A cat is always on the wrong side of a closed door (or window)

it's infrastructure week

today plan 1) stair at pigin 2) fite bruthur 3) bite wyre

A great opportunity thanks to Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Milo Minderbinder

Well done Fatima

If we have a lot of aging warships, we could use them to force the strait, bombard the land, and get capitulation with only a small landing force required. A badger explained this plan to me.

is this like when the dodo went through a decisive transformation phase

Is there any way it could not be?

Sure. Why not?

There is no historical proof that Jesus sank the Belgrano, which was a war crime because Hitler never attacked Omaha Beach, which the Americans dropped a nuclear bomb on for no reason.

...we perfected fusion power sometime in the day or something?

Spacehopper

9 games that make me who I am

MASSIVE LAMB BIRYANI, cauliflower with fennel seed, Gujerati green beans, naan, chutney

Moses rather famously did *not* lead the Israelites into the Promised Land

GREG: Into the Labyrinth, slay the Minotaur, back out THESEUS: Easy ALEX: Except for Nish, who forgot the string GREG: And then just raise the white sail and go home ALEX: Let's have a look

Caramelized soy chicken ramen bowl

He'd meant to share two racist social media posts.

Senator J. Streicher (N-Bavaria)

"You know who else led a worker's party?"

Wild boar roasted with fennel, carrot, onion, celery, and herbs; roast potatoes, yorkshire pudding, green vegetables, apple sauce

BATTLING PM CRUST AHEAD

Will their regulation of the sexual economy prioritise growth?

ok that's all the discourse for today, please disperse, haven't you all got homes to go to

discourse

"19% strongly approve"

getting one of these and filling it with Panera death lemonade

MASSIVE CHICKEN BIRYANI (with rice preboiled in a saucepan with cardamon, cinnamon, black cumin), Gujerati green beans, naan, raita, pickle

LIVE: Trump reacts to Supreme Court tarriff decision

CORRECTION: SHOULD READ "ALTERNATIVE *TO* LEGAL FRAMEWORK"

Trump appoints entire staff of Turning Point USA to the Supreme Court

Poor old Iran

will they hold him in the Tower?

Free Winston Churchill in every school

@warmovietheatre.com woo-hoo!

"Have you already had to resign twice due to financial irregularities with millionaires?"

fäther I starve

In 10 Downing Street governing the country with a bunch of my operation. They're all just out of frame, governing too.

one emergency podcast, as a treat