The words are "SCP U-3125"

"Matt BadLose more like" ~ just a little preview of the bantz available to the good people of Gorton and Denton should they choose the right way

The future of CBS News

Spursy

This is going to be the first byelection with no candidates

καὶ σύ, τέκνον

Supports the PM No leadership challenge

@edmiliband has been removed from labour-chat @edmiliband has been added to labour-chat-(secret)

Naval blockades round Cuba are usually fine, right?

just think that Andy Burnham storyline is a bit bathetic after we've had all the war-in-NATO excitement

Right let's have a look at what the world's Ralph Wiggum has done overnight

"transatlantic relations have proceeded not necessarily to our advantage"

this is like the Sunderland Crisis of 1938

the stroke must have been worse than we thought

They're all Horus Heresy

C5 boom could falter without wider adoption, Sinclair chief Sir Clive warns

"at last we have created the Panopticon from the classic sociological text 'Don't Create The Panopticon'"

"We can't comment on hypotheticals" "This is a rapidly changing situation" "That's all in the past now"

EXCEPT FOR BANNING THE SITE THAT BUILT AN AUTOMATED GENERATOR OF CSAM

they should replace him with a bowl of custard

VOTE FOR US TO FINISH THE JOB

when you hear Robert Jenrick is planning to defect during the Keminaissance

will the last member of the Parliamentary Conservative Party please turn out the lights

Things you can say as a football commentator or in a Dolly Parton song: "Sometimes, it's all about holding on to your man"

Welcome to coverage of tonight's English Football League Cup semifinal between Chelsea and Arsenal; or, for viewers from the West Midlands Police, between Bournemouth and Fenerbahce.

Father Thames. The gloopier bits.

Nigel Farage welcoming Nadhim Zahawi - he's not one to look a warm horse in the mouth

From practical experience, "plates go in the dishwasher"

It is most important that this film includes the only Memorable account of Robin Hood's death

RETVRN

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there's still time to delete this man

hello I would like the automated brain surgery from the guy who doesn't understand COBOL dates please