DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

I could never be a right-wing activist’s wife because I don’t have enough hair follicles

Cannot stop singing this to myself

I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before

yes what people wish for is even less time with a real doctor, this should surely fix everything

Pro Tip: If you're (a washed up Australian comedian and) going to steal someones social media content, then; 1. Change at least one word. Just one. 2. Don't steal from the best and most widely viewed media team in the business.

Underrated part of this exchange with John Lyons: it’s obvious Trump doesn’t know Anthony Albanese’s name

Idea: Brownlow but for the hottest player. Cast your votes now

Sell merch at my funeral, my dear wife 🎶

what do you mean he was a grifter, they're all grifters. are you saying funerals don't usually have a number you can text to order merch

If you want to see some primo ‘90s nostalgia head over to Insta and look at footystickersproject - 1995 Brownlow Medal opener. Holy cow.

Good things come in threes but sadly bad things come in three-hundreds

If Penny Wong is serious about the Australian govt wanting to *do something* to stop the #GazaGenocide, Francesca Albanese provided a handy list a couple of months ago. #auspol

Now that you've canceled your Disney+ subscription, you have some extra gambling money.

I'm so excited for the rapture to happen next week or whatever. Imagine what it will do to the housing market

Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard

did it hurt? when you fell. we all saw

“I can confirm we are seeing single gunshot wounds to the head, neck, and chest.” “Just 2 days ago, we lost 6 children under the age of 12 to single shots to the head.” “This is worse than anything I have ever witnessed.” —American doctor Kathleen Gallagher speaking from Gaza

“Israel’s prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu has criticised the decision, claiming—-“ I’m gonna stop you there because I simply don’t care.

Fascism is so much fun.

Hideous

Great piece from @rossgittins.bsky.social in the SMH today. It references a new report from @richarddenniss.bsky.social on how Australian governments game their climate targets to conceal their lack of climate action. Read: australiainstitute.org.au/report/targe...

New York seems like an odd place to put it

Reminder: Australia supplies F-35 parts to Israel, knowing full well that they are being used to bomb and kill innocent civilians in the Gaza genocide and across the Middle East. Israel is a Western settler-colonial outpost and @albomp.bsky.social has zero plans to stop the carnage. #auspol

It’s what Charlie would’ve wanted 🥰 'I think we found an answer to autism': Trump goes off-script at Kirk memorial

The recognition of Palestine is a victory for the many Australians who have been calling for this, but will not end the genocide in Gaza. The Albanese Government must now sanction Israel for its criminal actions the way it has sanctioned Russia for its invasion of Ukraine.

The sort of company that appoints a "seriously corrupt" politician is the sort of company that will have rolling disasters and mass governance and ethical failures. Pretty simple. (ICYMI:) theklaxon.com.au/optus-boss-r...

At least there’s some comfort knowing imaginary submarines have been showered with exorbitant amounts of money #aukus #ffsLabor

So unifying

This is all very well, but immediate sanctions and a condemnation of the genocide Israel *is currently committing* would go a lot further

I see they're taking it well stateside.

Mum, I think you'll find there's a "pinch of the spirit" shining through the haze of your $50+ shower.

Laura Tingle points out that finally recognising a Palestinian state, while Israel is racing to ensure there is little physically left on the map to form the basis of a Palestinian state, is kind of like a sick joke. Fair call. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

Albanese delivering on promises made Feb 2020

Beverly Baker from the Older Women's Network said that some pensioners and part-pensioners would go without basic care because their weekly income was so low. "A shower is essential hygienic care," she said. "To ask people to choose between that and food is really an obscenity."

Cancelling tomorrow due to a lack of interest

TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.

Forty-three percent of Yanks still think Trump is doing a good job. Ponder...

What a shock that all the journalists who for two years smugly said they wouldn’t call it a genocide unless the UN does, are still not calling it a genocide after the UN did

Multiple people shot at New Hampshire country club

"31 journalists and media staff were killed by Israeli strikes on newspaper offices in Yemen last week in what the Committee to Protect Journalists (CPJ) said on Friday was the deadliest attack on journalists in the last 16 years." www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

Australian doctor in Gaza introduces Kenan who lives in the hospital because he has no family left after Israel killed them 💔

the revolution will not be televised (they canceled their subscriptions)

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do to create value for shareholders

Thinking about making some things (sorry if this offends)

Brian Krassenstein “This is America. This is sick. This is not what I voted for.”

Don't look away from this, please. #auspol

Critical part of the President's new $100,000 charge for H1-B visas: The Administration can also offer a $100,000 discount to any person, company, or industry that it wants. Replacing rules with arbitrary discretion. Want visas? You know who to call and who to flatter.