if you put your socks on inside out the entire universe and everything in it is wearing your socks EXCEPT you

☝️reminder to cut off family that hit you with reality checks instead of supporting your delusions

Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, regenerated into Peter Davison

the existence of a Supreme Court implies the existence of a Meatlovers Court.

Doomed.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

FMD the exceptionalism is just rancid

Popular with whom? Literally hundreds of thousands of people marched against it in Australia alone and the Powers said “aw bless your heart” and murdered hundreds of thousands of brown people anyway. Yanks just pretend that the rampant gerrymandering and electoral college fuckery is a normal thing.

Just wondering what happened to Krupp et al after WW2

So that was another huge storm with like 110kmh winds because of a downburst and there’s trees down everywhere, house only missed getting crushed by a widowmaker through luck

lol sure

Wha exactly is this “transformation”

The Lovely Debbie has really let herself go

Steve has absolutely slayed this year producing so much hard journalism it put most everyone else in the tech arena to shame.

Tech mega-corporations are post-consumer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUrJ...

Once I learned what dunders were it solidified that Python is not the language for learners. Metaprogamning is for losers and they should be shamed in public.

People who enjoy or create AI cute/cool animal videos are like people who say ‘they must have been on drugs to make this’ about art. The real world isn’t good enough for them. Their sense of wonder is stunted. How devastating to be ravenous and never truly fed

Time for a delicious dessert dinner of custard only

Sorry what are people actually saying that data centres don’t use water, maybe in inner urban areas they can get away with non evaporative cooling but stuff out in the boonies is just going to rip through it

Detoothed

The results of the search will also be LLM generated, why does anybody think this is good, fmd, nobody asked for this

The too online cohort of the entrepreneur ecosystem in Australia is hilarious. Expecting American Exceptionalism they get tall poppy syndrome instead and get told you're reinventing the bus mate, you're a fucking idiot. They chuck a tanty, move to the US and fail at reinventing the bus.

I suspect I’m going to miss codiene tomorrow but I guess it’ll save me from ruinous addiction

Love to need tooth extracted

Although we’ll never get them, I would like the Australian Virginia Class subs painted in vintage naval camouflage like it’s the cover of a Syd Barrett era Pink Floyd album. Park one under the Sydney Harbour Bridge on NYE.

Imagine using vibecoding unironically, I’d sooner masturbate in front of my in-laws, stop trying to make Cortana real, she won’t love you if you succeeded

[peter cook voice] Anyway fuck cancer, who’s stupid idea was cancer

If you think “summer of 69” is a nostalgic song you are 73 years old.

One thing the LLM cultists absolutely do not and refuse to understand is that entropy is real and you can’t pretend it’s some irrelevant externality

Wait they’re scrapping 90 class locomotives now? I guess coal dragging really wears them out.

Anyway, knickers

Clear all cookies and caches, fire up vpn, load YouTube, in ten minutes it’s serving up Rogan and various right wing agitprop shit. Engagement hey.

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

@firefox.com Um

So with the age verification shit I can still read the most unhinged psychotic nazi shit on bsky by trolls but I can look at a boobie.

Still zero use case for ubiquitous genai.

The lobbyist and consultancy caste needs to be shamed and excluded from society

My teeth have decided that it’s time to become incredibly and painfully sensitive

Probably true enough and also a large problem, those media suck shit

TF2 is right there, is a better game, runs on anything, is a lot more fun, etc

My sertraline and Ritalin smoothies just don’t seem to have the same kick these days

*Elon trying to think up an Australian name* uh, so....hahaha uh, ha... uh, so, like...ha...uh uh uh, like Edward...hhahhaa uh... like, so um, hahaha uh Crab...uh.... tree or whatever?

Some deranged takes out there, everyone being armed and having shootouts with everyone else isn’t “self-defence”, no yanks in the threads

Delete your insta account. FB is kind of needed keep up with the olds etc, but there’s not excuse for insta to exist at this point.

A real one

Amusing that anyone believes the US has a “left” at all, let alone an extreme version.

What the fuck was the point of that

NEW NEWSLETTER: “The Weekly Cybers #97” buttondown.com/stilgherrian... Australia’s social media age restrictions have come into force. It’s too early to judge their success or otherwise, obviously, but there’s plenty of commentary. And AI continues to dominate the rest of the news.

FMD

i stand by this statement every year