Rob Palk
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That guy
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Imagine if you met someone irl who kept talking like people do on here, throwing under the bus, kept the receipts, lives rent-free etc, you'd quite rightly punch them in the face
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Matthew Parkinson-Bennett
about 2 hours ago
I got
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josh (oldfriend99)
about 5 hours ago
This is what they took from you
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Daniel Tunnard
about 3 hours ago
Yesterday my English student (Tech CTO, 40) told me about 22 Short Films About Springfield and now I would like to see 22 Short Films About Springfield but without paying for a Disney sub.
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This evening's viewing
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Chris Boyd
about 5 hours ago
your regular reminder that (sound of me being kicked in the ribs)
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Lev Parikian
about 5 hours ago
Going around tapping signs.
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RRRMMM
about 6 hours ago
Just be glad no one except me talks irl like I do online
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Jack Fraser
about 6 hours ago
If anyone ever said 'let that sink in' to me in real life I would seriously lose it.
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Hojo
about 6 hours ago
I say "Buckle up, fuckos" all the time. Sometimes those fuckos just need to buckle the fuck up 🤔
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Rónán Hession
about 5 hours ago
Quote tweeting a guy in the chipper queue by pointing at him while looking at everyone else, acting like he can't hear you, and accusing him of not taking a stand on [latest news story that you have been vocal/expert on since 10.30 this morning].
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Less Terrifying Andrew
about 6 hours ago
Me, irl: “the existence of Exeter implies the existence of Currenteter hope this does numbers send tweet”
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Daniel Kennedy
about 6 hours ago
ideal stocking-filler idea
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Richard Blandford
about 6 hours ago
Pointing at things in real life and saying 'That's AI'.
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Ros
about 6 hours ago
This isn't quite the same thing but I recently saw a comedian have a chat with an obviously very online audience member who said, "I'm too gay to do maths." and understandably left him completely baffled for the rest of the set. Not everyone is Online, audience person!
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Stefan Mohamed
about 7 hours ago
[at a family dinner, in response to well meaning elderly relatives asking how my year has been] buckle up fuckos
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Chris Farnell
about 7 hours ago
You start off saying "Honestly, I don't think you regularly think about all of the massive number of topics you claim live in your head rent free. Not really." Then before you know it you're doing Hugh Dennis's "Yoof" voice from The Now Show.
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Gareth Edwards
about 7 hours ago
What poets are like serial killers?
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Dr Florence H R Scott
about 7 hours ago
Me introducing you to my friends and family: THRILLED to announce
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Chris Farnell
about 7 hours ago
This is my opinion that has me like
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AlexWattsEsq
about 7 hours ago
I don't even like it when people talk in Online on the internet. Someone in rural Wales addressed me as My Dude the other day and I had to have a bath to calm down.
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Matthew Perren
about 7 hours ago
Name an album cover with some legs on it
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Dr Florence H R Scott
about 7 hours ago
Louder for the people in the back
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Al Kennedy
about 7 hours ago
I think in those circumstances you have to say it loud for the people in the back
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Alison B
about 7 hours ago
👀
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John Self
about 7 hours ago
I'm calling BS on this
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about 7 hours ago
Spits coffre at screen (face)
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Mark Watson, in November
about 7 hours ago
'Your occasional reminder...' 'Sorry, I'll stop you there - why are you talking like this?'
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Frank Podmore
about 7 hours ago
Don't make me tap the sign [that says something deranged]
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Michael Conley
about 7 hours ago
Yeah, each of them saying the same thing the person below them just said, only in a bit less good words. The stuff of bad dreams.
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Lev Parikian
about 7 hours ago
“TAG YOURSELF. I’M CHAOTIC EVIL.”
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Alison B
about 7 hours ago
A whole stack of people sitting on each other's shoulders, each of them saying the same thing the person below them just said, only slightly less eloquently. The stuff of nightmares.
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Mark Watson, in November
about 7 hours ago
I was wondering just yesterday if people say ‘I will die on this hill’ in offline contexts (other than doomed climbers etc). Has it made it into the wider world?
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Archie Valparaiso
about 7 hours ago
"What's the best thing you've seen on telly recently? Wrong answers only."
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Craig
about 7 hours ago
Nobody: Me: “Why aren’t you speaking?!?”
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Doug McCrae
about 7 hours ago
I need you to realise [something that is incorrect].
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Jon Woolcott
about 8 hours ago
My heart is breaking for *insert name of random stranger I have just heard about, and will forget in 2 minutes time.*
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Joshua Murray-Nevill
about 8 hours ago
Con (+4)
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John Self
about 8 hours ago
I think about this every day
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Paul Haine
about 7 hours ago
Imagine if someone said in real life "I was today years old when", I think I'd literally be sick
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Daniel Kennedy
about 8 hours ago
telling the postman to touch grass
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Tits McGee
about 8 hours ago
I don't know who needs to hear this, but
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Lev Parikian
about 8 hours ago
I’LL WAIT
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Mark Watson, in November
about 8 hours ago
Stop what you're doing and let that sink in.
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Imagine if you met someone irl who kept talking like people do on here, throwing under the bus, kept the receipts, lives rent-free etc, you'd quite rightly punch them in the face
about 8 hours ago
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Jonathan Walker
about 9 hours ago
The exponential growth of scam emails from fake book marketers and people posing as famous writers makes something depressingly clear. The real money is to be made, not by trying to sell books to readers, but by exploiting would-be authors.
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Daniel Kennedy
about 9 hours ago
when offering condolences I'd often worry I'd say the wrong thing, but then tell myself there isn't really a "wrong thing" to say. Well I stand corrected because it turns out there is
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Chris Barrett
about 11 hours ago
Matt & Luke Ross, The Ross Baby, Mill on the Ross, Ross & Blackwell.
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RRRMMM
about 11 hours ago
Dump him, girl
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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You be the judge: should my best friend stop calling me by a nickname?
Priscilla knows that when Chioma calls her ‘Pris’ she means no harm – but finds it very annoying. You get to name the offending party
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/nov/06/you-be-the-judge-should-my-best-friend-stop-calling-me-by-a-nickname
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