A big moment for me! Episode 40 of my sketch and character comedy podcast Crowley Time is OUT NOW, and its very special guest is none other than Mr Podcasts, Mr Show alumnus and Mr Peanutbutter himself, Mr Paul F. Tompkins! On your podcast app and at crowleytime.com! @pftompkins.bsky.social

PAUL F TOMPKINS ON CROWLEY TIME ALERT podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...

it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler

🎶"talk less, drive more" 🎶

Just a great comedy podcast, especially if you love games

I'm very excited for the episode of Crowley Time tomorrow

AI-generated nazi and racist songs are "flooding" Spotify. There are many alternatives to Spotify, which offer just as much choice (in better audio quality) and reward musicians more fairly. Buying physical albums and CDs? Even better. Staying on Spotify is no different to staying on X.

from: [email protected] to: [email protected] Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message. from: [email protected] to: [email protected] wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw

This reminds me when I was younger I didn't wear Hawaiian shirts because "only two types of people wear those, big fat party animals and homosexuals" and I didn't want to be identified as either when (spoilers) I was both* *Well, bi

100 years of Mrs Dalloway 🌿 The National Trust is restoring Virginia Woolf’s only surviving garment, a shawl from 1933, now too fragile to display. Help ensure this rare piece of Woolf’s world endures. 🔗 www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/sussex... #MrsDalloway100 #VirginiaWoolf #NationalTrust

the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

Says a lot that this could be about the UK or America's "left wing" parties

this is literally never not accurate

I love the DCU.

The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …

just learning about the united states democratic party

This is exactly what I mean when I say the theatrical experience is sacred

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

People will be mad at me for saying this, but I think we have to do it. Nothing is more important for the future of this country, and indeed humanity, than the app that makes you schizophrenic and helps you forget how to learn. The juice is worth the squeeze.

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor! Dick?

🎶 Animaniey, totally insaney, FUCK DICK CHANEY, Animaniiiiiiiacs! Those are the facts. 🎶

Oh no! My quiet, silent baddie with a gaze that could break swords gave me good ideas!!

We are as far away from Teenage Dirtbag as Teenage Dirtbag was from Born To Run

The Crying Of Lot 67

Now that almost everyone with a verse on Monster has been cancelled I petition that we replace it with this one, which seems to now be lost media?! youtu.be/tE2nFEPG22E?...

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

guys cmonnn. it’s time to leave Prince Andrew alone

Happy Sheikh Mansour Day to all those who celebrate.

Watching Wes Craven's New Nightmare for Halloween, good shit

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig 🐖 🐷 🐽

Ready for the trick or treaters 🎃👻

I want a Nick Mohammed and Joe Mahler sitcom so much

I've written a couple of things over the last days about how the government and much of Westminster remaining on X as the platform becomes increasingly toxic is having consequences for our politics...

Ghostface says on the phone

The complancy is because if the far right won more influence, their personal lives wouldn't materially change. They'd have to get new jobs if they lose their seats but ex MPs do OK. the majority of people tasked with fighting them have the least to lose www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This is going to do NASTY work to sesame street

/Watching a gleaming, high-contrast, seven-fingered Orson Welles absolutely nail every line of the Paul Masson champagne commercial as written while people phase in and out of each others' bodies behind him "Thanks, I love it."

I LOVE BATMAN

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

back in the summer this city felt safe. now I can't walk down the street without seeing a skeleton, pumpkin with a face, things of this nature. it's just sad to watch the city I love fall apart.

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game