We all know where the wig went!

Mate you were literally part of the government two wanks I had ago! Much as I would love to rejoin the EU, nobody is buying what you are selling! I’d trust a cockroach before I’d trust this prick! Happy Saturday 😂

Everything reminds me of him…

Dunno if I want a cup of tea or a juice☕️🤷‍♂️🥤

A pattern all his supporters ignore, yet would be enraged about if committed by anyone else.

Could care less that he’s had to step down, not because of his hustle. Sex work is work, I’ve got no problem with that. I know very little about him but given who he represents it’s safe to assume he’s most probably a bigoted prick in some form. So bye bye.

Oh and incase anyone’s reading this and wants to be like but they don’t talk as bad about members these groups of which I am one, as reform do! YES THEY DO, doing something in a politer tone is doing it just the same!

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, what? Huh?

Bridget Phillipson on Sky News currently shilling for Kier. ‘We won a massive majority two years ago, the government is focused on delivering for people’ Tell that to the disabled folk you’ve put into a two tier society! Tell that to the trans people and migrants you’ve demonised, then fuck off.

Imagine Mr 500 votes thinking people will want him to run the show!

I am going to give you all some advice from football fandom. When Streeting resigns - celebrate. Don't say 'let's wait and see if he runs and wins'. There will always be another 'result' to wait on. Another way it can go wrong. Celebrate the wins when they come. It is essential.

We won!

"who is Wes Streeting?"

This just ended me😂💀😂

😂😂😂 not a huge fan of Beth but that is funny.

Glee had some absolute bangers man!

The U.K. when we get a Prime Minister to resign every two years!

Blaming critics for Starmer’s collapse instead of Starmer himself is political brain rot. According to Louise, politicians apparently bear no responsibility for anything they actually do. Not the lies, not the endless U-turns, not the treatment of disabled people, trans people or migrants.1/2

Apple News: 🚨‘PM said to be weighing up his options’ Keir Starmer at 10pm 🤝 Keir Starmer at 10am

- lie to get elected as labour leader - lie to the public to get elected prime minister - get elected on a manifesto of change with a supermajority - do nothing - annoy everyone - arrogantly deny there's a problem

Not even been 5 days since Lammy was simping for him on the election coverage: 'wE'VE ONIY bEeN iN pOWeR 20 mOnTHs Laura!' 'It'S nOT a NAtIoNAl pICtURE'

Look we are all being far too much of a baying mob here! We’ve got to give him the chance to say ‘my dad was a toolmaker’ it’ll heal the country and us! 🥀💀

Have you resigned yet?

Things you never hear on Bluesky of a Friday ‘Put yer willies away’ 😂

😂😂😂 this is so fucking savage

Harriet Jones for PM!

I’m bringing sexy back!

You dolls, has he resigned yet?

Reform U.K. Scotland tragically cutting about like they think they are in a scene from The devil wears prada is sending me😂😂😂😂

Could nap for about a month. Shattered

Busy one for me today folks off to the dentist with my aunt in 15 and then to the food share place. Catch ya this afternoon, have a good one 💞

Mental Health Awareness Week. A reminder that “I’m fine” is usually PR, not truth. Be kind to the people who look like they’ve got it handled. They rarely do. 💚💛❤️

nw: mamma mia! (2008) because we love a mom who takes loads and lives her best life

Just seen that party rings are still a thing because of someone I follow on instagram 😂 I thought they faded from the shops about 10 years ago. Where have I been?

Online Reform Wankers! Just saw a reform wanker on Facebook going on about disabled people “getting too much money” & living the high life. 🙄 Most of us have extra expenses you never even think about. Things like higher heating costs or equipment! 1/3

Happy Mother’s Day

Missed a very important bus, next one makes me too late. FML today honestly 🙄

Ruin a date in 4 words! Take the crocs off!

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter B (first or last). Bette Midler - Hocus Pocus (1993)

Brilliant 👏 #LordOfTheRings #LOTR #IanMcKellen #filmsky #moviesky 🔄

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You know when someone starts a sentence with ‘It’s not bigoted to say…’ you know what follows will be 100% bigotted. Also, Joanna telling another lesbian ‘you’re not much of a lesbian’ is something else 😬

We are so fucked! So fucked… So very fucking fucked!

Some thoughts on the election results

Twitter is not real life, but people take the shit they learn on shitter into real life. They vote for it. It becomes real life. But at least 3 of our parties won’t call this out because they want to benefit from it. I know what a racist is and so do they, but they want their votes.

And so ends 24 hours of political viewing, normal service resumes now. Back to Desperate Housewives & Queer As Folk I go!📺

Stuck between needing the election coverage to end now but not being able to turn it off! 😂

And I have a Green MSP! Right happy for Holly. She's class.

Joanna Cherry Terfing it up about the green win in Edinburgh on BBC Scotland.