TL;DR....Friday 30th January 2026 @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx. £10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...

Filth, Campbell. I shall be writing to my MP. #CallMyBluff

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline

They'll even stiff you for tax on lottery winnings in the US. www.forbes.com/sites/zachar... $570m! Wow! Except if you take a lump sum it would be $168m after tax. The alternative is 30 annual payments, which assumes you'll live that long. And there's potential state tax on top.

This year's Christmas cards feature An Cailleach, bringer of winter in Irish tradition. They're available to order at the link below and will begin shipping towards the end of November ❄️ www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

Family meal today and the kids talking about the whole 6-7 trend then my 10 year old says, do you know that 6-9 is also a thing? Awkward silence with me thinking "not in my life it isn't"

Had a massive row with my gf and now she won't talk to me. She's hiding in her bowl, just behind the little castle.

Room At The Top Of The Pops #TwoShowsInOne

I heard of a guy in Derry in the 80s who bought 4 pairs of jeans on the same day and was know as Spider from then on.

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly" "Claudia Winkleman?" "No, man, but it was close"

In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight Near the village, the peaceful village The lion sleeps tonight

Wish tonight's Children in Need was more like the old ones? Your luck's come in, pal!

The Bee Gees certainly had a mass of chew sets #thatsacracker #teethyousee #totp

Wait what now

A young David Trimble on double bass there #totp

Never understood Why Sonny was dressed as a medieval serf in this #totp

Remember that Diana Ross would rather cut the heads from day old roses than anyone else have them #TOTP

Baby, that's American for boyfriend, right ... #totp

Why don't you just marry Janet, Nicky #totp

1989 so we're starting into all this nonsense on #totp

Fraud Stewart #totp

Is this Barney’s Plow King commercial? #totp

Good bloke Mike Peters #totp

Didn't Aaron Neville try to take Arnie out with a .50 caliber machine gun he ripped off a helicopter in something? #totp

One bar in and I'm nodding off #totp

Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years. youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

Every ad now

Everywhere I go, something reminds me of him…

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Post an image that will always make you laugh.

I was in a situation where a guy had lost his arm. He had put on a tourniquet and I administered his morphine. We were waiting for his airlift and I said I hope thats not your wanking hand. He replied I don’t need one I know your Mum😂

Rockstar union workers have set up a solidarity fund to help them survive and fight after 30 of them were fired in an attempt to destroy the union. Help them fight back! If you can, any little bit you can donate will massively help their efforts. actionnetwork.org/fundraising/...

An Cailleach brings the winter 🌬️ The mythological figure in Irish, Scottish, and Manx tradition who summons winter, and is associated with storms, reshaping the landscape, and horned beasts like deer. She defies convention and is a force for regeneration. Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

This makes me feel sick and I don't know why

All engrossments must be registered, with the privity of the Lord Lieutenant; similarly with instruments of attornment, frankalcheign, seisinfoimaunt, cesser of cestui qui caveats en grand playsaunce du roi, interfeudalated copywrite of cave, and recovenanted socage-bills subsisting part ...

UGG SORRY UGG VERY TIRED IT UGG NOT UGG-WOMAN

Watching Buzzcocks. Miss Elizabeth Boo is on.

I went to meet the 'Rockstar 31', the developers who were suddenly fired from their work on GTA 6 for what the studio has described as gross misconduct. That's not what the workers call it though. They have another couple of words they prefer to use: union busting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9nO...

It was a Drake and Stormzy night.

Bweeng, Co. Cork. From the Irish 'Na boinn', 'the coins'. I'm sure it's full of lovely human bweengs. #speirgorm

Me when the AI bubble bursts.

Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...

I see there's a new Rowan Atkinson film out. I am happy to recall a video a friend sent the other week when she spotted him outside her college dorm driving an extremely vintage steam car. And saddened when I remember that many Americans seem to think Mr Bean is a real person and call him 'Mr Bean'.

IT'S NOT A FUCKING TWEET YOU'RE ON FUCKING BLUESKY

football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill