Valentine's cards for people who don't do soppy. gailmyerscough.co.uk/valentines-cards

We should be on the fucking streets right now shouldn't we?

I’m in two minds. Neither of them are up to much.

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*Briefly looks at comments on a Facebook post*

Why would I be in her DMs? She has size 5 feet and I have size 14. That would bloody hurt.

*Briefly looks at comments on a Facebook post*

Why would I be in her DMs? She has size 5 feet and I have size 14. That would bloody hurt.

"In awe I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever in their orbital majesty; and as I looked at all this, I thought, 'I must put a roof on this lavatory'."

My mate is the quickest campanologist in Ireland. Belfast?. Of course, how else would he have won. #LunchPun

Monday

The label printer ran out of batteries whilst I was printing an “Audio bits” sticker. Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.

It seems it isn‘t only his software that is bad with getting viruses.

🎶big guillotine why don't we solve our issues at the big guillotine there is no need for tissues as the rich nonces scream there is no way we'll miss you if you're on Jeffy's team big guillotine🎶

I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.

I don't want 3 million files released into the world like confetti. Am I meant to read them? I want accountability. Not fucking tittle tattle

Animalgesics. #art #pills #moles

Tiramisu. Sweet coffee, no thanks. One texture? No thanks. If it were a British dessert people would be saying how awful it is.

"Who let Rupert on the social media accounts?"

7: Why does Ariel wear seashells on her boobies? Me: Me: Me: Because the b shells were too small and the d shells were too big.

Unsolicited writing advice, no. 176: Don't wait by the phone for a reply to your submission. Start work on something new instead. At best, you'll have a half-finished second novel by the time your first is accepted. At worst, you'll still have made progress and kept momentum going.

So, the Fostex tape machine has had one new belt, but I think I might have to replace another couple. It works, but the rewind and fast forward are erratic. It is bloody noisy too, but I won't be using the tape part much anyway. Anyway, it lives!

I guess "white wealthy British and American grooming gangs" doesn't have the same ring to it

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If your local shop was run by a Nazi loving pedophile, you’d avoid it like the plague wouldn’t you?

It seems it isn‘t only his software that is bad with getting viruses.

"It's racist to be rude about posh people" by Charlesina Moneyed-Kuntz

The label printer ran out of batteries whilst I was printing an “Audio bits” sticker. Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.

Stormtroopers mainly

This is the first time I’ve read details about a bomb that was set off in residential London street, destroying cars and sending shrapnel into kids’ bedrooms. Young people are considered vulnerable online, but the actual radicalisation of old generations is given a free pass by the press.

Using a gif or vid, give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique #ADHD #AbsolutelyOblivious

Given the weather today I am going to leave this here. trevorship.co.uk/winter-wonde...

Audi drivers are secretly pleased that all of the worst arseholes are now buying Teslas.

Given the weather today I am going to leave this here. trevorship.co.uk/winter-wonde...

*taps sign*

Friday

I have had a delivery of Viz and cassette tapes. It must be the early 90s! Thank you for the tapes @cliffchapman.bsky.social

“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

G'nights peeps.

Right now is not a good time to have empathy and injustice senstivity.

Checks all wip and prints all NI tracks to audio.

It's weird, I've never been barred from anywhere in my entire life for my opinions on trans people. Now that may be because I don't have toxic, shitty opinions on trans people that I try to browbeat other people with (via the courts if necessary), but who can say for certain?

Don’t want to be a downer or anything, but the Doomsday Clock has moved four seconds closer to midnight. Alexandra Bell, President and CEO of the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists which maintains the clock, said it was due to a “global failure in leadership” and an “Orwellian approach to governance.”

Electronic parts buying people, I need some capacitors to repair my monitor speakers. Can anyone suggest well priced and good suppliers please? I have none currently so I am tempted to get a pack of mixed types and then get the couple of unusual ones that I need. Any thoughts or advice please?

Have you seen this @untidymusic.com ? After our brief discussion about them the other day

No one gives a shit about this bot I made that just finds random old clip art, and fair enough, you do you etc, but I'm often quite amused by it