Streeting has resigned then. All those US private health care firms and whoever else has given him cash are going to be pissed. Oh well I'm sure they'll just buy out the next one

Well, that Express headline was always going to raise a few eyebrows!😳 Starmer is responsible for embracing polygamy to appease Muslims, and so he's increasing their benefits?? That's the implication. After all, this "started in April", right? Wrong! 🧵1/25

Last home game and penultimate game of the season. Good bye to all the #Arsenslwrc players leaving the club 👏👏👏🔴⚪⚽🙌🫶🙌

I'm glad we've changed the rules of motorway driving from 'keep left at all times unless overtaking' to 'drive in any lane you want at whatever speed you want'. Yep, it's so much better when you have to only think about yourself

FS my TL is politics dominated, I'm going to have to remedy that over the next few days. Get back to fun posts from fun people

In the way that if your car broke down in the middle of the woods at night the best option is to simply allow yourself to be killed by the local Leatherface type character

If getting rid of Starmer means we get Streeting then, honestly, we shouldn't bother.

Sorry the plan is to renationalise steel. Um, who wants this? Everything that's making it difficult for us to live, do you want to even attempt to tackle that, nope?

Yep, not all heroes wear capes 👏👏👏

Haha my sweet summer child, did you think after the easy win against Fulham, CL semi final win and the Everton draw the nervy AF, shouty, sickening #Arsenal watch was over?

You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win a game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know this now.

Captain Tom's daughter gutted her dad and Attenborough never met cos she could've really gone mad with the merch

I've prepared myself (as much as I can) to wake up to the news of massive Reform gains. Ideally they're not that massive, but, I'm sure the media will claim whatever they get as a huge win for them. Hoping for a large voter turnout meaning Green wins all over the UK

Omg what a good idea

This morning I had never voted in a local election and I had never voted Labour. Glad to say right now, only one of those things is still true

Perfect sign to have before entering a polling station 👏👏👏

Tbh Lad Lawyer said it punchier imo, he was probably Stella'd up tho @johnrain.co.uk @atomcrowley.bsky.social

Well this was a long and sad read, however, well worth it

Getting the last word was hard for me. Luckily I had been looking at synonyms of this word for a crossword the other week

I've found another daily puzzle to get hooked into Keywords > 7 May 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 keywords.bagpuss.org

Ah F, out of the Champions League on Saturday and out of the WSL title race tonight 😢 Unlucky #Arsenalwfc you always were a fun watch, did the fans and the badge proud. Now we regroup for next year

Every guy in a videogame:

Congratulations #Arsenal Final bound 😁🔴⚪⚽

You get more money winning the darts #worldchampionship #snooker

What a great final match #Worldchampionship #Snooker Congratulations Wu Yize 👏👏👏 Commiserations Shaun Murphy you were excellent all tournament and this match could've gone either way tbh

Final frame shootout at the #Worldchampionship #Snooker if anyone's interested

3!!!! 😱😱😱

After the first half I decided to watch the snooker final instead. Now I'm not going back so I don't jinx it

Omg wtf Everton 😱 Up the Toffees, let's go lads

Oh all this time I thought the audience were booing Wu Yize but they're actually saying "Wu" in support. It's like a reverse "Boo-urns!" #WorldChampionship #Snooker

I'm not a fan of this black carpet at the World Championship Snooker. Bring back the Embassy red carpet of my youth

The Spuds game is giving me mixed emotions #Arsenal

Any ladies out here wanting to chat to more guys just simply post about how on a hot day you love the smell after the rain. You will be bombarded with replies from men. Full disclosure there will be some abuse but that's just a regular day of being a female on the net, right?

A right and proper punishment

70% off what great saving. If only last week the item wasn't £40 and now £70 (75% increase) I'd be ecstatic with the savings. A reminder to not shop at Amazon unless you really need to

What Jeeves was still there? All this time I've been putting up with a mid Google and my personal butler was just waiting to be used. Sorry Jeeves, you deserved better

Thanks lads I needed that #Arsenal A nice calm watch 🔴⚪⚽

Hello VAR my old friend 🙄 #Arsenal

Bad luck #Arsenalwfc no back to back Champions League finals for you. We met a very good Lyon side today and going 2-0 down in the first half meant it was a big ask for the second 🔴⚪⚽

Name your top 15 TV shows, no overthinking: The Wire Battlestar Galactica (Reboot) Rome The Sopranos Andor Red Dwarf Spaced Futurama Bob's Burgers Detectorists The Fast Show Only Connect 30 Rock The Detectives The Boys

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

That's the west coast mainline for you

I found the idea far fetched when I watched the Star Trek Next Gen episode Darmok about an alien race that only spoke through metaphor. Now instead of sending messages to friends we'll just bombard each other with memes. Those TNG writers knew the future of language

I'm with Carol on this, a sandwich needs two slices of bread. Her partner sounds like a nightmare, overtopping his 'open sandwich' so bits fall out as he eats. The roughly chopping vegetables part filled me with rage. Send videos of this to his mum with the caption "Look at what you raised!"

I knew WW3 wasn't going to the end of us, unknown ship goo that's what it will be

I hate seeing a side getting thumped (unless it's the Spuds) but, this really helps our goal difference #Arsenalwfc ⚽🔴⚪

Yes Gyok!!! C'mon #Arsenal ⚽🔴⚪

C'mon Arsenal let's do this 👏👏👏 🙌🫶🙌 🔴⚪⚽