Onions, but without the smell.

Embrace joy when you encounter it. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Pay my gas bill.

20 years ago today since the first episode of The Thick Of It went out. www.newsbreak.com/the-independ...

Never had an urge to visit Blackpool until now.

I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.

Still waiting for someone to come and retune my VCR so I can get channel 5. Should they have been by now.

Due to a clinical fuck up I am entering week 4 without my ADHD medication, and _shit me out_ my house looks like a Middle Eastern city after western warplanes have paid a visit to spread democracy. Upset at how quickly everything unravelled. May this be the final week of fuckery.

What a great day to be a dog.

Bobby Davro 😢

“Adults with diagnosed ADHD are living shorter lives than they should. We believe that this is likely caused by modifiable risk factors and unmet support and treatment needs in terms of both ADHD and co-occurring mental and physical health conditions.” #ADHD

thats ok im already fluent in anxiety

Masking isn’t just hiding stims or forcing eye contact - it’s performative survival It’s monitoring every word, every expression, every movement to stay “safe” in a world built against us Unmasking isn’t about abandoning every tool - it’s about finding spaces where survival doesn’t mean erasure

The hardest part of being an autistic human in this world, for me? The futility. The futility of knowing that, despite how hard you’ll think about what and how to say it, it’ll be wrong.

Buying a matching set for @mrlizard13.bsky.social and I.

Seeing some callous things being said about Jean-Marie Le Pen’s death. People need to remember this man had children, and you can say similar things about them also.

Reçu à l'instant :

Yesterday’s luncheon.

Good evening

Had a filthy dream about teletext.

New NHS "Winter Pressures" strategy unveiled... (H/T @luckytran.bsky.social )

Remember the old days of surfing the net? I’ve still got the surf board AOL sent me.

Sometimes I just adore the perfectionist in me.

Bobby Davro 😢

Whomst ordered the Fergus snores with a side of beans.

I have no fucking idea what anything is anymore.

Feelin’ sexy

Just watched Tenet. What was that all about then.

I would make someone a lovely wife

Gleann Lìomhann was described by Walter Scott as the "longest, loneliest, and loveliest glen in Scotland”. The distant roar of waterfalls was the only thing breaking the silence as I stood here today.

Everybody praises Dolly Parton for writing both Jolene and 9 To 5 in the same day, but that's only 549 words. Assuming she did work 9 to 5 that day (with an hour for lunch) she typed at a rate of 1.3 words per minute. That's not impressive at all. She should be fired.

After a busy day at work I like nothing more than to unwind by wall mounting my cordless power tool battery chargers in the garage, using a spirit level to ensure they all align, and conceal the cables neatly in conduit. Hahaha imagine that was true. Haha. Ha. … (DMs open)

So before the latest Twitter influx, like 85% of posts had alt text. C'mon, people. I promise it's not hard and it won't hurt you.

Soothing Sunday 🎵

What’s your sign?

Phwoar! #oioi #lads #long #willy

Beard for sale

P.S. If you don't use ALT text this is a great opportunity to form a new habit! www.perkins.org/resource/how...

Duet, 1959. www.theatlantic.com/photo/2018/0...

The framing on this is particularly amazing because the week before the three worst weeks of his campaign was the week someone tried to assassinate him.

Today my hand was licked by Phil Jupitus’s puppy. This ranks as possibly the best worst celebrity encounter of my lifetime.

We don’t have feelings. Or emotions. We don’t even really think. We’re barely alive. An amoeba with a face. We’re surprisingly good at sarcasm though.

If you are planning on rioting today remember to drink lots of water, keep safe, and stay at home x

Just discovered I need to take Wall’s Cornettos off my menu as they contain the stomach lining from young cows 🤢 I should never underestimate the conviction with which the food industry will find creative ways to include bits of dead animal in their products.

The term meltdown is inherently ableist and autisiphobic We need a new term

Same.

Well _someone_ has to spend the evening nude in an outdoor hot tub on a Hebridean island.

Made a friend today

Bedroom window open. A relieving cool breeze glides gently over my exposed tush.