Pretty much every weird thing that people said happened at our school did I think happen. I never saw the metalwork teacher put his arm in a vice and get people to tighten it up to prove he had a metal plate in his arm however.

Twin Peaks: The Man From Another Place.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

TAYLOR SWIFT WROTE A SONG ABOUT MY DICK ANDY, MY DICK. DID SHE WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOURS ANDY? I DON'T THINK SO ANDY

Blustery day, isn't it? Here's the National Grid: Live generation data. Wind and solar are generating 74.2% of our electricity. Gas is generating 13.1%. And yet our household electricity prices are pegged to... the volatile price of gas. Which is the basis on which the right attacks... renewables.

The Abe Collection

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

super cool study found human artifacts in Bearded vulture nests, incl. "weaponry like a crossbow bolt and wooden lance, decorated sheep leather, and parts of a slingshot....a shoe made from twigs and grass is ~675-years-old." link to paper: doi.org/10.1002/ecy..... www.popsci.com/environment/... 🧪🌍🦉

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

I'm always so happy to see normal people doing this stuff! prestige420official on Instagram

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher

Thread of Portlands being amazingly and beautifully unhinged while protesting ICE

I feel like Joseph Heller had their number back in the 60's in Catch-22 and I still think of this quote whenever I hear farm owners complaining about socialism or benefits or taxes. It was a short little aside but it stuck with me for like 25 years.

Oh.

The fact that Fish Finger Bhorta is #RecipeOfTheDay makes me feel the week’s got off to a good start!https://www.nigella.com/recipes/fish-finger-bhorta

So exhausting..

I'm occasionally partial to a cod castle myself... #meme

not true

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

From Border Television and a studio that is clearly too small to accommodate a piano and an audience, Tony Hatch and Jackie Trent perform "Emmerdale Farm".

Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."

Morecambe & Wise on the Mall

@scribblerrob.bsky.social ICYMI in yesterday's Graun.

hahahahaha called it

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Jesus wept

this one is good too

KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this? PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information? KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI

Big James Hosty vibe here

I can't remember the details, and can't find them now, for my favorite Robert Redford anecdote, but: When Indecent Proposal was being discussed, someone asked a film critic if she would sleep with Robert Redford for $1 million, and she replied, "Yes, but where would I get the money?"

Introducing the Charlie Kirk Remembrance Act, which makes it a felony to quote anything Charlie Kirk actually said when he was alive.

Whether it's Joe Biden condemning the killing of Charlie Kirk in 2025 or Charlie Kirk calling for the killing of Joe Biden in 2024, both men have issued strong words about the other's killing.

So many Liberals and Centrists have become so accustomed to punching the Left that they've become blind to how quickly much of the Radical Right is sliding from fighting a culture war to hankering for a full civil war.

Choose the biblically accurate form of the Destructor!

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Elon Musk openly called for violence on our streets yesterday. I hope politicians from all parties come together to condemn his deeply dangerous and irresponsible rhetoric. Britain must stand united against this clear attempt to undermine our democracy.

I don’t know who these people are, but it’s well said.