More pods you say? Have a #Taskmaster one then! Featuring Ania Magliano's Sort Your Life Out, a Paramore-style Michelle Yeo film, and a surprising amount of Ingemar Facts!

The #KeepDancingPodcast launch episode is here! Featuring legally distinct BBC dating apps, Pete and Jowita's showdance existing, and a Paul Chuckle update <3 #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

no, you don't understand. I love Toby's duck that looks like it's wrestling with the weight of its own existence. #gbbo #BakeOff

I want to see everyone faces when Nataliia initially showed up with plans of making a knuckle duster and bloody hoop earrings #gbbo #BakeOff

screaming "coloured sprinkles have existed since the 18th century and been sold in shops since before World War 1" from the rooftops. #gbbo #BakeOff

Lads, there's sad Strictly news so I've poured my grief into a generic sponge cake for 'School Week', but will it be out the oven in time? PLACE BETS NOW #GBBO

Team, when we're plugging episodes we've poured a lot of energy into, please don't be That Reply Guy, TIA 🙏

New #KeepBakingPodcast is here! Featuring an ode to short king wife guys, a plea to Kendrick Lamar, all your deep fat frying questions answered and a surprising cartoon murder bread <3 #GBBO #BakeOff soundcloud.com/keep-watchin...

lol at Lewis Cope being a reserve and then immediately being made the main character of the opening dance #scd #strictly

1000 years of jail for whoever did this #scd #strictly

Oh, he has *NEVER* seen the show and I cannot wait for him to be hit with it all like a Looney Tunes character taking a pie to the face <3 #scd #strictly

"I want to have a night of ballroom dancing with my wife" *signs up for ballroom dancing with another woman* #scd #strictly

every time one of the england women's team describes themself as "an ex-Lioness" I can't help but picture them like one of those lion skin rugs #scd #strictly

Make Vicky Pattison perform mime! #scd #strictly

deeply obsessed with Vernon Klone Batch 2.0 #scd #strictly

I really do think La Voix could do an excellent Alex Kingston illusion and it would be the funniest thing. #scd #strictly

Karen Carney barely being able to navigate the stairs with any poise does not give me hope for dance ability #scd #strictly

IT IS TIME. #Strictly #SCD

The final #KeepSewingPodcast is out! featuring French seam failure mode nerding, Glasgow undergrad unwise fashion spotting, and @ariadnereviews.bsky.social 's alternative montage! #GBSB #SewingBee soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

Editing a special 'late live and unhinged' edition of #KeepBakingPodcast and it's sure to get OFCOM pulling this face x

Evening! I've a slice of homemade orange, fennel, star anise and golden syrup rye bread, and I'm ready for HOT TAKES x #GBBO

New series of #KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster is here! Featuring legitimate Lamacq hate, Sanjeev-1000, and Phil's bardic Robin Hood past <3 soundcloud.com/keep-watchin...

Pals, I've got the Keep Watching Soundcloud all set up now, so do like and subscribe to it for your non-Strictly pod goodness - do many of you use Apple/Spotify/another pod app? (Asking for a me, fiddling with the RSS feed 🤓) soundcloud.com/keep-watchin...

*drumroll* and a second pod has hit Bluesky, the brand-new Keep Baking from your pod squad! Featuring the Yeastie Boy fanclub, Hassan's radioactive hedgehog and a dead nan world record <3 #GBBO #BakeOff #GreatBritishBakeOff soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

Our Strictly preview pod part 2 is here! Featuring this year's Just A Guy, the ultimate girldad and ENGAGE THE PAUL CHUCKLE PROTOCOL. #KeepDancingPodcast #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

Episode 9 of #KeepSewingPodcast is here! Featuring extensive discourse on the Kit Edit, uncanny valley pattern matching and a Hansi Sturm history lesson <3 soundcloud.com/keepdancingp... #GBSB #SewingBee

Episode 2 of #KeepBakingPodcast is live for your breakfast listening! Featuring Colonial Spice Hour, biscuity War of the Roses and Justice 4 Victor 😼 #GBBO #BakeOff soundcloud.com/keep-watchin...

Episode 2 of #KeepBakingPodcast is live for your breakfast listening! Featuring Colonial Spice Hour, biscuity War of the Roses and Justice 4 Victor 😼 #GBBO #BakeOff soundcloud.com/keep-watchin...

