Let's go back to the moon 🚀

Albo to embrace full communism

Cool, cool this seems fine

Wish we hadn’t sold the tdi golf, the unit injector engines can run on chip shop oil, the one inexhaustible resource in Australia

White rabbit for those who observe

Given that if the old maniac always seems to have 30% approval ratings that doesn’t shift even if he starts, for example, grinding up red headed orphan children for fertiliser, one has to wonder how reliable approvals ratings actually are.

It's a lie that you can't cancel, users just need to use our app (not available on the website sorry), select "my account" "settings" "privacy" and then opt IN to our 4th party ads. Once enabled you will get a promotional email from our partner "Cancelry" where you can subscribe to their service.

"I asked ChatGPt-" "Oh yeah? Well I went into the woods and screamed at squirrels for similar results, shut the fuck up."

THE GUN IS GOOD THE PENIS IS EVIL

Extremely kels content

Has Keane had a stroke or fallen off a ladder whilst cleaning gutters or something

What’s controversial? Merchant fees are a part of your core business costs and the surcharge is another way for a business to demand delicious cash they can put in a sack and not declare as income.

Of all the items of Australian cultural heritage held in national level collections I think this particular piece is the most precious to people of my culture collection.powerhouse.com.au/object/8741

Intangible cultural heritage: protected #judo

One nation's Victorian election campaign in shambles

Jeeves, do my homework badly

Seeing exactly zero use cases for agentic anything, I’m awash in delusional gibberish, I want to retire and run model trains in my shed.

'I'm stupidly happy, I roll like a train I'm stupidly happy, with you in my brain' - 'Stupidly Happy' by XTC (2000) - 📷 Cogload Junction, England, mid-1970s, taker unknown

Made an off the cuff joke about whether fingering a squirrel counted as beastiality and got a few laughs in the office. However, me then googling "Do squirrels have a clitoris" prompted a HR investigation.

You couldn’t get me to admit this sort of thing at gunpoint

Teach your kids about subway signaling and interlockings at home before they learn it from someone else on the playground

Thought about “trump steaks” on the toilet and laughed and the cat meowed at me from behind the door.

Fuck age verification shit. Cowards all

FMD, Harley’s are stupid things.

But seriously we’re well into gormenghast areas with trump now

Mervyn Peake dismisses this as a bit too on the nose, a bit silly perhaps

Wait there are still drips litigating the whole CPRS bullshit? Huh.

The hedge fund is the crab of the corporate world

Trump is the sort of guy who’s try to double-cross the Joker and end up almost dying from Laughter poison

It’s an enormous cake with a large sparkler on it that could be mistaken for a fuse

Hooray I’ve played the great game and now have more money than I could spend in a million lifetimes, nothing remains for me, the only way I can feel anything anymore is by ensuring that other people have less money every year

It’s the future, it’s inevitable, just accept it, it’s the way we will all be working very soon and there is no point in trying to oh wait it sucks, no one asked for it or wants it, and it’s shutting down forever.

Seppos: hahaha look at the anachronistic Brits and other commonwealth countries with their powdered wigs and stuff Also Seppos: actual sheriffs like it’s 1770 or something, every minor governmental function has its own private police department

So it occurred to me that an EV with a big battery probably doesn’t have a great gvm-tare payload and I had a look and holy fuck, stuff like the sealion 7 or the enyaq barely crack 400kg

Some new follower with nothing but random reposts and no replies on a private pds? Yeah fuck off.

Heh

Broke: Combined Arms Team Commander Woke: Kinetic Effects Delivery Manager Bespoke: Cross-Functional Product Owner (Murders)

Oh no

On Hobart's stadia, Lyle Lanley and the old boys' club. rightarmaround.wordpress.com/2026/03/24/i...

Moby's liner notes warned us but TISM had his number decades ago

Thing I’m noticing about orange guy is how old he sounds, like properly old. All mumbles and non-sequiturs and quavering.

My based droog son Saxon orders milk, or milk plus with vellocet

I wish the last image was a little more dynamic/exciting but it basically works. If you go ahead and dial a meme to the meta stage you can see if it breaks or not

YES

Very very sick of being sick

They finally got his cowboy ass

Deary me

I’ve had fucking gout followed by fucking lurgi this week and it’s all been just fucked