My sister stuck her head in the bedroom to ask if I'd like the heating on or if she was at risk of discovering my frozen corpse. Ignore my poofy, exhausted eyes. She earlier asked if I had mascara on or if my eyes just looked black.

FUCK OFF GEORGE YOU MISERABLE INCEL CUNT #BBUK

Wind gusting at 60mph with a windchill making it feel like 1°, right through the air brick at my side. Thankfully I've got a lovely cosy hat to pull down over my ears! Putting ear muffs on my letter to Santa for sure!

As Storm Amy is battering Scotland right now, here are some important numbers: Emergency services: 999 (You should call 112 if 999 is down) Police Non-emergency: 101 NHS24: 111 Loss of power: 105 Gas emergencies: 0800 111 999 Scottish Water: 0800 077 8778 Floodline Scotland: 0345 988 1188

Watching GPEW on YouTube and the joy and hope in that room is unlike anything I've seen in recent years. I'm very happy that England now has something that the rest of the uk has had for a while.

As a single, childless, WOMAN, with no close living manly male relations; I just know if an article were ever written about me, they would track down my male cousin in Australia to name before they even wrote a single letter of mine.

⚠️ Heads up #GPC25 attendees ⚠️ A hostile anti-trans group of expelled former members calling themselves “Greens in Exile” is protesting outside the @greenparty.org.uk conference venue 🚫 Absolutely no need to engage ✅ Look after yourself & each other ✅ Focus on connecting and enjoying the conference

I hate that when I hear noise now it's 'I hope it's football and not bigot patrols'. Protect women and girls by not being creepy nonces in the street lads. Tonight it's football thank god.

As a non American I never understood when exactly the word 'dork' was appropriate. Suddenly it seems like the only appropriate word for Jay the Massive Fucking Dork of Bluesky. Why give a shit about the minorities who built this place when you can protect Nazis and paedophiles instead!

Going to brave a scary movie. I am the absolute worst with the 'horror' genre and I haven't seen many, many things. Last year I watched Insidious for the first time and loved that, I realised lots of what I thought was sci fi is also horror and I enjoy those. The Grudge, both, is my choice.

ADHD brain is occasionally great. Discovering the unbaked cinnamon rolls I put in my sister's freezer a couple of weeks ago and then forgot about is so good. 2 rolls now cooling so I can frost them.

This is an amazing video, because not only does Mehdi Hasan not know how Cuban elections work, he also doesn’t know how U.S. or U.K. elections work either. Just amazing levels of ignorance and illiteracy on his part.

Do not use AI, even for funny joke. Its Theft, its wasteful, its trash.

As someone who has a mostly managed dog phobia, Aberdeen centre is fucking terrifying. Dogs that should be muzzled aren't. Owners I have zero faith in to manage their dogs. People congregating and making choke points with these dogs. I walked straight across the road to avoid passing them.

Eyesight improved, now perfect, no glasses needed. Now to do some science and see if my actions helped!

I am awake from a deep sleep. My eyes are so very tired. I am awake for my eye test. Let's go.

My sisters eviction saga is ridiculous. There are LLs who don't even know the basics of the laws, in a country that has printable versions of all the documents on the gov website. LL is currently about to waste money as they seemingly don't know a date to leave is not an eviction date! 🫠

As a fairly new Green Party member, I'd like to gently suggest that this weirdo should go fuck himself, and to commend the Greens for their unapologetic commitment to LGBT+ liberation. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I see Green Tide, I think Waaaagh. Maximum Boyz. Fuck the emperor, fuck Labour and fuck Thangam Debbonaire and her transphobia.

Korea really takes Netflix money and runs with it. The competition and puzzle games they produce are so good. The uk could never. Even non Netflix stuff like Genius Game and Soldiers are excellent. The only reason I started Korean is to hear more than 하나 둘 셋 and 안녕하세요 when I watch!

After throwing on my Christmas playlist while I started dinner, I need to find a 9 Lessons and Carols this December. I am not religious but I am a total Christmas fiend to the point I could be a Church's music director for the advent period. My playlist gave the first 3 carols, it knows.

My sister's place is so perfect for being nosy. Currently stood at the kitchen window watching 2 students smoke some weed. I can hear them talk, I can see what's on their phones. But the illusion of walls on 3 sides of them makes them not notice. If they just looked up a little...

