Oh God, what have I done now?

"There must be a prominent cabinet role for Shabana Mahmood" is one of those rules like "there must be a big, spiky piece of metal in every bowl of cereal" or "there must be a chainsaw in every nursery".

I see we’re measuring time in sexual partners now. Okay

Yessir, I can google

Well, blimey, I’ll get right onto it

“That most dangerous of things, a clever sheep”

Another world is possible

Words to live by

Turns out Albert Coffee is a pretty common name

Was hoping for the crossover event of the decade wherein - when football DID finally come home - it found a bunch of other sports attempting to shag Mrs. Football and so had to disguise itself as a lowly beggar to partake in (and win) an archery contest. Football then murders all the other sports

Meanwhile, on US BlueSky, normal service has been resumed

Feeling down? 20% off A Day Like Any Other, a bunch of stories about death should be just the thing!

So, being fourth best at something. Is that bad?

A thousand years of hurt

The thing about messi is he looks unnervingly like Vlodymyr Zelensky

Give them chairs, ffs

Hydration break

What is the point? What is the fucking point? www.ft.com/content/54d1...

Every small press goes through this stage – before you find a distributor, your home becomes the warehouse. This is Salt in Great Wilbraham, circa 2009. In the end, we filled the whole house. Hall, bedrooms, garage, bathroom – we made tunnels to get to the kitchen. 😄 #SaltBooks

Thing is, I see you all complaining about climate stories being illustrated with pictures of people having fun on beaches, and every time I think: that looks fucking horrible

Robbed

They’re all retired, I think I could cope

Honestly, I’d be tempted just to phone it in

Seeing all the tributes here, I am surprised to realise I have never knowingly seen Sam Neill in anything.

Farage is polling third, where there are only two candidates.

If you can’t say anything nice, say nothing

Oh

Ey-up

Getting our money’s worth, I guess

Getting our money’s worth, I guess

Hydration break

!!!!!!

Then again…

Bugger

The marines invading Norway, there

“I’m superstitious. Before I start a movie, I always kill a hobo with a hammer.” Gwyneth Paltrow

Uh

Oh-ho!

Oh

Also on this day, and not at all spooky

21 July 2022

A feather on the breath of god, as old Hildegard might say

A feather on the breath of god, as old Hildegard might say

The Vinteuil shuffle

They grow more bonkers every year

Not expecting to last long, then?

Welcome to Deptford

Too Hot to Post

Have just got off a bus and I’m not too proud to say that I am *glowing*