I'd get in similar trouble for asking if they did fission chips.

Danny Carey x 3 Buddy Rich x 3 Joe Morello x 3 Ringo

Parking on Sesame Street is for Kermit holders only.

SpongeBob is a contraceptive sponge and you can't convince me otherwise A SPONGE that... Lives in "Bikini Bottom" Next to a "starfish" Best friend is a squirrel named Sandy Cheeks

We took a computer and put it in a keyboard.....

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

Yes

BREAKING Irish Govt to move Grok to another parish.

It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide

It's about time there was more Sapphire & Steel.

Terry Pratchett fans, did you know that ‘The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All’ is a real song that predates the Discworld? Strap in, it’s funny. Like most bawdy songs its origins are vague and there are different versions floating about. 1/

Watching West Ham. That Areola is a bit of a tit.

My name's Spencer Pendle

Happy Birthday, Rowan Atkinson, 71 Today! #Blackadder #bbccomedy

The fucking Titanic has been fucking sinking tonight for about a month.

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Whenever I left a door open, my mum would ask if I was born in a barn, which is odd because you'd think she'd remember something like that.

this is why I can never log off

Black cats > all other cats

I'm not necessarily saying that Grok should be set on fire, I'm just saying that in the early 1940s The Beano had a story in which Derek The Wild Boy of the Woods helps to build a giant robot Hitler, and in the end they decide to set it on fire, and it wasn't even a giant robot paedo Hitler

When I said I wanted two fingers of whiskey I meant vertical fingers #dryjanuary #whiskey

'YEWTREE'

The fact that Di died when Dodi died, then Dando died and Doddy died is the reason Dido keeps a low profile these days.

January 1976. We're six months away from the peak of white dog shit #totp

Pre shades Jeff. I love ELO. #totp

The fucking cojones of wearing those rig outs and calling yourself 'Sheer Elegance' #totp

Early use of flanging and I am referring to the audio effect on the 'blow my mind' bit and not Pan's People #totp

Toht out of Raiders scrubs up well #totp

Hello Sailor #totp

Inttroduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi I'm the river Erne at the end of the 100m field behind my granny's house in Co. Fermanagh, into which a toddler Alan followed the family dog for a swim ..

Hi there Blue Sky folks! I'm new here, Here's some Bach Cello Suits in the west of Ireland winter sun. Is what you're into? Would you like to hear more? I'm finding it too upsetting to open up Twitter these days...

You're all welcome to have automated brain chip surgery from the guy who built the Cybertruck and can't get his own pet AI to stop calling him a bitch in between generating child pornography. I'll pass, but y'all go nuts.

Birmingham duped for the second year in a row. That’s a thoroughly deserved collective OH MATE.

day one in mamdani’s new york

If, like me, you did NOT get the ONE thing you wanted from Santy (a 95-year-old bachelor farmer with plenty land and a bad cough), treat yourself to a print from an Irish doodler instead - big discounts across the shop, including on bundles, so go on. Go on go on go ON. www.ciaraioch.com/artprints

There hasn't been tracer fire like in front of the HOP since the Luftwaffe was conducting its business.

Picard lies awake at night thinking about the time he shouted Set Stunners to Phase.

😂

Picture of the staff who operate my account.

The sort of thing I do on Twitch. This is from the summer. Join me from 9pm tonight to see out this bitch year. twitch.tv/soozkempner