sorry, WHO is in heaven?!????

wrote about ja morant, falls from grace, and the balancing beam between contrition and awe we want from our stars

Hell yeah. nothing but bangers for the five boroughs

This is a jaw-dropping lie. Check my feed for videos of ICE at Dodger Stadium trying to get into the parking lot and being blocked by the LAPD.

and they wonder why trump got back in

yes thank you for proving my point

All the 💧accounts liking/RT-ing/commenting on this from their iPads not realising it’s a headline from @thebetootaadvocate.bsky.social is absolutely sending me. I’m going to start a wallet inspecting business at this rate.

Meta has taken 8 pieces of my work, including my 2013 book, to feed its AI. Like thousands of other authors, and I assume hundreds of fellow Australians, this was done without my consent.

Interesting report from @grantafseth.bsky.social on Kyrie Irving wanting to switch to Australia ahead of the 2028 Olympics. I don’t think FIBA will allow this, Australian hoops is hardly in need of development, which is the only way the transfer can be approved. athlonsports.com/nba/dallas-m...

Nothing has even been this easy to predict. Could set your watch to it lmao

Cavs or Clippers. Join a contending team in Ohio or spend his winter in Hollywood. Hmmmmm. I wonder what he’ll prioritise. A complete mystery. Just no way of knowing!

He’s Führious.

Lots of people saying this at my work. Many such examples.

wrote about the wildfires, how proud i am of my friends in l.a., and the nba’s current and ongoing lack of response to the climate crisis basketballfeelings.substack.com/p/the-future...

As a Flight of The Conchords fan this is disapponting

Walked past someone on the phone today at Highpoint. ‘Dude, Yiayia knows you’re dating a Turkish girl’ and I swear to god I have never wanted to be a fly on the wall so badly before.

So, @elzxbth.bsky.social has gotten me the most amazing gift. A personally signed copy addressed to me of The Chrysanthemum And The Bat by Robert Whiting. I am SPEECHLESS.

Charlie, son of Tiger Woods, just hit his first hole-in-one in tournament play

Bringing back polio but eliminating daylight savings. I love the give and take of politics.

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sympathetic to the Little Mermaid BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!

Something that may only interest me: the WNBA's CBA says that they have to have a minimum prize pool of $750,000 for in-season competitions. The Commissioner's Cup prize pool is $500k. So what happened to the rest of the money? Well, WNBA originally planned for multiple in-season competitions. But👇

First undefeated team, men’s or women’s is pretty cool. Well done Kanga gals #AFLWNorthLions #AFLWGF

wrote about russell westbrook, that there is no other athlete in the nba’s universe whose name provokes a heady urge for collapse, and how frankly astounding his physical and mental motor after 17 seasons of it

Only three. Didn’t want it enough!

Me and @stuartfaz.bsky.social reckon we should’ve just reversed the batting order. What’s the worst that could’ve happened? More wickets? Oh no! #AUSvIND

I think Australia can be five down at stumps. Hopefully six. Get this over and done with quick. #AUSvIND

Virat. The king. #AUSvIND

So I was SUPER excited to discover @deck.blue last night. It looks (and functions) EXACTLY like Tweetdeck did, giving you full control over your accounts and allowing you to get the most out of Bluesky. A short thread 👇🧵

If you’re gonna give washed Steve Smiths multiple chances at least let me have a bat #AUSvIND

Hahahahaha oh my god Bumrah 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #AUSvIND

Kohli hahahaha you crayon #AUSvIND

Sorry for wanging on about it, but I’ve got a book coming out soon. If you like my cartoons, you might like the book: guardianbookshop.com/chaos-in-the...

“In scenes akin to NBA’s Malice At The Palace” … for god’s sake that’s not remotely what happened here. And journalists wonder why they’re not trusted.

Brisbane’s James Batemon with 51 points against the Perth Wildcats. The highest individual score in the NBL’s 40-minute era. Shot 19/28 from the field and 9/15 from international waters, as the Bullets beat Perth 105-84. #NBL

This is crazy, the total website visits to bluesky exceeded threads despite threads having over ten times the user base.

NEWS: TNT and the NBA settle lawsuit, which has resulted in Charles Barkley and "Inside The NBA" appearing on ABC/ESPN next year, The Athletic has learned. www.nytimes.com/athletic/592...

JAYSON TATUM. GAME.

JAYSON MOTHERFUCKING TATUM 😤😤😤

Here’s the NBA confirming what we all saw, LaMelo tripped over his own feet; the Bucks didn’t have a challenge, so the wrong call stands. I’m not sure you should be penalised for not having a challenge. Do we want the calls to be right or not?

huge dub for the haters. (it’s me, I’m the haters)

BREAKING: The Storm coaching staff is under investigation for alleged player mistreatment, a WNBA source told the Sun-Times on Friday. A law firm hired by the team is looking into accusations of alleged harassment and bullying tied to on-court performance. chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-sky-...

I actually hope the Lakers do go back to back in the NBA Cup. Every time they’ve won the Cup Boston has won the Finals.

You know what else I love about this platform? They made the avatar and banner ratios EXACTLY THE SAME as Twitter, so you literally don't need to create any new assets or sizes. Migration is that simple.

bluesky has a cool feature called starter packs - you can create a list of accounts and/or feeds as a recommendation that people can click once to follow. I've put together the beginnings of one for the footy nerd community on here. Tell me who I've missed (including yourself). go.bsky.app/2yXiW7t