it *sounds* really dodgy that Nigel Farage's crypto donation was reported as a 'suspicious activity report' (SAR). in fact the incentives for SAR reporting are massively on the 'report everything' side so it isn't at all.

"There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh like grill marks on a meat slab would be such a terrible candidate for Senate."

this game is *spectacular*

it is not true that an income in the top decile in the US, a country with the highest median and also one of the greatest skews, is required to live "comfortably"

Folarin Balogun to be allowed to play BUT only in the second half

Wowowowow

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

Absolute chimneys!

OK but I'm still going to the pub at 1am.

Going in @warmovietheatre.com

Whoa, Starmer has appointed a Culture Secretary!

Unfortunately due to a scheduling clash, today's events at the America 250 fair will not be featuring The Unknown.

never in doubt

A member of the London Assembly attempts to keep body and soul together on £60k, yesterday

OK I have been thinking about this for a month and I finally got round to it and a) it is very nice despite (because of) b) being double-carb chips for breakfast www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/u...

I've lost my trillionaire status as my wife has cruelly reappraised my Warhammer collection

I am the keymaster!

⭐️⭐️⭐️ it's only one entry in one category but it's the worst I've ever seen

fixed your headline

The catering and the policeman at the front door

Why does Andy Burnham, the largest MP, not simply eat all the others?

that statement in full

Happy Father's Boxing Day, any fathers you still have can be used up with a curry, and they will want to see if The Great Escape is on telly.

PLUMBING BRING UP THAT PLUMBING

carne asada tacos, pico de gallo, avocado, cotija; coriander and lime rice; elote

a liberal ending feudalism

with his dying breath he fires a last shot out of his bedroom window, and hits the Sherriff of Nottingham again

vital to stay refreshed in the heat

pictured: Keir Starmer speaks to Andy Burnham directly

COMIN OVER ERE TAKIN ARE JOBS

Is she a Dwarf?

Doctor Who is back in production!

it's true, what I most need to complete me as a person is a flight of Swordfish

half an hour till market open, is it

pictured: Labour thinking of asking the Lib Dems to put PR in their manifesto

Happy "Bluesky Being Wrong About WWII" Day

turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the Maine electorate like guys you can see what this dial says right, do I need to keep turning it?

hmm perhaps his groin is a little *too* non-smooth

vibe coded?

"Please wipe the seat if that happens"

🎶Ahm Dill Dandin'...🎶

FINE I searched for the detail on that new Graham Platner revelation and YET AGAIN I have seen his nipples. I previously had see NO nipples of ANY Senatorial candidate.

roll up roll up watch the world masters of the ten man low mid block