Episode 9 of #KeepSewingPodcast is here! Featuring extensive discourse on the Kit Edit, uncanny valley pattern matching and a Hansi Sturm history lesson <3 soundcloud.com/keepdancingp... #GBSB #SewingBee

Our Strictly preview pod part 2 is here! Featuring this year's Just A Guy, the ultimate girldad and ENGAGE THE PAUL CHUCKLE PROTOCOL. #KeepDancingPodcast #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

Time for Biscuit Week; your humble liveskeeter has baked some quick snacks and the hot takes are PRIMED x bsky.app/profile/uisg... #gbbo

*drumroll* and a second pod has hit Bluesky, the brand-new Keep Baking from your pod squad! Featuring the Yeastie Boy fanclub, Hassan's radioactive hedgehog and a dead nan world record <3 #GBBO #BakeOff #GreatBritishBakeOff soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

Episode 8 of #KeepSewingPodcast is here! Featuring Asha's Folklore Corner, the importance of ironing, and red carpet pedantry <3 #SewingBee #GBSB soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

Lads, I'm prepped and primed for liveskeeting #GBBO and I even have the world's fastest Swiss roll for Cake Week munching <3 bsky.app/profile/uisg...

A useful guide for tonight, which we might need when we get round to the first #KeepBaking podcast...

Episode 7 of #KeepSewingPodcast is here! Featuring Deep Gaynor Discourse, avian perch strategies and vorticism! #SewingBee #GBSB soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

Ep 6 of #KeepSewingPodcast is out! Featuring lifestyle cowboys, the consequences of loads of trim and the brand semiotics of children’s prints. #SewingBee #GBSB soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

New #KeepSewingPod is out! Featuring Colin Baker's sartorial choices, which contestant's holding the munch, the hunt for the extra 5 inches and no it really is too early for Christmas. soundcloud.com/keepdancingp... #SewingBee #GBSB

Coming soon from your pod squad: episode 5 of #KeepSewingPodcast, our wild celeb-pro pairing guesses for #KeepDancingPodcast, and after a summer break we'll be on our monthly what-we've-watched nonsense in the autumn again <3

And with that the first point in the KDP guessing game goes to @vikkijane.bsky.social, congrats! #KeepDancingPodcast #Strictly

Episode 4 of #KeepSewingPodcast is out! Featuring Novello's hat, KPop Demon Hunters chat, Chaos Suzie update and did we mention Novello's hat? #SewingBee #GBSB soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

Episode 3 of #KeepSewingPodcast is out! Featuring chintzpunk, Victorian knickers stories and a plea for Patrick to sign up for Strictly. #SewingBee #GBSB soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

New #SewingBee pod is out! Featuring minty football abominations, cycling top logistics and Bosoms Discourse™ #KeepWatchingPodcast soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

The #Strictly prediction pod is here! See which of our guesses age like milk next month <3 #KeepDancingPodcast soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

We're BACK with #KeepSewingPodcast for the new #SewingBee! A huge pod squad chat about Orla's geometric mind-warp, hot pleating action, Ziggy Scarfdust and the Novello fan club begins <3 soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

The pod squad is gearing up for #KeepSewingPodcast, but we're also fully on the pre- #Strictly cast announcement hype train. So we'd like to know your three guesses at celebs joining the madness this autumn! And if you'd like to know ours, keep your ears peeled... 😉 #KeepWatchingPodcast

The final #Taskmaster pod is here! Featuring 'when is murder bins', a furry moneyspinning idea, condiment trauma and an epic final task showdown! #KeepWatchingPodcast

The final #Taskmaster pod is here! Featuring 'when is murder bins', a furry moneyspinning idea, condiment trauma and an epic final task showdown! #KeepWatchingPodcast

Now #Taskmaster is over, what's next for the pod squad? Well, our final TM is coming this week so stay tuned - and next up, by literally some demand, we're taking on #GreatBritishSewingBee again! Join us as we audio shitpost our way through more reality telly to distract ourselves from the Horrors x

Pals, I'm finally not rammed with Stuff so I can liveskeet the #Taskmaster final in ten minutes - grab your snacks and prepare your own hot takes <3 #KeepWatchingPodcast