Don’t take medical advice from the President. And vote out every single Senator who is responsible for RFK Jr. leading our Department of Health.

Pro Tip: If you're (a washed up Australian comedian and) going to steal someones social media content, then; 1. Change at least one word. Just one. 2. Don't steal from the best and most widely viewed media team in the business.

No it wasn't Australia Post. You didn't even put it in a truck. You could have called me to come and get it yesterday from the Lismore sorting centre, that would have saved us all some time and effort.

Guilty pleasure admission: I watch Twitch game streamers, generally Gran Turismo 7. One has a bot that writes poems from chat content. In chat, I lamented my StarLInk woes, praising StarLink for a great service, despite being owned and run by an 'actual nart see'. But AI has the nart see's back.

Capitalism says ..... Turn off the sport and entertainment, give them the scraps and force them to pay for the product.

Your daily AI progress update. Today I saved in and asked Adobe Photoshop AI to 'blend and match grass colour' next to a sports team photo, where I removed some people. It did. And it added a chicken. I also had choices of a dog or a duck. #AIFail #PhotoshopAI #AdobeAI

Now Jane Hume refers to “OUR Indian community”. Even when they’re trying to apologise for their racism, they revert to patriarchal, racist, colonist language. Coalition seeks to rebuild ties with Indian community via AAP News aapnews.aap.com.au/a/jQrNnUBrY

I know a great idea for a website. Let people search, but don't include a filter for results, and as soon as they move the mouse to click on something, BOOM - pop-up add! Then, when they're about to resume control, get the chat bot to interrupt with a prompt. DigiDirect, it's not me, it's you.

Hilarious to see Homeland Security is keeping a close eye on @juddlegum.bsky.social's social media, otherwise they would have nothing to do.

The issue here is really that the way businesses give less and charge more needed to be embraced by language. Enshitification is the perfect work.

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

Anti-immigration, pro international cuisine. But really they just like violence and artery hardening food.

I have to drive to Sydney in an hour or so (via Lismore - about 800 km's worth) ... but the couch is sooooo comfy.

Dear #AirBnB ... this isn't a pleasant villa. THIS IS SOMEONE'S SHED WITH A BED IN IT. It looks like a shithole. You do not get to charge $200 a night for sleeping next to your dog.

Gee Instagram, how does “Go get f#%ked” sound?

UTS has used an AI depiction of Sydney Harbour at sunset ... clearly because photos of Sydney Harbour created by real photographers are REALLY HARD TO FIND and probably cost a few bucks. AI is a dumpster fire of stupid.

There was an old man named Trump Who’s popularity was down in the dump So he met President Putin Who said he’d just keep shooting’ And made Trump slump like a chump

It genuinely looks like one man had his way mentally, physically and quite possibly sexually with the other.

11 straight defeats for Essendon. How could Michael Voss do this?

You also have to wonder, if this happened (which is undoubtably did not), did Matthew Knott go to the AFP with this specific, targeted contact with an Australian journalist? @joneshowdareyou.bsky.social

So I don't know how to book tickets to the footy anymore. Ticketek won't allow me to book 2 tickets, leaving a single seat. Like they did 3 rows in front of where I selected. And they charge me over $7 for the privilege of using their website. Fuck Australia and our monopolies.

It has always confused me why these $billionaire grifters can't find a way to make money by spamming the country with renewable energy projects.

It finally happened. @bruceh72.bsky.social #WhatAGuess #TimeGuesser

Government cut-backs at the ATO are hitting hard .....

The Americans need to report their IQ like they report their weather. It says 67 but feels like 5.

Yep … ALL the celebs …. Who put aside their indifference to fascism and eat terrible food served by a guy who did AN ACTUAL SIEG HIEL. Nazi Boy selling $17 Hot Dogs is now a thing.

Brilliant. Those Swedes.

Jillian Segal’s husband is John Roth, whose company Henroth Investments Pty Ltd donated $50,000 in 2023-24 to Advance Australia, one of the most inflammatory and divisive special interest groups in Australian politics

The govt is making announcements around fighting antisemitism today but the politicians and lots of departments are still posting on X, and have paid X millions in taxpayer $$$ for ads. Hard to see after yesterday's Grok incident what the justification now is. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Big companies do not give a shit about your personal data. They secure credit card data because there is significant penalty not to lose them. Your name, age, birth date, phone number etc? Not important. Generally left unsecured. There is no significant penalty if this info is stolen.

Genuine question …. How many Australians have gone to the US to join “ICE”? There would have to be Australians among them. Will they be subject to laws regarding foreign military/militia?

I thought I was being clever escorting my under age daughter to (another) concert, this time in the amazing Fortitude Valley Msuic Hall, and then using my overage-ness to get a ….. $16 Canadian Club. No wonder I gave up on having fun years ago. Best financial choice of my life.

The AirBnB effect. Key vaults locked to a local business security grill in inner city Brisbane. Totally normal. Going by the lock types some “lucky investors” have 2 or 3 units somewhere near here. There are 3 windows side by side here like this …

Going to be stuck in Fortitude Valley while Ms 17 waits for her concert to start in [checks watch] ... 8 hours. Arriving by 1pm'ish .... do I go shopping? Find a pub to do some work on the laptop? Any advice, tips, tricks or offers of entertainment great appreciated!!

There is so little to engage with on social media, I might just have to get some work done today.

I like BlueSky. I can come here and rant about jet-setting people in my coeterie on other apps who complain that HR life is tough. Yeah, fucking the lives of others to benefit your boss from the safety of Business Class travel must be fucking difficult. Poor you.

It's 2025. Account security is an issue. What does #Repco do? Enable a system that does not allow complex characters in passwords. Seriously wtf. (Side note: Their "tailored" system to find parts to suit my car doesn't work and I bought the wrong parts ... I'm logging on to complain anyway!).

In 2014/15 I removed myself from some special interest internet groups and forums because of the very obvious plans for the US under Trump. I was laughed at and belittled. The signs were there the first time he raised a fist with a bent-arm on the dais. Literal slave camps in the USA. Like wtf.

Oh Facebook reels ..... If you have to flood my feed with dodgy AI video, please note I desire women with 4 fingers and an opposable digit. Weird. As. F&(k.

This is what happens when you hit 10k followers on BlueSky and let it get to your head.

AI summaries have been appearing at the top of Google search results in Australia for about nine months now. Are they giving us accurate information? #AI www.canberratimes.com.au/story/899819...

It has occurred to me that almost half the entire population of the USA was dropped on their heads as a toddler. It's the only way I can make any sense of what's going on.

I just witnessed the most abrupt coffee order I’ve seen in years. It was like a drive-by shooting it was that quick. “A large with 4 shots please …” and marched off without making eye contact. Dude needs to consider less shots of coffee ….

BREAKING: Trump’s toy parade held in front a of St Kilda home crowd.

I stayed at an AirBnB after a late running job up the coast about 2 hrs from home, with another job in this area today. I’ve woken up several hours earlier than intended in a strangers house. Do I sneak off and get breakfast or stay camped in their spare room? #TotesAwks

I want to watch the WEC Le Mans 24 hr race on right now, so I thought I'd splurge for Stan Sport. Only after paying did it become obvious than the Sport package is a bolt-on to the initial amount. It might be the fastest account deactivation ever. Now to get a refund for my 38 seconds of subs.

I think we have a problem, Google AI.

Shauna has been a remarkable 'voice of reason' on a couple of social media platforms. Her ability to cut through the crap (on a regular basis) and explain in real terms is unique. The only worry is her devout love of the Golden State Warriors.

Best news in a weird world.