just say "I would be a nazi and do apartheid" it saves a lot of words and time.

🇵🇸🍉 From the river to the sea, cunts.

Henry noooooo

This Denise wheeler account seems to exist solely to steal other people’s work in a lazy attempt to generate traffic. They do the same on other platforms.

this person is why LLMs exist. So talentless midwits can steal the work of others without even the effort it would take to plagirise it themselves, to try to appear smart to other talentless midwits.

America was a mistake

this dude even dresses like a fucking chomo

thought better of that, although it did make me laugh

lmao, this is a thermobaric warhead

AJ Ditty

[24hrs from now] Jeffries: no, I said “suck Donald Trump”

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

less Herzog, more Zir Hog amirite?

dude is doing this on easy mode

congrats, he'll be crippled by his 20s.

his superpower was being a gun advocate that got shot in the throat sitting under a sign saying "prove me wrong"

That’s correct.

SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?

why would you not just agree to this, get the funds released, mock the shit out of him for it the entire time, then not do it?

incredible vibe to wear your full size medals AND some family ones to court like its fucken ANZAC day. Lmao. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Is this good chat

Jeffrey Epstein is the Forrest Gump of child rape

perfect, nothing much happening on a Friday afternoon on the Bruce Highway. RIP if you work in Brisbane and live in the north.

watching people go "nuh uh, he can't do that, there's no mechanism to allow for that" and man, it must be wild to have just woken up from a 30yr coma.

people keep saying generated video is indistinguishable from reality then every post of it is some uncanny valley shit like this.

injecting acid into my dick so I can go from 7th to 6th at the white supremacist sporting contest

police are looking to question a man with a frog avatar

all they know is shooting, teargassing, facial recognition, charge they phone, eat hot chip and lie about warrants.

submitting a quote for $350,000 then making a papier-mâché head to jam inside it.

every day we are forced to learn another dumb American name like Groble-Wayne Schmuckenheiser IV and they turn out to be the 12th richest person alive because they own the patent for a type of rivet used in oil rig kitchen appliances.

“Claude Code added GasTown as a feature” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

you need one of these, some tweezers, and a tube of magnoplasm splintex gel. Anything you can't get out with those is now part of your body.

now is the time of Popscoin @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world

not germaine to the story but what the fuck is this load out? How is this moron going to use those M4 mags in behind pistol mags? These people are cosplay fuckwits.

how will the pedophiles that live there find out important government information now?

the solidarity that useful idiots in the media are showing to the pedophile class is exactly why the pedophile class own all the media.

redacting the recipient of an email that starts with "Hello Elon" is top tier redacting.

*dabs with Dick Cheney*

very cool we have US troops on our soil, I'm sure these threats wont be leveled at us

christ this is fucking awful.

what a strange thing for her to post

I hope JD Vance gets to sit in the Charlie Kirk tent.

I hope Elon has friends around him that can tell him to get off twitter, its no good for him. Bluesky is a much more friendly atmosphere.

*Noblesse Oblige intensifies*

Never kill yourself, because with a little luck Elon will do it first and you don't want to miss out on that

not sure what kind of artist agrees to have their work reviewed by a censor to make sure it doesn't offend people who love killing children. Actually, no I am sure.

you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?

Elon Musk has died. He was found torn in half in some kind of choke-wank scenario involving one of his lame robots. The robot's fist is fused closed around the most grotesquely disfigured penis the cops have ever seen.

she's a big Scorsese fan.