Oh good, the i is going to focus on the bits of the paper I always skip

Purves, Noakes, Singleton and a rugby team writhing around on a giant bed. Ban this filth.

Incredible stuff

Once you know this, it is impossible not to hear the line as "I'm addicted to you, but you know that your dog's sick".

Benny Hill/Terry Waite

Hugo Ekitike is a superstar but that is the most stupid red card in the history of association football.

The Ekitike sending off is possibly the silliest one I've seen. It's his own fault, of course.

Today would have been Ray Charles’ 95th birthday. This duet we sang for my 1981 CBS special was an all-time highlight of my career! You are missed.

Jeffrey Epstein ‘threatened to destroy’ Sarah Ferguson before her apology

Giorgi Mamardashvili will be the first Georgian player ever to play for Liverpool. Georgia is now the 50th nationality to have a player appear for #LFC. It's the first new nation for the club since Colombia with Luis Díaz in February 2022.

To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.

People think Dr Who fandom and conventions are a bunch of nerds talking about Daleks. I've never known such a bunch of alcoholic bed-hoppers. Debauchery.

Bruce Forsyth and The Generation Game (23rd September 1972). 'Didn't he do well?'

Anal King Canada, Census, 1931 #urdad

William Lovescock Father England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975

Peter Tosser Canada, Census, 1891

Homo Lawyer United States, Census, 1940

Obscène Sevère Father Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2018

Henry Shitboy South Africa, Cape, Cemetery Records, 1872-2011

Pete Pushover West Virginia, Deaths, 1804-1999

Attack 100% - Damage 0%

‘Guess what?’ Macron phones Trump after US president’s motorcade blocks his car

This is the thanks we get for lavishing him with a full state visit - more racist lies and smears about our capital city and its mayor. I assume the condemnation from Starmer will be coming any moment now?

"I once saw a post on Bsky that had nothing to do with what's happening in America".

A fabulous bit of #itv70 nostalgia. It's a shame it's a VHS rip of a theme night from BBC2 from 30 odd years ago. Five hours of it. youtu.be/nFck1NqT840

Racist property developer allows Muslim man to live rent-free

Simon Groom with his self financed foray into the pop world - I Can't Help Falling In Love With You. They let him do this on Blue Peter...

This pilot experiment PAID FOR ITSELF. Ireland spent $105 million on artists providing them basic income, and saw that drop to $72 million after accounting for economic impacts, then with $80 million in psychological wellbeing impacts, that dropped to -$8 million.

Enough to finish anyone off.

They're just making these celebrities up now with ChatGPT aren't they?

The rapture.

tylenol… grassy knolls… what is it about nols and the Kennedys

Radiator on for the first time since earlier this year. Sluggish, so started to bleed it. Black liquid spurted out and over nearby white clothing.

Never any desire to visit one of these.

🟥 REWIND | On This Day in 1974 | Ceefax, the world's first teletext service was officially launched. "In-vision" Ceefax pages were shown on BBC TV from 1980 until 2012. This service lives on courtesy of Nathan Dane at: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8OU... #NationalTeletextDay

Potential free McPlant coming today.

We're probably only another few weeks away from a famous actor with a long CV dying and BBC News saying 'best known for his role in the Harry Potter series' or similar.

Note to many people under forty - other words available than 'iconic'. Buy a thesaurus.

Legendary umpire Bird dies aged 92 www.bbc.com/sport/cricke...

Showrooms & Offices, Westminster Electric Supply,Victoria Street 1933 Maxwell Fry bit.ly/46ntKye

This sounds very promising but, as someone once said, many a slip twixt cup and lip.

Me, on my way to the rupture.

Guess how tonight’s ITV News At Ten ended? They played the classic “Non Stop” theme AND briefly showed the original ITN logo!!! #ITV70

ITV's launch night schedule.