Test CRICKET

Feels like a good night to argue about administrative 50 metre penalties

It’s been a while, what have I missed?

Eight hundred odd pieces of AFL content/media generated each week, not one thinkpiece on Darcy Moore's transition from scalp bleach to blended foils Rubbish industry #AFLLionsPies

Nap trapped in the car so we have found some local cricket. Devon meadows just got a much needed wicket against Pakenham.

A GP I know has done one of those ‘I do not give permission for META to use my private information’ posts. It’s broken my brain. How can even the smartest people fall for such nonsense?

Both of my kids are refusing to sleep. We moved house today and have been up since 6 am. I met my Apple Watch move target 4 times today. I may die.

I mean it’s literally January. Calm down.

Bring Me The Horizon have released a cover of Wonderwall by Oasis.

I for one had never once considered that I Dream of Jeannie might be woke and/or ahead of its time. And yet:

Picture this, you’re at an orthodox funeral. Your great aunt looks at you and says ‘so two children and still you no married?’

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Hurricanesssssssss

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I know people hate on that Shaboozey song but I think it rocks. I’m glad the haters are miserable.

This will appeal to basically no one but I can’t believe Dirty Hearts by Dallas Crane places higher than Numb all over in the 2004 hottest 100.

Elon Musk has a history of anti-Semitism and enabling anti-Semitism. Now he's made a blatant Nazi salute. But somehow -- at a time of media hypersensitivity about rising anti-Semitism -- a cowed media won't call it out.

Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people

That match was brutal to watch. 5 sets matches are torturous.

Not really one for TikTok drama but there are some Aussie’s absolutely embarrassing all of us with their takes about the LA fires.

Geelong are not even trying here.

Walked past someone on the phone today at Highpoint. ‘Dude, Yiayia knows you’re dating a Turkish girl’ and I swear to god I have never wanted to be a fly on the wall so badly before.

Thinking about her.

This is my favourite piece of cricket content youtu.be/KB7-N7EOF5U?...

A brutal day at the zoo for kids and parents alike trying to ignore the circle of life. We got to see a snow leopard enthusiastically launch at a dead deer hanging from their enclosure’s ceiling.

Because a bunch of the Indian players have red soled shoes I imagine they’re wearing sporty Luboutins

I make this cake almost every year now. It is hard to describe how good it is.

Chris Minns has declared martial law in nsw

The sad and inevitable truth is in another 10 years, when it is all said and done and it is irrefutable Israel committed a genocide in Palestine, there will be many a handwringing think piece from those who defend Israel's actions now, claiming 'we didn't know'. They know. Remember that they knew.

I feel it in my bones, 2025 will be his year.

The 87-year-old actor reveals he has left his role as Harold Bishop on Neighbours after being diagnosed with a "very aggressive" form of cancer.

My boomer complaint of the day is that The Age weekend sports quiz had 3 questions relating to Italian tennis. 3 of 10 questions is simply too many.

No team deserves a grand final win but North have been so dominant this season, it’s a great result.

I need Spotify to stop sending me emails about gigs that are either sold out or cancelled.

It’s wild that motherhood has taken up so much of my time this year that I literally loved every second of rescuing that fish because it was just so different?

Story time! Today @imogenrq.bsky.social and I were going to lunch and we saw a goldfish on the ground outside my apartment. We were discussing how sad it was the poor fish had died when it started moving! @rudiedsall.bsky.social was home and we called him to bring a container of water.

22 Years at the club 14 Years and head coach 12 of 14 finals series 5 Grand Finals 1 Flag 🏆 The modern day Bloods support will be forever greatful for the contribution of John Longmire. Thank you for everything. Maybe one day we can get you in the studio to chew the fat

Get the kids off their phones and down to the TAB

Drake is a total loser but I’d love to force Spotify to explain why they push the songs they do. On autoplay I could be playing Vivaldi and they’ll for some reason follow up with Espresso.

Is Dean Cox the tallest AFL head coach ever?

My poor swannies. I prefer them out of the news

Just got off a plane. How much did Australia win by?

I can hear Cameron Bancroft laughing from my house.

Nfw

Wtf is this humid nonsense weather

gonna need Bluesky to hurry up and do the thing where I open the app and it starts where I left off. Zooming up to the top every time and having to read reverse chronological is dumb. The only good thing that happened when Twitter closed 3rd party apps was it got way better at that

The other week I was walking through a park and saw there were two tawny frogmouths in a tree. There was a bird watcher there and he told me the female came to the same park every year but this year she had a new partner. What I want to know is, how did this dude know it was a new male bird?

It’s my birthday next week and I’ve been given this cookbook as a present and it’s so beautiful.

A second twin has started crawling. I repeat, a second twin has started crawling.