Would it kill First 4 figures to simply make a conker figure without 30 pounds of crap around him? ‘Sall I want guys, just a 6 inch Conker vinyl, maybe with his beer like we see in the first pic, not connected to a logo or a big base or a great mighty poo statue.

Thank you Nightdive for single handedly porting the genre of games known as: “ones I stared at the box art in the store as a kid for as long as I could because I never owned a PC that could run them.”

LA Comic Con is over! My next con is Scream Diego next week and then I’m taking a bit of a con break till next year.

I’d complain about inktober discourse ruining my Halloween month but as we all know Halloween starts on September 1st now.

Oh yeah my Weapons sticker turned out pretty well!

A kid saw my chicken jockey sticker and screamed “CHICKEN JOCKEEEEYYY” at the top of his lungs. In the end that’s what it’s all about: making children scream.

Pokémon blue remains one of my favorite games ever. I picked Bulbasaur, and since Gary picked Charmander I never saw the Squirtle line until one day when I was sick from school I marathoned a run where I picked Squirtle specifically to see the Wartortle and Blastoise sprites and never saved it.

The third and final day of LA Comic Con BEGINS!!! If you’re coming, make your way DOWNSTAIRS to the artist alley and see me at table G16! #lacomiccon

Love how scary accurate the algorithm can be but then I get an email from Netflix saying that they “added something you might like” and it’s always some shit I’d never watch in my life.

Anyone going to LA Comic Con this weekend, don’t forget to come DOWNSTAIRS to access the artist alley!

Day 2 of LA Comic Con BEGINS!! If you’re coming to the con, don’t forget to drop by the artist alley (downstairs!!!!) and see me! #lacomiccon

All set up for LA Comic Con!! Come by my booth and see me in the artist alley! Table G16! #lacomiccon

Ok NOW it’s worth $70.

Holy shit banana slamma is canon

Went to a baseball game today. I desperately want a form of Mario baseball on switch 2. Either a new game or the GameCube one on the app. Cmon guys. Put out baseball! You’re doing tennis again, you can also have a dumb baby plot line in a baseball game too!

Oh man these look great

Calling bots in a game “the computer.”

See you bitches at Monsterpalooza next spring!

Lot of people left behind in this rapture. Just sayin.

Are ghosts with big tongues a Japanese thing or just a Nintendo thing?

Tis fall

I wonder what will spoil the Mario Galaxy movie for me. Social media and YouTubers that suck and post leaks and shit without a second thought? Or Nintendo themselves like the first movie?

I ain’t reposting shit you know my perfect movie:

I’ve still never seen Quiet Place

Any friends out there in LA I will be tabling at LA Comic Con next weekend! Come by and see me!

Buying switch 2 games:

I like drawing obscure characters and characters people hate.

This is the part where you run away

Shrek shaves so that means he can grow a beard. I kinda wanna see Shrek with a beard.

If they’re charging that much for the Samus motorcycle, they should have made it pull powered or climb over rocks like The Animal

An old Bubsy animation I made.

Whatever happened to that Earthworm Jim reboot? Did that just…dissipate?

While I am ultimately mixed on the Mario movie, one thing that delighted me was seeing Mario's family. I have a big family so I unno, it was relatable. Mario's going to space in the sequel but I kinda hope we see them again.

An old drawing of the Tobins from The Great North. Drawn in 2022 when my fiancé turned me on to it. A sweet show that is kinda easy to write off as a Bobs Burgers in the mountains from a glance, but I think it was able to have its own identity. Last nights finale was a wonderful send off.

Mario characters:

Lordy lordy look who’s forty.

Seeing videos of people going like “where’s the 3D Mario for his 40th anniversary?! 😭😭😭” and it’s like we just got DK Bananza, which we know the odyssey team was making and also when has an anniversary meant a new 3D Mario? It’s always a rerelease of old shit, where did this precedent come from?

I’ve been asked at several cons if I had any smiling friends prints and for LA comic con I think I will

With Bubsy 3D and Virtual Boy getting rereleases how soon are we getting a modern port of ET? It’s gonna happen.

Getting hammered

Baby Waluigi dropped and yall said nothing

Man that Ditto game looked promising until they got to Minecraft world 🫤

Does Samus getting a motorcycle mean Metroid Prime 4 is open world? Because that’s what it feels like.

Nintendo embracing the virtual boy kinda takes the fun out of it. Like when a corporation starts acknowledging memes.

Also Mario Galaxy for the first sequel? Mario you know you don’t go to space until at LEAST the 4th movie. Didn’t Leprechaun teach you ANYTHING?!

Lol the ONE time I don’t joke about Fire Emblem.

Still think they should go with this title: