And after all that time and effort spent on Muslim outreach by Reform UK.

met this dude the other week, feel like his has a very bsky vibe

I'm hearing reports that Muslims may have voted in Gorton & Denton. A sad state of affairs, if true, and a sign of the dangerous radical sectarian extremism that Labour politicians, through no fault of their own, must contend with.

Bit harsh.

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker Pic of the day #photography

Gen Z be like

Dirty Business review – if this doesn’t incite righteous anger over our filthy water then nothing will

For a second, I thought that he was actually there and wearing a cone of shame.

Absolute death spiral of a country…

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

I think I’m going to go in a different direction for health advice.

The Guardian view on the BBC World Service: this is London calling | Editorial

Advert on TV for letting Google reply to your mates messages with data it finds on your phone to save you having to interact with them and further detach you from humanity. Wonder how long before a 'mate' asks for your bank details or those special photos of your wife.

Was at a fetish market in Birmingham this afternoon. Honestly I’ve never been in a room with so many autistic people and I’ve been to a doctor who convention

Same, Lady Gaga. Same.

Ask Elvis (last heard on Radio 2, on the Steve Wright in the afternoon show) is coming back to answer your questions...

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country? Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

Reform MPs Accused of Pandering to Putin After Skipping Russian Interference Debate t.co/eJEA7YzKWY

NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note: Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”

Jason’s incredibly insightful video here has afforded me some thoughts on the Gregg’s Vegan Sausage Roll Terror of a few years ago… Here’s a link: bsky.app/profile/mitc...

I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performed‘American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁

"It does not matter who votes, but who counts the votes." ---Stalin

BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance "People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense” Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

BLADE RUNNER with Mitch Benn shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

Morgan McSweeny has resigned In other news I just bust a nut from both balls and came so hard the Tesco duty manager called for a clean up on aisle three.

By searching for "Farage" in the Epstein Files database (justice.gov/epstein), 38 results come up. In one, Steve Bannon suggests to Epstein that his advisory roles to European political parties means he can influence European Parliament…. 1/3

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Surely that'll only make him worse

‘If I think about what this means, I want to cry’: what happens when a city loses its university?

Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."? Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.

An early start for Redruth to Bristol for @slapstickfest.bsky.social - midday Laurel and Hardy awaits slapstick.org.uk

Fair play to 4chan & Qanon though; turns out they were right about pretty much everything. Except which side was doing it.

Meow-hemian Rhapsody...

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

I call the Epstein scandal It's a Royal Cockout.

I score weddings and funerals on a scale of 1 to 5 stars. Funerals always score more highly. They're cheap, you get time off work, there's free food, and you don't have to buy a present. You get to meet all the same people as at weddings and there's no shitty disco.

Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.

YEESH. Brutal. But very well-written.

welp I've got a new book waiting on my kindle

@robinince.bsky.social, Mark Gatiss and Alice Lowe (with David McAlmont out of shot) discussing horror films and having a lovely evening. 🙂

In April 1976, in a café at Cambridge railway station, Douglas Adams bought some biscuits. We know this because he told the story so many times that it somehow opened up a wormhole in the space-time continuum, travelling both forwards and backwards and, intriguingly, sideways in time. (1/some...)

“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”

I listened to Mitch Benn explain why he believes Deckard isn't a Replicant and what it means to the the story if he's human, on the Outland episode of Smershpod. It made perfect sense and improved the film for me

The Boss @janejune.bsky.social

Pretti Good reason for a national strike. #NationalStrike

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