In the past month 3 transport routes have collapsed - but they aren't roads so don't make national news. All 3 have the same root causes, climate change, and Tory austerity passing responsibility for critical infrastructure on to charities and councils. This will happen more, and people will be hurt

my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree me: who my mom: the gay pride sheep

Cool! @abc7chicago.bsky.social's helicopter just flew/drew a Christmas tree🎄

this is the website of all time fr

The confusion and conflation of ‘generative ai that is built on stolen artwork’ and ‘machine learning, character behaviour modelling and proc gen’ is intentional on the part of the grifters peddling the former. They benefit from murkiness of classification, because the latter predates their bollocks

AI is a cancer.

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

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i had to drop what i was doing to make this

I recapped the #GameOfWool final: ariadnereviews.com/2025/12/23/g... an accidental Goggins, unerotic swimming, rating the official Game of Wool Psychotherapist and sometimes sheep matter more than people.

AAA video game character going to the toilet: "I'll take these stairs." "Ah, there it is, the bathroom." "Better open the door." "The door's open, nice." "Gonna pull my trousers down now." "Sitting down." "Okay, here we go." "I needed that." "Okay, time to fl

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

This excellent poster from the Oslo transit authority Ruter reads: “ From: Matilde To: Matias No matter what journey you are on, you can always ride with us”

As Christmas draws near, the short run of "We Three Things" comes to an end. A month of the Keep Watching/Keep Dancing team sharing their three favourite things about Christmas has been a blast (and helped my Christmas spirit no end). But all good things end with "A Final Thought."

In one of the Danish TV screenings of Die Hard, “yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker” was changed to “yippee-ki-yay, bror lort,” which means “yippee-ki-yay, shit brother.” In a German screening, the “motherfucker” was changed to Schweinebacke (“pig cheek”). And in Finnish... pulunnussija (“pigeon fucker”).

Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.

"Dan före dopparedan och ett tunt snötäcke har kommit! ✨❄️ One day until Christmas Eve, and the snow is here! ✨❄️"

Junior meownisters update: they sauntered out for brunch and to look outside. Mish wasn't impressed with the Prime Meownister wandering outside 😾 #mokuandmish

The same task resulting in one contestant painting their face green and hiding in a hedge, one dressing as Genghis Khan and opening a cafe and one giving nearly a grand to charity is as good an example of why the show never gets old as you’ll get I think.

My son hates 6Music and does a very good impression of the DJs with some made up band with a stupid name. I always tell him he’s being daft but we got in the car the other day to this and frankly I didn’t have a leg to stand on

call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else. unplug the machine.

kate lethbridge-stewart: child employee enthusiast would find a way (it involves children)

Former BBC employee Jack Murley has posted on Instagram about the repeated homophobic abuse he received while working for the corporation - often from BBC staff. He says the BBC has now formally apologised. www.instagram.com/p/DSaZBd4DO8F/

Good morning only to the Meownister Without Braincell, here for his daily briefing. He wasn't surprised that both junior kittos spent all night in the sofa and only came out to kill some tinsel 🙃 #chonktent

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

isn’t this how Easter started

I once ended a particularly fraught bulletin by just slumping down and collapsing onto the desk in relief. And the director reminded me I was still visible on the wide shot.

Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"

A comfy enough spot ! Thank you to Helen Wellman on Facebook for this morning's #FoxOfTheDay

that time

it would actually cost SO MUCH LESS to just do this instead of throwing trillions of dollars at technofascists too, who would've thought

how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas

This is a decision that can only happen when the people who founded the company lost sight of the reason they established this tier / how they themselves started. The whole reason that simulcasting+free ad-supported tiers were innovated in the first place was to deter people from pirating the shows!

IMPORTANT A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk. DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!! If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks! BE SAFE!!!

In an early session with my therapist, I expressed concern that I was manipulating people into liking me by being helpful to them, and she very patiently explained to me that this is, in fact, part of how genuine friendships work.

Today I made a candy glass sugar cookie based on Ellsworth Kelly's 'Austin' chapel (2018) on the Blanton Museum grounds.

Just passing through the Pennines (namely Royston Vasey) as I head back to Manchester. The shops offer some rather questionable Christmas card options.

RIP Chris

RIP Chris Rea. I’m off to crack an egg in my bath. Seems only right. youtu.be/H0WiwB1Cjbg

i think if you use genai for anything, even writing an email, you're both a moron and a huge baby, and i dont want to play your video game as a result. its not that hard!

Fucking HELL

Say it with me now- placeholder assets are supposed to be bright and obvious so you DON’T ship with them. Also it doesn’t matter if no ai-generated assets are in the final executable?? The rising sea levels aren’t gonna be like “oh well no one saw that so the climate change doesn’t count”

It’s going to take something special at #AFCON for this not to be my moment of the tournament.