Australians: this is shocking, America is crazy! Victorians: this is exactly what the Abbott/Turnbull/Morrison government did.

Sorry, can’t talk; I’m on the Beaver Hotline

Huh? That’s a *very generous* reading of Ley’s recent histrionics #Auspol

This is how class solidarity works in Australia 🤬 #RoboDebt #NACC

Always instructive to see what politicians choose to spend their political capital on

Fine, have your Royal Commission into anti-semitism, but only after all the guilty parties from the last Royal Commission are criminally prosecuted and sent to prison. #RoboDebt #NACC

A thing that a journo could cover at Christmas is all the Australian workers (casual and temporary) who get laid off over "the holidays" without pay. There are hundreds of thousands of them in and around education alone..........

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

#Ashes #AUSvENG

One of the reasons I love sport is that it may be the very last area of human endeavour where the concept of meritocracy actually means something

Does the ALP still manufacture Doug Camerons? We could do with a few more right now… #Auspol

Also ask if the racist fatheads on 2GB, Sky, Channel 7 etc will ever run afoul of any new “hate-speech” legislation. #Auspol

UPDATE: Scott Boland has still batted for more minutes than Cameron Green this series #AUSvENG

Hmm…Boland seems to aim at the stumps a lot. Maybe England might try this? #Ashes #AUSvENG

New Paedo Island just dropped

I've never been more convinced Australia has the worst mainstream journalists in the world. Simple, thick, racist, ahistorical, bootlicking dipshits that lie and screech more than they think and feel. This weaponisation of a tragedy against anti-genocide voices is grotesque.

Big fan of Khawaja poisoning Steve Smith. Shows he still wants it. #Ashes 🏏

Another story about immigrants putting pressure on Aussie infrastructure is it?

Under 48 hours for the first ackchually the Bondi horror is the fault of the Victorian Labor government to emerge.

This is what happens when the only people you ever speak to are billionaires, consultants and your sycophantic ivy-league staffers.

Wonder if Michelle Rowland slugged the taxpayers to attend this "christian prayer breakfast" and assert these profoundly weird views which are clearly at odds with our secular liberal democracy?

Happy 100th birthday to Dick van Dyke. What a good egg.

You know it makes sense… #NACC #RoboDebt

Oh, so wild teenage brawls happen in other states too. Are journalists going to try to overthrow their government as well? www.9news.com.au/national/bro...

Seems to be a tone to the articles coming out of the Age on infrastructure

The Sydney Morning Herald (southern edition) finding new passive-aggressive ways to sook about the state government’s transport infrastructure.

Shocked* that the Channel 9 newspapers that spent countless column inches dry humping the Sydney Metro is engaging in a passive-aggressive campaign against Melbourne’s new public transport investments 🤪

Okay, I’ll bite: what’s a Wippa?

NIGHT ON EARTH (1991) - Jim Jarmusch *deleted scene

Boot Camps?

Boomer Facebook Neighbourhood Watch Groups gunna absolutely go off if kids start following the PM's advice here...

Every time I spoke about how super doesn’t work for renters I was told I was wrong and didn’t understand it. Oh lookie here. I was right. You were just jerks. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

This one seems especially damning

Maybe she could release an ADVANCE copy of the list?

The Barmy Army has gone too far this time

You spelled “wealth hoarders” wrong

Shocked* that a major funder of the right wing extremists at Advance would do this 🤪

The arguments for Victorian independence just keep on coming… #Vexit

Hard to know which group is most devoted to sucking themselves off more: a) Canberra Press Gallery when covering Barnaby, or b) English media when covering their Bazball cricket team

Nature is healing

Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc

Is he counting all the golf days? #Ashes #AUSvENG

Australia go 2-0 up in the series and retain the #Ashes * *assuming the Sydney test will be rained out

ENGLAND WIN!!!!* *an extra day of golf #Ashes #AUSvENG

Ponting absolutely loving this Archer vs Smith stuff. Brilliant #Ashes

Giovanni Infantino will present Ben Stokes with the FIFA #Ashes Prize at a gala ceremony after this test.

Open with Starc and Boland, you cowards! #Ashes 🏏

OMG. Jacinta Allan must resign!

Expecting this to follow the standard process: 1. Don’t worry, it’s just the USA 2. Don’t worry, it’s just QLD 3. WTF, the Victorian Liberal Party is trying this sh!t on?