Was just looking into swimming lessons. I can swim, but I bet I do it wrong. Anyway, you can forget it. I’ve decided against it.

Baked the week‘s loaf from memory. Bit like the Krypton Factor. 🍞

Things are shit, and unaffordable, being answered with “we hear you, let’s keep things exactly the same (for a limited period of time, terms and conditions apply)”.

Well it’s a nice day for a, white welly. 🎵

Listening to Soothing sounds -Morrisons Delicatessen Counter [no custom pizzas] 4hrs.

Remember, remember, the 22nd of November.

Leonard Cohen - Tower Of Song 📻

this is more christmassy than your poxy ai drinks ad

I hope the fox wasn’t badgering (yes) the otter. Probably okay though, I think they were just mates.

The great Tina Weymouth is 75 today so it's an excuse to put up my favourite ever live in the studio TV band performance. Look at her face - just look at her face! youtu.be/jzIuZ-mrIL0?...

Seals singing in a sea cave #Orkney 🦭🎧

I was thinking, I wonder what happened to Safeway, and had a feeling they’d merged with Morrisons. Looked it up, confirming I was correct. It’s an intimidating intellect really, one that could rival a Chaser, or an Egghead.

I’ve probably got 9 eggs in the kitchen if I need them, and it’s only a short walk.

I’ve just eaten the blandest blue cheese I’ve ever had. I feel ripped off. Like a pill that’s doing nothing.

Wahoo Bakery Wahoo, NE

The blood people have hunted me down, and I’m booked in for an armful in December.

Received a letter marked THIS IS NOT A CIRCULAR, but it did look like a circular. I was cursing it as I opened it, saying, “This better not be a fucking circular”, but it wasn’t a circular, so that was okay.

Right. That’s the sweat evaporated.

It sounds a bit like the Van Gogh thing on the face of it, which I did hear wasn’t much cop, but I liked this. Pretty much a documentary, narrated by Hockney about his work. Anyway, they’re showing it again if you didn’t see it last year.

I got unfollowed by The Bath Bomb Dealer. Guess I don’t talk about bath bombs enough.

Got sad and ate all my biscuits, and now that’s sad too.

Discarded chairs outside of a nursing home, awaiting disposal. A few days later I saw them piled high in the bed of a pickup truck leaving the parking lot. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekUforUnloved #ThursdayChairs 📷

I don’t know. That is sad news about Mani.

Definitely have a cold. Shall run a hot bath, drink a Lemsip, taking care not to mix up the operations.

Bit late to it but congratulations, Scotland.

Maybe I can write to Engels, and he’ll see me good.

Urgent: Temperatures are falling, dropping to zero across the country last night. Freezing temperatures can be life threatening for those of us without a safe, warm home to go to. But you can help. Please, if you can, support Crisis at Christmas today: https://bit.ly/4r7coiu

nice youtu.be/RUsUQ9tRHHQ?...

“Are you ok to talk?”, text from mom. Bad back and a biopsy, then onto a faulty CD player refund, and a remote control thats buttons stick. It could’ve be worse.

This is what comes from sitting at the front of the top deck.

The pied piper, but beatboxing instead of flute.

The Mastermind gave a similar experience to falling asleep with a film on, and waking up as the credits roll.

Don’t mind if I stew.

Stew night, stew night, stew night, stew night, in the, stew night. Stew night. 🎵

It’s nice out there, but it’s warmer at home.

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

Keys found embedded in jam sandwich. Apologies.

Tailback behind a man in a wide puffer jacket.

Near certain the National Lottery use those Set Your Limits emails to prompt me to buy a ticket.

I have some good news about Sylvester.🧵 I was in Sleat yesterday so I stopped at the house to feed him. The house has recently been sold and the new people have moved in, a couple from London. I spoke to the new owner and they said Sylvester had been sick so they took him to the vet.

No snow here, for we have kindness in our hearts.

Women are my favourite guy.

Morrissey - The Last Of The Famous International P̵l̵a̵y̵b̵o̵y̵s̵ Men’s Days

My new regime of being screen free 4 hours before bed has me all set up for an 8am bedtime.

Four decades back a major label released a debut album that sounded like almost nothing on earth while still sounding incredibly familiar. Our man in San Francisco Ned Raggett takes stock of it all Happy Birthday to the JAMC's Psychocandy, which turns 40 today! buff.ly/nflmjN6

I feel at risk of buying a banjo. I really should not.

One good thing about Cloudflare being down has been the resurgence of community through spoken word story telling, communal singing, and ritual sacrifice.

When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, all the pigeons gonna run to him.

Stopped twice on motorway & had a look from this tower.