Operation Save Big Llama

But also, that’s Hugh Laurie, isn’t it

New flag

See also: the Labour Party Self-abasement as the worst form of self-defence

Mamdani is going to impose Sangria law, where everyone gets sunburned and wasted

Zarah Sultana for D-G!

“rage shall move somnolent yet unappeased”

Mood open.spotify.com/track/1uVQ0I...

The thing about grief is that it gets everywhere, into everything, like mice, or damp

It’s Cold War Steve, isn’t it? *Isn’t it*?

There is no other way. Tho, tbf, it’s not something I’ve ever been called on to say out loud

Low bills & clean energy. This is the future that Reform is trying to thwart

V popular here

Fantastic news! Congratulations @cdrose.bsky.social !!👏👏👏🙌👏👏👏🙌👏👏👏

Hopes? What hopes?

Happy birthday to the most ridiculous thing I (and possibly anyone) has ever made

If you’re still stuck in the Guermantes’ party, this may save you some time…

I entirely get the importance of the nostalgia-industrial complex to Farage and his ilk, but the idea that nobody these days would recognise an alarm clock if it bit them is preposterous.

The Peace Prize recovered from being awarded to Henry Kissinger. I think it’ll be okay

The only version I could ever listen to

Tbf, 8% of the UK population say they were at the Sex Pistols first gig. (And the other 92% took part in the D-Day landings)

Men - what’s stopping you look like this?

Will sell baby for shoes (17% off)

Only once in my long life have I met a man prepared to walk a mile in my shoes. Not going to fall for that again

Guard Dogs for the Blind #turnacharityintoahorrormovie

Reading this thread explains a lot about the way humanity has turned out … but not why it has survived at all

Maybe… on noticing the fridge light wasn’t working, I stuck my finger in the socket where the bulb should have been

…as it is in Heaven

Really? After 4 years of disruption and the biggest construction site outside Guangdong Province, its going the look like THIS? The fuck, Oxford?

Estate agents. Can’t live with ‘em… pass the beer nuts

Yeah, but… in deWitt’s case at least there’s a realistic prospect it’ll be the former

Well done everyone who has pressed the Tories constantly on this - proof that if people just point out that an unpopular and insane policy is unpopular and insane repeatedly and consistently then you can get it changed. A relief to many in sure - now same pressure needed with Reform

… and presumably as clever as a truckload of monkeys. We’re all doomed, aren’t we

What I think this demonstrates is 3 things (1) This mass deportation policy is wildly at odds with public opinion in general, and with opinion of many sensible Tory voters, members & MPs (2) Many ppl defending the policy didn't know what was in it (3) Informing and pressuring them therefore works

H thinks he should replace the sash windows with double glazing but C thinks he should OPEN one of the fucking things, she's absolutely FREEZING out here. Who's haunting who? YBTJ

🎶And they call it, poppy love

Tax plans are always raids, aren’t they? Grow up, lads. Your villages aren’t being plundered by Vikings

*Me, awake at 5am* - ugh *Deep, dark voice of the universe* - You had your fun yesterday, boy. Now we want our hour back

We spotted you across the bar…

Tick all the squares that contain a fascist’s wet dream

The risible wages are well-known in the wider field of the library, museum, gallery and archive world. I’d like to think public opinion is with the people who make the place click day-in-day-out; they deserve better. Knowledge may be free but labour isn’t: spread the wealth and pay the workers!

Suddenly it all makes sense

Useful thread charting the final collapse of civilization

Well my phone says “cloudy”, so I guess the weather must be lying

Was this never really a thing? Like all those ads for X-ray specs?

Apparently the sun always shines on the 24th of October

Mark Steel really made us chuckle in the latest episode of his BBC Radio 4 stand-up show — a real comedy love letter to Lewisham 💛 Have a listen: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... Thanks for the shout-out, Mark — we really miss Lewisham!

Apparently the sun always shines on the 24th of October