The crime scene. Police describe the chief suspects as "whiskery".

I see the Americans have been having their Opinions About Food again

right who's got that graph of "ministerial resignations over time"

Ooh look, my MP

Archbishop of Canterbury tells me "Protestantism is not realistic" for Pope

Battling Starmer Crust Ahead

Men in grey suits - but, Dan Hodges

Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Can The Labour Party Screw Its Courage To The Sticking Place Day.

"My lord, is that ... legal?"

"If I do that, the next person I canvass won't be able to hear me"

Middle Eastern: slow cooked lamb shoulder with baharat spice rub, saffron rice, Jerusalem salad, yoghurt with mint and cucumber, pita; Nigella's apricot and almond cake with rosewater and cardamom

PLUMBERT SAD. PLUMBERT NO HURT WARRIOR MICE.

Slightly diminish a book The Third PCSO

Well, that's certainly one way for the Green Party in one of the UK's largest cities to respond to a series of attacks against the Jewish community, of which Wednesday's stabbing attack was just the latest. Not even pretending it's about Israel now, are they?

TWO GO IN ONE COMES OUT

"I'm afraid I can't discuss that. If you need help with 'the longest suicide note in political history' then please call this number:"

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it's possible that my steak is being hunted

Steiner's assault will bring it under control

A knotty problem

John Lennon, 1968

why are there so many posts with this image in now

∇ ⋅ ✈️ = 0

evergreen tweet

"Bit stabby in the Senate today" - Brutus

Matthew 16:15

I still don't know what to make about HIM, but I know this: If Democrats can't adapt his take-no-prisoners populism, their aging party and its 30% approval rating are doomed

IRANIANS THINKING OF EXCUSES NOT TO HAVE TO MEET JD VANCE AGAIN

When your boyfriend arrives to meet your parents

do I want to know why everyone is posting "legitimate misunderstanding"

PICTURED: Donald Trump signs deal with Iran

Lemon sorbet margaritas, primavera soup, white

Resurrexit, sicut dixit, alleluia

police can have a little five-finger discount, as a treat

Revelation 12:7-9

April Fool!!!1!

Live. Laugh. Love. Downing Street's three-pronged strategy to shore up Keir Starmer after potentially catastrophic May election results.

Here we go ...

Didn't realise Trump was at this stage yet