the train has left the station. Its packed with dipshits and losers. No one with an ounce of credibility is on the train. Toot fucken toot. Welcome to dumb cunt train world.

love to dislocate my shoulder trying to draw my pistol then shoot myself in the chest

lmao

wait you're telling me the international cabal of multimillionaire nazi freaks that run this organisation are not on the up and up?!?!?

Albo implementing Morrison/Dutton policies as usual.

got behind on my podcasts and just listening to the @killthecomputer.com mailbag ep, Caleb talking about the band Green Jelly. I'm losing my shit - my uni mates and I loved that band, one of the guys bought the album. Lmao.

very cool listening to our government pledge military support to the UAE, a country involved in a war of genocidal conquest with one of its neighbours. #ThisIsLabor

no lie detected tho

oh no, what will bogans and boomers do now?!?

Check out these robots. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ruv...

Talked to an HVAC guy who's working two jobs to pay rent. He has no savings and worries about retirement. Tariffs have made it hard for him to import parts. Then this big strong guy who never cries, he said, he said to me, "I just wish Trump's signature was on the dollar." Then he burst out crying.

People who never signed up for community notes are really missing out on the ones that didn’t make it

Lutnick laughing in the background, these people need to [redacted]

Noosa Dirty Fete

I used to coast down every hill to and from work, sometimes I would even switch off the engine. Fuel was about 80cpl then and I drove a mini.

My father has already mumbled some gibberish about the shortage being a government plan to force everyone to buy EVs. I’m sure he got that from sky news which he watches constantly. Either that or Facebook.

Thank fuck Trump doesn’t know what the ANZUS treaty is, we’d be truly fucked if him or any of his dipshits did.

my favourite thing is how Trump has zero enjoyment in anything in life. Nothing brings him joy or pleasure. As it should be.

because of how we are not at war with them.

If Colbert's LOTR movie isn't "everyone is a muppet except Tom Bombadil" I'm out.

they had a charge set to explosively decapitate him on that final note but it was a damp squib.

the US keeps losing wars of choice because it starts them without knowing what the victory conditions are. Iran is just the latest iteration of this.

I'm telling you, they have the heart of a poaster. But to be clear you do not have to hand it to them.

this is true but I'm different

if I was planning on seizing the Vital Ground in a war with Iran I would simply not invade the most flammable island on the planet. Also I would do some fucking mission analysis and work out what the Vital Ground is.

regret to inform lego has gone woke

Whole Country for Dumb Men is this anything?

oh my god. Did you see Taibbi's hat? Oh fuck. Ha ha. he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe. what the hell even is it?

here's my take on these two fucking dipshits: I hope they don't have their lives ruined by these images, unless this publicity doesn't make them question what the fuck they are doing and they remain in ICE, in which case I hope they have their lives ruined.

the Elon Muskification of NASA has been probably the saddest part of all this for me.

the Iranian government is evil and fucked but they have the heart of a poaster.

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

This is what you do when you’re definitely not at war

its Mackay. Saved you a click.

speaking on behalf of all other countries I believe America should go to the moon and stay there.

guy who owns a tesla going to incredible lengths to rationalise people who give JK Rowling money and prestige not being fundamentally bad people. Lmao, this is cope my brother.

That's marketing, baby!

imagine sitting at a table and saying to someone you know is recording you "other than screens we still live in the 1970s, science has gone nowhere since then" You'd deserve to be dragged around at high speed behind a ute occasionally stopping so people could piss on you.

this fucking dullard opining on string theory has a political science degree.

holy fucking fuckballs

Broke: Combined Arms Team Commander Woke: Kinetic Effects Delivery Manager Bespoke: Cross-Functional Product Owner (Murders)

JUST IN: Democrats tonight have flipped a GOP-held state House seat in Florida. And not just any seat: This is the district that contains Mar-a-Lago. (It voted for Trump by 11% in 2024). That's right: Trump will now be represented by a Democrat, Emily Gregory, in Tallahassee.

i'm calling for a complete shutdown of the united states until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Brian has snagged a real one, folks.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

betting the Sora shutdown announcement will be closely followed by eleventy billion in investment from one AI company to another announcement so we know everything is still fine in the industry.