I was once on a call with a customer when I worked at a call centre for a large British Gas company. She said: “G for, errr gusset.” Once was had stopped laughing she tried again… “G for erm spot, no wait Gnome!” This is not a joke, it happened.

When my Nan died in 2019 she left me little bit of money. I bought a new bike... the firstbid bought as an adult. And I bought an arturia drumbrute impact and microbrute. The drumbrute impact is surplus to requirements. So if you're in the UK and an aspiring electronic performer... It's yours

Hot desking implies the existence of ugly desking. #TakeTwo

If Google was pronounced Go-ogle it would have probably have been only slightly less popular

I can’t text my German penpal on my new phone. No one told me it was Hans free.

Seeing as I haven't mentioned any of my stuff in ages have a link to Wobbly Bob videos. www.youtube.com/@thebobchann...

@untidymusic.com Thank you for that

Anyone want either of those for the grand price of nowt? A Transmission record slip mat (That looks good, but isn't a great slip mat) Also a Behringer "Tube" gain preamp. It has 48v phantom power and controls to manipulate the sound.

If Google was pronounced Go-ogle it would have probably have been only slightly less popular

Hot desking implies the existence of ugly desling.

You know about Pavlov's bell. Pavlov grabbed some dogs, rang a bell before feeding them, and eventually the dogs started to salivate when the bell rang, regardless of whether they were given food or not. Now, let's say you studied the brain activity of those dogs. 🧵

I can’t text my German penpal on my new phone. No one told me it was Hans free.

I’ve never been much good with faces and that’s why I lost my job as a plastic surgeon.

If you're outraged at Musk's interference in UK may I suggest you email you MP? I know individual emails don't count for much but en masse they have quite an effect.

The Bisto kid grew up racist and misusing his favourite product as false tan.

Enjoying my new hi-fi setup with a bit of classic Depeche Mode

“Playtime favourites” eh Argos? I’m concerned about their returna polic.

Sorry, he does *what*???

Hmmm... what could possibly be the reason for that...?

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Yorkshire Dads, hot single radiators near you need turning down.

Seeing the right now admit that all this is revenge because for ages the left has been hurting their fee-fees is bizarre. I never thought they'd come right out and say it!

‘And it’s good night from me… and it’s far right from him.’

Yorkshire Dads, hot single radiators near you need turning down.

Claiming to be a patriot and then selling out your nation to a foreign power is a choice.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

You know people say that is an arrow underneath the Amazon logo to point out A-Z? I think you are looking at a drawing of Bezo's cock, and ihs has a wicked bend on it. Can't unsee it.

"No you misunderstand, I don't want a sympathy card. I want an apathy card. Never mind, I've found one that reminds me of them. "Blank Inside."

"And this is a gift from my brother, he says he took it at one of your parties"

"No you misunderstand, I don't want a sympathy card. I want an apathy card. Never mind, I've found one that reminds me of them. "Blank Inside."

You know people say that is an arrow underneath the Amazon logo to point out A-Z? I think you are looking at a drawing of Bezo's cock, and ihs has a wicked bend on it. Can't unsee it.

Two things can be true at once. Rayner was foolish in her conduct and right to resign. It’s also true she was always despised by much of the right wing press because she was a working class powerful woman.

It’s not just racists either, we should be telling people with stupid fucking ideas that their ideas are stupid. More importantly we should explain why and how they are being lied to.

344) Gratebot. "Hi, need anything grated? No? Okay, well let me know if you do. Bye!" #SmallRobotsRemastered

Whatever could be the reason?

Thinking is a dangerous game these days.

NAZIS NEAR YOU NEED PUNCHING.

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Beano #949, Sep 24, 1960

Look at it. Just look at it.

Home - Zero 7 and Tina Dico

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

That Hugh Fraser, who played Poirot's sidekick, Captain Hastings, in the ITV series, co-wrote the theme song to the classic kids daytime series, Rainbow.

Trev - Making people laugh whilst dying slowly inside since the 70s.

I have a new toy to play with and no energy to do that. ADHD can do one.

Timber by Coldcut and Hexstatic.

The way the right-wing in the UK hate London, you’d think they’d spent 10 years there attempting to make it as a standup comedian.

My body is a temple, and I am applying for charitable status for it’s upkeep.

Is a dictionary on a top shelf high definition?