Australia is building a second HIMARS regiment. For some reason. Hard to fathom what the shitting fuck we would use it for in the ADF, but I guess it's important to keep buying weapons from the US.

lmao at the "offensive" here. So fucking obvious we are enabling the UAE to take offensive action but this is their pathetic way of papering over it.

the orange is incredible fucked up in this clip, even more than usual

he's gunna get a worse deal than Obama

wait nancy is NANCY REAGAN??

is there a worse streaming platform than Paramount? No, it is not possible to be worse.

I bought something off a marketplace boomer today and he started telling me a story about how he just sold his quad bike and bought a new quad bike and this one is made in TAIWAN, not CHINA.

keen to hear how the govt plan to fund all their BIG IDEAS! *also what these ideas are, other than a bigger military

A NEW! bizarro political project just dropped: 'New Democratic Front of Australia (NDFA)' (Revolutionary Organisation of Students & Yoof, New Democratic Labour Centre of AUS, Eureka Initiative, AUS Communist Party, United Muslims for Peace & National & Anti-Imperialist Liberation Solidarity.)

cannot fathom jumping through all the hoops it takes to get into ADFA, making it there then going "I need to see boobs, but in a way that is illegal" Fyshwick is right there, my guy!

Thought that name looked familiar

yes but have you considered the 1 in 4 who don't are gambling industry perverts and ALP members?

its cool and normal that every time a prison is manifested it includes sexual assault and abuse. Every time. You cannot have a prison without it. Oh well, better not think about it.

anyone know whats up with @derridalicious.bsky.social? Haven't seen her here for ages.

I just need this all to end

then explain how the blue poles purchase gives my granddad chest pains

I bring you the latest update from the Blowjob Brothers

these communities are propped up and serviced by immigrants. These morons are going to get what they deserve.

I wonder how this works if you include "bands" and "street art" and "custom cars/bikes" in your definition of "arts and cultural engagement"? Classic Grauniad.

as someone who served in a parachute unit, and wrote a lot of the work that established it as a parachute unit, but was unable to parachute due to previous injuries I have mixed feelings about military parachuting. I think it has a very limited scope of utility, I think the ADF has it close to right

ah fuck, this sucks. No one should die at work.

listen to @illconceivedpodcast.com

Rod Stewart is cool as fuck. I never liked his music but he interviews like a mad cunt.

the *Dark Matter* of discourse would have to involve a phenomenon that is observable, but the cause of which is unable to be determined. I can't think of anything that fits this.

Your workplace should have a tuck shop that's run by staff members mums.

the carolina panthers mascot showed up to my job, threw his ass in a circle, then told the kids to sleep 8 hours before their state standardized test. it was better than field day

what did idiots call their backyard gazebos before they discovered Bali?

a signal booster costs about $600 brand new, $300 second hand. An antenna is a few hundred. What has he spent thousands on? Also a starlink costs $300 for the hardware and $80 a month. Boomer brain shit.

this is cool but also the plot to Firefox

no

it does for Europe

important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though

Douglas MacArthur after one bite of a Troppo Burger with chilli.

delusional fucking moron

boomer brain must be cleaved from the human genome.

basically 3x longer than the Iraq invasion. Lmao.

if the US turned off access to google tomorrow the Australian military would stop. That would be it, done. Fucked. Its a great idea to have this level of trust in an ally like the US.

every new doohickey guy in 2025: all right. I'll do it. AI waifu Jodie Foster with H cups: I love you, onii-san

I bet Dan aykroyd gets slopped off by ghosts so much now he's bored as shit every time. I have his number from catfishing, I could ask

what a weird framing.

hmm. Yeah that could be important, or perhaps the fact a mining billionaire with overtly racists opinions is bankrolling yet another political party is the more important part? Oh well.

Blessed be the race baiters, for they have inherited the electorate.

hahahahahahaha I KNOW THIS FUCKING GUY HE IS A MASSIVE CUNT

a funny bit is "guy who wants to bring about the extinction of humans"

its the same for everyone the US *sells* weapons, there's no invoice.