Donald Trump threatens to impose tariffs on countries that do not “go along” with his plan to annex Greenland. His envoy says a deal to take over the island “should and will be made” He wants to sanction NATO countries. When will Europe recognize that US is no longer an ally?

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm man

Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth https://theonion.com/giddy-trump-struts-all-around-white-house-with-nobel-peace-prize-in-mouth/

The country used to look good to me but now I find it

Clips as the characters reminisce about all the crazy things that have happened do far.

Apparently it is a sample of the opening orchestra hit from Stravinsky’s Infernal Dance.

TFW u can't count Again, the use case is that you need to make a decision and you are very stupid

Always gone with ‘fuck’s’ over here.

Quite right too. Must remember your possessives.

More people have been to the moon than have won Takeshi's castle.

Oh get to fuck. You do realise 50 is like tomorrow for you people, right? It’s nothing. Anyone who is 50 has grown up through the entire lifespan of the internet. They know what they’re doing

TV/podcast pitch - Marvel's What If multiverse series but what would happen if Vince Clarke never left Depeche Mode, Stephen Tintin Duffy never got replaced by Simon LeBon, etc

Today I heard about one of the farm guys getting sacked from a potato sorting plant for stopping the conveyer, and thereby the whole process, because he spotted a potato that looked like Eric Cantona and wanted to show everyone

Will Smith getting all misty eyed about a song called "Boy You Knock Me Out", completely unaware that, as a sleeper agent, it would cause him to go full-on assassin at the 2022 Oscars. #totp

Depends what search terms you use perhaps? @oldukcatalogues.bsky.social

The most illustrative reply I’ve ever seen.

“I will make a pact with Reform liars. In about six months.” Obvious.

Again it is something that people in previous eras have commented on but I still find it just astonishing to witness in my own: fascism is somehow the natural ideology of loser men, just all of our most pathetic and contemptible instincts rendered into a worldview.

the gunderson guide

LITERALLY some grey areas on this topic

Den viktigaste valfrågan 2026?

Will investigate.

"I have not eaten cake since my sixth birthday. My lifestyle factors predict I will live at least 120 optimal, cake-free years."

On the topic of Animal Crossing, here's a lil comic I made when I saw Molly reading to a turtle.

Why doesn’t Bruce Wayne simply use his fabulous wealth to build a robot that makes illegal pornography?

Be Outstanding In Your Field*

They don't let you have wisdom while you're beautiful, it's too much power

Did trump tell his kids "hey don't come around the government this time it's gonna get nasty" like where are those assholes

"Yeah I got a Nobel peace prize." You won a Nobel peace prize? "Yeah I got one."

Fascism is where guys end up when they can't reconcile what they have with what they've been promised in a patriarchal society. They're supposed to realize that the patriarchy is stupid, but they're too invested and too dumb to get there.

Quite a good insult for humans as well, I reckon: "He thinks he's a big deal but when it comes right down to it he's nothing more than organised water."

Good luck, I saw Die Hard at the pictures when I was 13.

Just in case you want it.

this is genuinely incredible

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

At least 57 killed in his mission to get this peace prize www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

I do not like living during the Idiocracy.

Watching the Jenrick Press Conference: Really hoping a journalist asks him in the manner of Mrs Merton: "What was it about losing the Tory leadership contest that helped you realise that the Tories had broken Britain?"

Trump to Reuters about the midterm elections: "When you think of it, we shouldn't even have an election." www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...