Trying to plan the festive foods and wow the price of chocolate is high. Can we curb climate change just to stabilize cocoa prices? Please. It's already hard budgeting all the ingredients, chocolate bakes need me to start saving in spring!

Watching the Bad Bunny concert on twitch and I wish I could have gone in person. Amazing 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ❤️ 🇵🇷

My pal sent TikTok's of creating a Rumi wig for Halloween. I try to keep my hair at 40 inches. My brain doesn't consider that 'long'. I thought how long it would take to grow, how much will the bleach and colour cost for that much extra length. A wig or adding hair never crossed my mind.

My energy is odd today. Making the roast dinner I was hoping to - too much. Making ridiculously indulgent cinnamon rolls - no problem. I suppose they would both need to happen at the same time and my sister's kitchen is not suitable for that. Also roast dinner is not Banana Ball food.

I'm watching the Tylenol Murders and even though it happened before I was born, in another country, it's something I think of often because of my ADHD. I forget opening EVERYTHING, I have a panic when I take garlic out the fridge and it's open, completely forgetting I opened it 3 days before.

I've now heard 'What it Sounds Like' through my noise cancelling Sony's for the first time and my ND ass just lost the last hour to it on repeat. 20 years of therapy and all the brain scritches condensed into 4 minutes 10 seconds.

I'm sorry did I just get served an advert for an AI washing machine? Why? Has turning a dial or pushing a button been too much? I just want a machine that doesn't lie about what 1 minute is.

Catching up on bake off. Up to biscuit week showstopper and it's all just too much, too extra. This whole episode. I've never seen a hobnob with caramel, unnecessary. It's becoming more about artistry. Difficulty for the sake of difficulty. S1 E1. Make a Vicky sponge, now it's this.

Asda have substituted a savoy cabbage with an iceberg lettuce. And not even tried to substitute the milk.

Ugh I've got tonsillitis 😢 Maskless for about 30 seconds to gulp some water, but in a place doing kids vaccinations. At least I know why I feel so awful, and at least it's not Covid! Perfect excuse for some self care, letting my sister cook us asda pizzas and staying cosy warm.

So my sister and I just watched The Savanna Bananas vs The Firefighters on BTV YouTube. Our first Banana Ball experience. Mind you we also know nothing about baseball. We'll learn as we go, looking forward to seeing The Party Animals play next weekend. Just annoying we found it at season end.

OK, timeline cleanse. Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy: *Coffee. *Baking and cooking things to share with my favs. * Talking to my bestie. * Getting new wool to make new projects. * Libraries and the treasures contained within.

starmer being too spineless to condemn people literally calling for his assassination is bleakly funny

Aberdeen CC certainly have many flaws but this is good to see. The few good things they do are really good.

You will either become a fascist or a communist in the next 20 years so you might as well take your pick now

Went to tell my sister something. Try the peach AU she says. Shes playing TF2. We've some how spent the last 3 hours watching Banana Ball and singing a Golden/Soda Pop mash up. Her ADHD is really shining tonight. As is Venus looking beautiful above the horizon. I don't know what I went to tell her.

My sister went to Morrisons for milk, toast loaf, pack of biscuits, vodka and superglue. She returned with all of those, plus: sub rolls (4), large baps (6), tiger bloomer (400g), 4 kinds of deli meats and sweets. We are eating lots of bread over the next couple of days!

Republican Flip Flop

There are very, VERY few people who are equipped to talk about this shooter correctly given the brainrot written on the shell casing. You have to understand so much of online culture to get it and also understand how that culture is both connected to and separate from real world ideological spaces

I always was raised to believe punching/killing Nazis was the correct thing to do. Apparently now we're supposed to 'respect their views'. Make killing Nazis great again. Preferably in hilarious and ironic ways.

i refuse to denounce "all" violence sorry

9/11 is a great time to remember that the imperial power will seize on any opportunity to do what it was going to do anyway, especially if it gets to do it under the gaudy pagentry of being the Aggrieved

My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories

The only lesson anyone needs to be learning here is how easy it is to get close enough to these guys to take a shot.

Hope I never find out who the one tap artist is, but I do hope to see more of their works.