Happy 80th to John Waters and his poppers birthday cake

U think this is peak and then u learn they kicked a TERF out

Post you in another country

‘Blackbird’, a flying machine created by Lockheed Martin, an American aerospace corporation, easily beat all human flying records, not least because humans cannot fly, but still

What other ones?

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

remarkable story here about the time Gazza came to the recue of David Olusoga in a racial attack when they were kids www.instagram.com/reel/DXOpc5P...

Dear Editor This is the murderer of the 2 teenagers last Christmass at Lake Herman & the girl on the 4th of July near the golf course in Vallejo To prove I killed them I shall state some facts which only I & the police know.

I know it's not the most important thing here but Quentin Tarantino didn't even write the fake Bible verse. He stole it from an old Sonny Chiba movie. And something about that last extra layer of bullshit really adds something to this whole thing, to me

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Post a picture of you as a Doctor (of Physick)

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

Ok. Who made this? 🤭😅🤣🤣

"It was the best of stars, it was the worst of wars"

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

a new form of teen fuck-up emerges

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PizzaINT = OUT StripperINT = IN

John Waters at the No Kings protest in Provincetown.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

Mackenzie Crook’s magical suburban folk tale, #SmallProphets published by #PenguinBooks and #PuffinBooks down the years. A 🧵 1/

Drop a film that traumatised you as a child

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PATTER

Spurs play today

“What was life like in the 1970s, Helen?”

For sale: Metaverse legs, never worn

Spurs play today

I'm reminded of one of the conclusions in my biography of King John: 'He set about needlessly provoking people when he felt strong, then desperately trying to win them back when his confidence had evaporated.'

I got off a bus after him and he didn't say 'cheers drive'

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Minesweeper—but it’s the Strait of Hormuz: sweepthestrait.com (Via SAlexashenko on X)

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Spurs play today

Baturday Bat World Sanctuary

Spurs play today

Happy International Threads day, everyone. i hope it goes off with a bang!

Leeds, c.late 1980s, photo by Peter Mitchell.

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”