I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays

Hear me out: entirely AI generated. Title: Manyfinger

Personal theory: all subsequent Bond films are stories Madeleine Swann tells her daughter.

How can you be a Green voter and 'tend to oppose'? Isn't that sort of the point of the Greens?

Net zero is one of the many areas where commentators are out-of-touch with public opinion in Britain. There is still broad support for cutting carbon emissions - except from among Reform supporters, who are the outliers.

If we're talking about bias, why do BBC politics programmes, from Politics Live to the Laura Kuennsberg Show, still always begin with a look at the newspaper front pages, which are overwhelmingly biased in one direction. Helps frame the entire news agenda and debate in their favour

Robbie Gibb was appointed to the BBC Board by Boris Johnson, was an editorial advisor for GB News, and worked as Theresa May's Director of Comms. He is not impartial or neutral. The government should remove him from the Board immediately to protect the BBC's independence.

This one's a fraud.

Muppet James Bond Kermit as James Pond Miss Piggy as Susannah Pork Honeydew as Q Statler & Waldorf as M&Ms Sam Eagle as M Gonzo as Nosefeld

We’re launching our new catalogue on Monday 8 December. To keep our collections safe while we do this, access and ordering will be suspended for a week before launch and all requests for 8 December onwards must be made on the new system when it launches. Find out more: bit.ly/CollectionSu...

The Crash-out of Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr

Let’s make these two assholes famous. news.sky.com/story/police...

GERRINWIVIT!!!

Pure Del Boy.

Man dressed as hot dog meme.

The twat's spent all year bragging about how many people he's deporting while standing in front of a giant Union Jack.

Feeling very sore - had it off all night with a divorced guy. "Coming" back tonight - has to climb in through the window. Feeling very shaky.

This week's present to myself. #TheNewAvengers - the proper ones, of course.

Now tell us about your "Island of strangers" speech, you absolute binfire of a PM.

If only you could do something about it.

A reminder of the person she's replacing. The punchline is right at the end, of course... youtu.be/WwvMNkCruGw

You know how you lot get angry/upset about Dr. Who? Well that's me with Jim.

My views on the series might be regarded as 'militant'. Mutes or blocks are not out of the question.

If the ministers couldn't work that one out they shouldn't be there.

Heretical opinion - a period-set Bond would actually be shite.

Two hours of escapism, nothing too heavy and everything wrapped up in one film - not a soap opera. It worked for decades.

Killing off Bond was a terrible idea. NTTD was overambitious, too long and did we really want to know about his private life?

PERSON OF THE DAY. 11 November 1918. 9:30 AM. George Ellison (aged 40) became the last British soldier to be killed in the “Great War of 1914-19”, He was shot dead by a German sniper while on a patrol in woodland on the outskirts of Mons, Belgium.

...and here is that AI.

FACT OF THE DAY. 11 November 1918. Fighting in the “Great War of 1914-18” ended at 11:00 AM Paris time: the 11th hour, of the 11th day, of the 11th month. At the time it was the deadliest military conflict in history with an estimated 9 million military deaths and 13 million civilian deaths.

Forty years ago today. Forty.

Mac DeMarco brought RYAN FUCKING PARIS out at the Hammersmith Odeon, btw. He closed with La Dolce vita and I’m happy to now die anytime soon. Scenes. Scenes upon scenes.

Oh that’s proper stuff

“Hi guys, it's me, Molly-Mae...”

Oh you've definitely changed the course of America!

Didn't know this Richard Burton thing was on BBC 1 so caught it from twenty-five minutes in.

“Hi guys, it's me, Molly-Mae...”

30 YEARS AGO TODAY: Mike Yarwood's comeback takes him to Have I Got News For You, not entirely comfortably but enjoyable opposite the much maligned from within Melvyn Bragg, not least for the addition of an impressions round.

I thought it was the football fans and not the players that had season tickets?

'Scientists reveal another piece in Long COVID puzzle' 'New study reveals a structural association between circulating microclots and neutrophil extracellular traps (NETs) in patients with Long COVID. When dysregulated, this interaction may become pathogenic' www.eurekalert.org/news-release...

Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter. #inremembrance #lestweforget #cockdestroyer

The BBC, both as a radio broadcaster, and a TV broadcaster, didn’t start out doing news at all. News is the upstart department. Its job is to act as a national fireplace. And that’s properly vital now, more than ever.

Defund BBC News. Make more sketch shows. It’s simple.

Parkinson (23rd November 1974). Michael chats to Richard Burton.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

there's no such thing as 'good illness' as many seem to subscribe to whatever doesn't kill you, fucks you up

As someone on BS pointed out earlier, why not open up iPlayer etc to an overseas audience and charge overseas viewers a subscription?