America produces new types of guy at a dizzying pace. I had completely forgotten about this one, and that in itself is a damning indictment on the rate of guy-type production. SLOW DOWN, let us enjoy the deaths of these despicable freaks one at a time.

that's what everyone wants

many years ago I used to do work trips to Florida, Tampa specifically. Every taxi driver I ever had there was Haitian. Lovely people.

If you want to be a revolutionary you need to learn how to knock on a stranger’s door, sit through a tedious meeting, monitor an ICE raid, moved a resolution through a hostile room, how to manage an influx of members etc. DSA can give you that experience. That is the beginning and the end of it.

Cinemas are a ripoff

Things are crook in the RN's SSN squadron, and the knock-on effects could spread to the RAN.

hahaha the best they've got is dusting off old John Howard word salads.

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pro tip: hahahha grow up you fucking cunts

turns out Stefanovic wore the same suit for decades, and it was a Hugo Boss number.

I especially love this diagram.

🎶I wanna transport you to a WAFFLE HOUSE, A WAFFLE HOUSE 🎶

ahhaha look at the next post for the original video. Cops of every kind need to be fed into the woodchipper. They cannot be part of whatever our society is in the future.

if America doesn't perpwalk every one of these fucking freaks the day after the next president is sworn in all treaties and alliances have to be cancelled immediately.

yeah meth heads do be like that

I often find myself feeling like I just exist in a sort of different plane of reality than these people. Like, yes, we should care about undoing everything we can related to the US backed genocide against Palestine. If you don't agree, you are the problem

its a shame there's not a fictional example of a mono-culture that demands assimilation where this is considered bad and evil. Oh well.

yep all these loons should start microparties, fuck it why not?

I think Pol Pot's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if the killing fields happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a regime is crazy.

chat is it cool that the scale of your own crimes put historical crimes into context as minor infractions?

this regime of insane clerics must be toppled, they cannot be allowed to possess a nuclear weapon.

does the coroner know there's a driving test that does that already?

Oh my god, it’s just Hamilton for Joseph Smith.

tfw they shoot The Breaker [h/t @burgotastic.bsky.social for the image]

I've just been hired as convenor of the CSA party, please find attached an invitation to our first meeting: CSAM.ics

hmm, deleted that post about accenture in case there are fucking freaks name searching on here... lol.

sorry, WHO is in heaven?!????

more like community bong Australia, right?

ahhaha yep bsky.app/profile/weir...

some fucking deadshit was on this track about physics recently - "physics has achieved nothing in decades, string theory is a dead end, etc..." I bet if I go back and find it they're out of Thiel's secret dickhead club too.

How I screenprint on apparel without photo emulsion!

my copy of Final Space Ends arrived. Jesus christ this thing is beautiful.

cool, which Liberal Party shitcunt is next?

MPs will move bills to make human composting a reality instead of going to therapy

remember when Elon was definitely a real trillionaire and it wasn't fake hype and gibberish by fucking morons?

yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?

a startup staffed by nazis, what is this... NASA?

looking forward to getting some vatican money for my new literary project: Bible 2.

dear old people, i'm sympathetic. i truly am. but y'all need to learn how to insinuate things via e.g. very funny steven universe comics. saying it out loud is a rookie move.

Who cares?

hEs sTiLl A tRiLlIoNaIrE can you fucking dumb cunts hear yourselves?

remember when people were really into wearing wrist magnets? Lmao, so many fucken morons telling me "uh Kels, you don't understand the science of how this improves my performance"

add another data point to "the stupidest people alive are using this"