Blimey

“Further embarrassment,” you say?

Welcome to Lewisham, where Christmas isn’t just for Christmas

who do *you* think should investigate Peter Mandelson? 1) the parliamentary authorities 2) Peter Mandelson 3) the police 4) the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein

Tbh I find the whole rush to claim affinity with one of literature’s biggest and most psychotic sex pests pretty strange in itself

"At least 32 people, including children, were killed yesterday in Israeli air strikes in Gaza."

Not the story, I know, but I always thought Wambsganss was a silly name they made up for Succession

Mood

Harbour, 1km

Harbour, 1km

Sorry but a cabinet of collaboration is just Marshal Petain and his mates

Yes, but how many of them actually work for the Post Office?

Why do suitcases not have replaceable wheels?

Renewing my household insurance, I find I won’t be covered for damage caused by “nipple leakage”. Seems a bit harsh, tbh

There you go

Is it, though?

That’s more like it

Morning

Fence

Fence

Just heard that Sly Dunbar has died. Only two days ago I was looking up videos on YouTube about Sly's unique drumming style. Sly and Robbie were incredible talents, a virtuoso rhythm section for hire. Rest in peace, Sly, you absolute legend.

I wish people were writing books about British politics hurtling leftward, frankly. But very much looking forward to this.

There’s a strong point about not letting Burnham resign the Mayoralty, but describing elections as “a huge inconvenience” to voters is incredibly crass

What am I doing here in this endless winter? Franz Kafka Drawing, Franz Kafka, 1901

Whatever you say, say nothing

Evening

Captain, it’s only January

Afternoon light looking north across Loch Eil

What’s the opposite of serendipity?

Evening hosses

Morning

Oh Christ what’s he done now?

Dusk

High Noon

The presence of David Frost in the HoL is an affront to democracy in itself. If anyone believes his amendment changing “assistance to die” to “medical help to commit suicide” is a serious attempt to improve legislation, they need a good shake

It probably won’t surprise you to know that this is much better than anything else you’re going to read about Greenland right now

It’s Saturday. It’s free. What more do you people want?

Scarlatti! Esfahani! I have 2 front row tickets for this I very sadly now can’t use. DM if you’d like them www.wigmore-hall.org.uk/whats-on/202...

Share a picture of a flower you took

Wait, did the sun just explode?

‘Only the last verse,’ she said, as if to herself.

Evening

Evening

Evening

Et voilá

Hence the name…

Down to the water, then up the next hill for lunch…

Hello clouds, hello Skye sa Fotherington-Thomas