Trump has been in my first aid classes but took the wrong lesson from "don't just do something, stand there"

WHY ARE THEY LIFTING HIS LEGS UP THIS HASN'T BEEN A THING FOR ABOUT 15YRS NOW.

would be bonkers if a bunch of rocket scientists had to leave the US for Europe because of fascism.

Every year we get closer to this happening on the news

..... use the metaphor of how John the Apostle during his exile to the island of Patmos, received visions from Jesus which became the Book of Revelation. Nauru is the modern day Patmos, the revelation of offshore detention now stretches across the shared Christianity of Australia, the US and the UK.

Jesus said a lot of things, but one thing he was crystal clear about: the need for strong and secure borders. In this essay I (an ALP staffer) will....

the idea that a mayor, even of NY, needs to go cap in hand to the US President to get things done is prima facie ludicrous.

imagine if the events of The Big Short happened in real life? Man, shit would go crazy, all those bankers would be in jail! *touches earpiece*

thinking about a timeline where senior democrats establish enough spine to keep saying "fuck off, Trump" on mic to roaring crowds all the way to 2028.

how fucken fast was he going to move the bridge off it's fucking bankseat?!?!

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

microsoft are definitely going to shove the AI slop into the cheapest tier when there is a mass exodus from the more expensive tier.

I've told the story before about McRyan making me print the unit mission "big" and put it up on the wall. This is what it looked like but in whatever the default word typeface is called, and black. Took about 30 pages from what I remember. Looked insane. That fuckhead loved it.

all sport should be like this. Oh you played 90min of soccer? Fuck off. Play it for 4 days on the side of a hill then get back to me.

if the nats split from the libs the teals will join the libs. Die mad, but that's who the teals are.

that looks to be printed on 3 sheets of paper.

we can't have nice things

going after the worst of the worst

none of us are safe until all these people are driven into hiding.

the best and most consistent use case i have seen for AI is making right wing influencers weepy with nostalgia for a sepia-toned past that they fever dreamed once when they saw an immigrant and blacked out from rage

Australia did it first and better. As always. #SandwichGate

Australia needs its own Sandwichgate but it's a sausage roll thrown at Richard Wilkins

the word "taqqiya" hits my ears like the voice of my third grade homeroom teacher. something from the deep past. an echo of memories long in the dust. a single tear slides down my cheek.

this is why he should have taken the stage and opened his victory speech with the shahada.

No single living person uninvolved in the terror plot is more responsible for the number of casualties on 9/11 than Rudy Giuliani, particularly of the 343 firefighters who died. And no one--no one--is more to blame for more rescuers dying of Ground Zero-related illnesses than died on 9/11 itself.

hold up, he's not mayor until 1/1/26?!? and the transition isn't funded?!? America you are so fucking stupid.

the list is fine but the most obvious one they've missed is the US and they literally tried to execute a dissident who is Australian lmao.

he did miss the chance to do the funniest possible thing of taking the stage and saying the shahada.

hell fucken yeah I'm ready to storm the fucken castle or whatever

Matt Taibbi has not tweeted in 11 hours 😢

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

obvs NYPD are going to [redacted]

can't wait to see Albanese dismiss this as irrelevant to Australia.

live cross to the pierogi cuck blowing his brains out please

say what you want about a gubernatorial race on the other side of the planet but confirmation that better things are possible is worth a few yanks on the thread for the last 6 months.

Risky link but worth the click

amazing policy, just excellent work by a government of absolute top-tier operators. Genius stuff.

@tevildopofc.bsky.social bust out your mud model kit, it's happening!

minga

Haha unless

I might be enjoying these more than "all my apes gone" but its a close run thing.

Chick Deney

Schumer admitting he didn't vote Democrat is very much the reason he has the job he has.

best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan

they're gunna do this same exact thing for Trump. The only solidarity is class solidarity.

oh yeah he had a real Damascus Road moment after killing millions and dying a multi-multi-millionaire off the back of it. Lmao. FOH.

anyone else think this whole Dick Cheney death narrative is a little... off? ex-VPs just don't suddenly die. I have questions and so should you.

lol, blocked by Tim Watt. Oh no, how will I find out what 90s reality show the ABC has rebooted now?!?!

the only people with fewer ideas than the ALP are the ABC. Rebooted dogshit from the 90s, yum yum...!