Pretend you're a kangaroo by sticking a photo of your child out of the top of your trousers.

Convince people you're good at throwing stuff by walking around a fairground holding a coconut.

The things you see at a Coldplay gig #coldplay

Ejaculatte

I’m so happy

Ive been threatening to retire this for around 9 years , but here we are . I wonder if they’ll still let me into America ? #trump

Fabulous

Convince people you’re Jesus Christ by buying two Father’s Day cards.

10/10

Farewell genius ! #brianwilson

@mrrickygervais.bsky.social Manchester was amazing last night. Hell sounds fucking great ! Thanks and Cheers Kev

"A South African accent with some American influence, is it? Yes, I think I can manage that".

That now looks like Mike Yarwood bumming Folsom Prison-era Johnny Cash.

@skillsmcgill.bsky.social hello again my old pal !

“…is it because I lied, when I was 17?”

The 50th anniversary equivalent will be published in the form of a tiny pill containing a microchip, which will be taken by futuristic readers with big shimmering dome-shaped heads who live on the moon

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I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.

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Doesn’t just smash it here . One of the best comics on the circuit .

@mikebatt.bsky.social Just finished your book! Outstanding mate! What a career , what a story , very well told Cheers K

Is it possible for cats to take out a life insurance policy? Asking for my daughter #cats

@trevypoos.bsky.social Oh… In the pages of Viz again eh? You think you can just muscle in on my toilet humour manor do you? Well you can think again! I’m watching you Ship!!

I’m so happy

Good morning

Something I wrote for @vizcomic.bsky.social back when I was funny . May the virginity be with you Star Wars fans #starwars

@barcajim3.bsky.social Howya Jim

……” You and I … we are not so different …Mister Bond” #cats

I’m so happy

Good morning ! Barrington and Johnny Mantovani

If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees

I’m so happy .

Who called it a monastery and not monkey business

If it is, let’s never go there. Leave them the fuck alone, we’re awful.

@bettyfastcat1.bsky.social Hello. I like your cat too. Meet El-Dazlos , the worlds most amusing and affectionate puss that I got from the shelter , virtually for free This is me, working from home

@darrenwhitfield.bsky.social ….” A penalty …..against arguably the world’s best goalkeeper , who is about 8 feet tall and practices saving footballs all day every day ……. I know… I’ll tap it “

Well this isn’t remotely mental

You can't even have your own son nailed to a cross any more. Because of Woke.

New Viz in the shops @vizcomic.bsky.social

Who's this Trevor Ship fellow with a letter in Viz this month? I must say, I like the cut of his jib. What say you @poshkev1963.bsky.social and @johnmoynes.bsky.social ?

There's a new issue of Viz on sale today. And Russell Brand embarks upon a spiritual voyage up his own arsehole, in 'RUSSELL BRAND'S SPIRITUAL VOYAGE UP HIS OWN ARSEHOLE'.

val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning

Working from home. Bought El-Dazlos a heated bed to keep her off my work. At best … a partial success

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Dr Who !

My daughter’s puss … not nearly as good at hide and seek as she thinks