Three goals for Eze, Foden was on fire tonight! #Arsenal #NLD

Solid win for us, great performances all around #Arsenal #NLD

And another one, hat trick boy!!!

Eze!!!! #NLD

Listening to a free audiobook with an English narrator and what I assumed a story set in England, but now I have my doubts. A character just mentioned college not university, faucet instead of tap and worse still the term 'circle jerk'

A "red beret in Waterford" moment.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

Even in the odd, zany world of Harry Potter, Marvolo is a stupid fucking name. I hope Voldemort got bullied to F about it

I'm sure I had a demo off this or something similar with Alan Titchmarsh and happily designed many a garden

I thought Cliff Richards only did Christmas Songs? #totp

I remember thinking #totp around this time being shit bc I was too cool for it, although I never watched it. However, watching it back I think I was right

I swear IG has been following people on my behalf without my knowledge. The first few were accounts who's Reels I regularly watch. So I thought I must've followed by accident, pressed a button by accident

Just watched a brief highlights of the Ashes day 1. 19 wickets, I guess the guys with day 4 & 5 tickets are getting a refund then

What was my sexual awakening? Kelly Brook eating a marshmallow on #ImACeleb

A very long thread, but well worth a read if you have the time

Ngl, I like the absolute weirdness of this piece, I'm totally against it being created in the first place and clearly it's unsuitable as a Christmas scene. However, taking it down as it's too political, it humanises migrants crossing the channel is peak flag shagger behaviour

Well this seems legit. Tbf I would watch a twitch channel of fish playing videogames. Maybe if they earned their own money they wouldn't have to commit fraud

Had a fantastical sci-fi dream probably inspired by having seen Predator Badlands the other day. Getting to the climatic action sequence and nothing. My brain set up too much, didn't know how to end it, so just woke me up. My brain is JJ Abrams, over promise under deliver

@jenbren.bsky.social Happy Birthday 🥳🎂🎁 Wishing you a great day

FFS even E.coli's gone woke

Oh FFS Arsenal! Poor free kick to give away, a few minutes before the half too. Great goal though, top strike

Good to see Chloe Kelly get a start tonight

What the F Channel 4, I'm watching the news and they're talking about some massacre (I've just switched over so missed the start) and on screen they're using some AI generated visualisation. Is this what they do now?

Fellas, I hope you all used your one free pass to explain to a women why the joke she just posted was funny or although she is an expert in the field and has written a book about the subject, why she is infact wrong. It's after lunch now guys so that's it, no more until next year. Enough now lads

This accurately sums up measurements

"Freed From Desire" was a banger at the time, but it's mad how much of a second life it has had courtesy of some lad from Wigan

Just seen the Scotland goals, wow some worldies there

Ruby Wax is great at interviewing. I miss this now most interviews are done by unqualified ex sport stars, celebs or podcasters. Some people just know how to interview people, when to talk, when to keep quiet and listen. Experience matters #ImACeleb

Went to see Predator Badlands today and yeah I liked it. The story was good, pacing was decent, the action scenes were shot well. Both leads had good chemistry and I didn't get sick of them. In fact I really want to see them again, hopefully this does well enough to greenlight the sequel it set up

@sufondue.bsky.social Happy Birthday 🥳🎂🎁 Hope you've managed to get in the birthday spirit after work this morning

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

No company will be immune? Sure, yeah my greengrocer’s shitting himself

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

I also like to add you don't need several messages asking about how they are and their day before telling them you've sent an email

Good news for the rats in Birmingham

It's a bold strategy to make all the Christmas adverts pony this year, so when they roll out the AI slop next year you won't notice the significant drop in quality

Something lovely to start the week! 🐙🏺❤️ Ancient clay pots with octopus decoration, made by artisans from Bronze Age Crete some 3,500 years ago! Heraklion Archaeological Museum 📷 by me #Archaeology

FML another AI fail. I am intrigued to know what sexual kinks it has, although I'm sure I can guess what type it got after the AI scraped the web for "bear" and "kinks"

Watched a IG reel of a trick they had to play to get a murder confession from a suspect. In the comments there were numerous Americans saying how the method used was illegal. The location, suspect and victim weren't American. US law didn't apply. You're not the only country 🤦

Ok. Utterly non-political, human history post here, because I find it fascinating and love a good mystery! This thing... Almost only found in Gaulish and Celtic British regions during the Roman era. What is it for? Paul thinks he knows... Im not convinced! youtu.be/kIBhWBA9QKc?...

Oh Alex Scott is doing it this year! Arsenal Arsenal #ImaCeleb

Oh so it's not H from Steps #ImaCeleb

Balls I forgot #ImaCeleb started tonight

Frustrating #NLD, Spuds defended sensibly but we didn't really have a plan b. Lots of possession but nothing dangerous created

New euphemism for Victorian homosexuals has just dropped

Ok, to me I've always associated it with Akabusi, but it's actually a Red Dwarf thing? I don't remember Fashanu saying it on Gladiators but tbh who remembers what he said on the show🤷 I mean I watched for Jet 😍

Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow on ITV4, don't mind if I do

too real lol

A Junior Doctor on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire doing Wes Streeting a favour, by convincing everyone watching maybe they don't deserve a pay rise

Watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and classic example of not setting your safety line early enough. They always want to set it one question higher than sensible