"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

BOOTSIE COLLINS: *doing a first take for 'Weapon of Choice'*

that exact pose is how his brother got his head punched off.

the existence of a Supreme Court implies the existence of a Meatlovers Court.

one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills

yeah I fucken disagree

if you've typed the words "pedophile in chief" without sarcasm you are a fucking loser and I want you out of my mentions.

had to delete this fun post because the dumbest fucking lib cunts alive found it and put it in circulation with their fellow half-wits with replies like "uh, Donald Trump much?"

cool, do they have room for some more?

ugh, a post has escaped containment and some deeply fucking stupid people are replying to me. I do not want this.

lol comma lmao

The state is using a fake christian demi-god to push its message of hate?!?! I need to see what the church says about this!

this dude is an absolute fucking cooker. Block on sight.

Very mad about secret off the books torture camps now that it’s not Obama and Biden doing it.

The far right loons in the press are right about one thing: Albanese is a weak cunt. Useless.

Charlie Kirk Death Gazebo is a sick band name

I can't be fucked doing it, but this needs to be shopped into the Charlie Kirk Death Tent

this is the closest Trump has been to a coherent thought process in the entire time he's been a public figure.

James Cameron fucking sucks shit and you all know it.

Reconsidering many things. None of them the dogshit Cameron movies.

The only time Penny Wong cried was when same sex marriage passed because she had already voted against it.

The worst people in the world own every important private sector institution. I think the only thing to do at this point is to support independent media with whatever dollars you can spare so that people with integrity can circumnavigate this fucking mess

I would just choose not to work for Bari Weiss.

Stuart Broad forehead

Erika Kirk is such a fucken muntered unit, it’s very funny they’re trying to make her a talking head.

LMAO you kept working for CBS when they installed one of their stooges to run it. You’re just mad they spiked YOUR story, you were happy before that.

Everybody hates Penny Wong, the pathetic senator who does fucking nothing but rack up flyer miles. *suSSan Ley speaks* We regret to inform you we must protect Penny Wong.

They’re just going to destroy the files.

is it antisemitism if your behaviour as a zionist is making everyone hate Israel?

its weird how some people don't have to "assimilate into Australian culture" and can continue to have their primary allegiance to a foreign power and some can't. I wonder what the difference is?

lol, security theatre bullshit

“Become”

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? (I’m fucked)

imagine letting this fucking garbage in your city

Same old england, always noncing #Ashes

Jake Paul got hit so hard when he wakes up OpenAI will be profitable.

for uni I am working on a proposal for a disaster recovery project (after a tsunami). The more I learn about disaster recovery the more psychic damage I take from my time in the ADFs laughable Reconstruction Task Force in Afghanistan. A genuinely amateur-hour fiasco that was doomed to failure.

Manus delivering some laughs on ABC grandstand right now.

PMs 11 to sub in for the rest of the series, still ends 5-0. #Ashes

fuck sake I was doing some bullshit uni work and missed us running through the last of these soap dodging nonces. #Ashes

Bin Laden was chilling in a compound for like 10yrs jacking hog and watching TV.

Weird review looked high live but I guess why not? #Ashes

Smith in the process of eeking out a draw gets the message from the Captain: go the tonk #Ashes #NonceArmy

lol England the dumbest cunts in world sport. #NonceArmy #Ashes

Groundsman working on the crease area like it's Jake Paul's jaw

Need to work out what I’m doing this arvo because it’s not going to be watching cricket #NewBall #NonceArmy #Ashes

In the context of ‘globalise the intifada’, ABC noting that ‘intifada’ just means ‘shake off’ is like noting that ‘heil’ just means health. When you’re wishing health to Hitler by using the word ‘heil’, it’s still hate speech.

MARNUS LABUSCHAGNE FILTH!! #Ashes 🏏

Sorry but if that dive makes you pull a hammy you weren’t fit for elite level sport. #Ashes