Your Daily Effin' Birds Zen.

Almost a good comment.

What a weird little bitch.

Nobody Left Behind Albo is starting to rhyme pretty well with Honest Johnny

Proof that chemotherapy can age you at least a decade as I am now officially a boomer.

Eastern spinebill

Just one example of a god that had to make up to assuage govt invectives. ‘Being doing this for millennia.

Recently sold a couple of large piece so got in this morning to unwrap a piece that’s been sitting in the spare room for a few months. www.kudelkashop.com/product/womb...

Prof PVO a.k.a the dollar store Elon.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

This seems to be operating on the dubious premise that Albanese has any guts at all.

Back on the gear

We've been protesting at Josh Burns' office every Friday since the @albomp.bsky.social govt approved WoodCIDE's North West Shelf Extension After announcing 🇦🇺's 62% 2035 target—aligned with >2.4°C of warming above pre-industrial levels, his office is shuttered today. @peterkhalilmp.bsky.social's too

The climate targets announced by @albomp.bsky.social are so weak - imagine if we all took this attitude to work! Shame on the government for once again letting down Australia #climate #targets This comic was done in consultation with my partner Matt :)

Objectively, somebody’s not doing their job properly here. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

Asbestos Julie

I have a limited number of Shippies prints up on the site. Next week is going to be fairly medical so if you absolutely can't want a few weeks, then paddle hard. The link is www.kudelkashop.com/product/ship...

It’s perfectly fine to disregard all evidence and critical thinking Is you really really want your special toy.

If you’re a journalist writing about Labor’s climate targets as if they represent their actual plans, policies or ambition you should probably reconsider your approach and align it more with reality.

Labor’s real climate policy is to extend and expand fossil fuel mining until 2070, and not care abt those emissions because they’re overseas. Local emissions volumes will be “offset” in fraudulent sequestration schemes. They’ll bang on about renewables as if they are driving solar & battery tech.

Gentle reminder that Labor’s targets are bullshit because their emissions reduction policies are bullshit - real emissions aren’t falling at all, they’re flat, but the govt employs land-use accounting tricks and dodgy offsets to sell their lies

Pure guts to pull that finish out. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

Thought before a busy arvo - 2035 target matters (frames policy ambition, is an investment signal) but will mean little to most people - and doesn't ultimately decide what emissions will be. There is no ETS. What matters most are the policies/steps/etc needed to deliver transformational change.

Morning. ☕️

The Planning Commission, “this is a bad decision.” Premier Rockliff, “I was elected by the people of Tasmania to make bad decisions and I will push through with my bad decisions.”

Priorities. My @smh @theage cartoon.

The appropriate response to people telling you to be civil to people who want to oppress other people is to tell them to get fucked

the thing Tasmanians are refusing to accept is that a lot of people involved in making the decision about the stadium will get very very rich from making the decision that ruins the Tasmanian economy for a generation.

"The stadium would 'diminish the economic welfare' of Tasmania (and) would have an 'irrevocable and unacceptable' impact on Hobart's landscape. "The govt would need to accumulate $1 bil in debt for construction costs, which would rise to $1.8 bil over 10 years" Govt proceeding anyway. Awesome.

Somebody needs to fire the scriptwriters.

Mitch is an ornament to our fine state.

You’d think that would be the end of it.

A huge shock to all concerned. Pls send smelling salts ASAP.

Was having a nice conversation in the gallery today and discussing the current state of politics. The whole thing feels like I'm the guy in Day Of The Triffids who was in hospital when the meteor shower turned a lot of people blind and the world had changed for the worse when he got out.

Albo has repeatedly failed to live up to my very low expectations.

Tassal sponsor quite a few junior football clubs down the channel.

Read @amyremeikis.bsky.social's excellent column on Charlie Kirk that The New Daily saw fit to take down here: amyremeikis.substack.com/p/charlie-ki...

Liam Gallagher making a cup of tea, missing his old life

Word of the Day is ‘snerdle’ (19th century): to stay warm and still beneath the covers for as long as humanly possible.

Just finished the satpaper cryptic crossword

Ever time I see that picture of Abbott and Kirk that’s doing the rounds I think, and I know this is a bit ungracious so cancel me if you like, a bloke with a head that big should probably avoid encouraging gun ownership.

it's real support from actual racists

(secular amen)

Relentless disappointment

Definitely time for a few crooks to get thrown in the slammer. Might miraculously change their behaviour

How is this possible Chris Bowen? Albo tells world Aust is serious about climate when in fact he heads a Govt of wink wink nod nod to fossil industry. Aust should not get COP31. Don’t reward bad behaviour.

My current theory on politics at all levels is hand all of them something sharp and let them fight. Perhaps I’m just too old for this shit.

Traditional Wednesday quoll stroll.