The Mr made me stop and think so I ended up comforting eating a whole tub of Ben and Jerry’s

The Pink Cadillac with my mum in Corfu when I was 13

Fewmin

Eurgh I’ve been cut off because of dodgy liver function shit, which I’m sure is down to creatine so repeating this whole fiasco in a fortnight 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Officially LCC (Lukey Certified Cock)

Like naeb’dy’s bairn

Right, f this I’m going for a wee nap. Who’s coming? I’ve def room for three more

I’m getting steroids injected into my hip tomorrow and even though it’ll be excruciating I cannot fucking wait!!!!

Okay, okay, everything is fine! The boy crazy is back!

Might need a nap

do political badges include the poppy

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Still hella anxious and I dunno why

The Mr’s been talking at me about exercises for half an hour

Researchers working on Portugal in 16th century, I have a question for you. How many enslaved people were there in Portugal in the 16th century AND did they indeed make up for 10% of the population? The figures & sources I have don't match.

The way the entire British media is suddenly discussing 'two tier policing' as if it is a real thing worth seriously debating, rather than the obvious far-right white supremacist fantasy it has always been, is very alarming

Trans people only - do you feel: A - Stonewall has stepped up for trans people in the last decade Or B - Stonewall have thrown trans people under the bus in the last decade.

Why am I in a bar?

It's not possible for White people to experience anti-White racism because racism is a term to describe a history & present of structural, institutionalised oppression of Black people within a constructed White supremacy. White people are affected by prejudice & discrimination of many types.

THERE ARE TWO HOT AS F GAS ENGINEERS IN MY KITCHEN!!! Someone come save them from me!?!?!?

Walking past straight men who would rather look awkwardly at their phones than see me eye fuck them

Great to be anxious and exhausted with no back up, great that my poor husband understand but shite he cannae do f all but give me more pish to do!!!

Won’t somebody think of the crackers!?

The way some cis straight people talk about toilets has lead me to believe this is integral to their gender performance…not that I care, it’s just an observation

Manufactured nonsense from the far right peddled by a far right press Police murder, rape and abuse because it attracts people in who want to legitimise their dodgy behaviour with the authority of a uniform. Spend money on sorting that shit out

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Anxious as f today

It’s @dommgoss.bsky.social

The WHOLE thread! Fascism wants to take everything from us and give us backbreaking poverty and endless toil in return. This is just classic authoritarianism. You owe your body to the state! and it has no other purpose, how dare you think you have a right to art or pleasure

If you’ve never taught a lesbian Olympic lifts then you’ve never known true joy imo

LOL

Can’t help but dry this wee baby, look at him?

Popped up on my phone so had to share it

A pal, “what do you call a group of lesbians?” Me, “a roller derby league?” Pal, “aww you’ve heard this joke?” Me, “oh no, I was being serious”

Gross

Project raising funds while people are asking me why their books ain’t online, they’re not a charity so they don’t need to be that transparent, check before you donate to things that wave pride flags in your face please pals

I’ve got Nell Furtado’s Try stuck in my head, is it mocking me? Is it!?

When the world is a dumpster fire, but it's June 1st.

“I wasn’t a sex symbol, I was a symbol of a woman you couldn’t control” Sharon Stone

Okay, missing the sort of bf today and, as a result, cba/in the huff

As I’ve been up at 4am recently I’m worried this counts as a lie in

Craving smoked salmon

Tired

I’ve not lived line a monk today, only monk-like and not for the lack of trying either

I’ve been up since 04:10, walked, did errands, cleaned the whole place, did my legs, back with a client and then my chest. Why ain’t I dead?

It’s that time of night 🥱

Yay for our prep appointments tomorrow! Boo for me only realising it’s two town over and there’s no way I can get the Mr there Fucksake

Hey, look! Over there! IT'S LOTS OF UPCOMING EVENTS!