25, with "working for a foreign military without authorisation" after he operated drones for Ukraine.   ... which is completely different to the hundreds of #GazaGenocide‌ participants (were they authorised?) to whom Canberra turned a blind eye. 👀

Those tattoos should go down a treat in the Big House ... ⤵️

AFP charges Adelaide man, 25, with "working for a foreign military without authorisation" after he operated drones for Ukraine.   ... which is completely different to the hundreds of #GazaGenocide‌ participants (were they authorised?) to whom Canberra turned a blind eye. 👀

The Age: 4,000 dead Guardian: US is 'world's policeman' no more CNN: Oil through the roof AP: MidEast bases blitzed by #Iran Murdoch tabloids: one airman rescued. Break open the Bollinger! 🍾 #NewsCorpse buries the lede by splashing this on p1. Question is: why*?

#Trump, last week: "#Iran's anti-aircraft capacity is obliterated. Our planes are untouchable!" Next day: F-15E Strike Eagle and A-10 Warthog shot down. 😳 Today: "Tuesday will be power plant day, and bridge day, all wrapped up in one". ⤵️ What could possibly go wrong? 👀