do y’all think homophobia started because masc gay men were so protein obsessed that they started eating all the chickens in the villages and the straight people were starving to death

Chickened out of cocodamol because I’m afraid of throwing up 🫣

YES! I’ve finally seen a “he has risen” post 🙏

😂 people think Jesus was cis!?

I mean he seems hot? Preaches love and kindness, kisses his bros, 30 something carpenter? Other than his weird feet fetish thing

Would you f Jesus?

Happy Easter!

Waiting to poop before I take cocodamol because my digestive transit is important to me

Brag incoming! 😂 tell us!?

On this most holy of days, remember god’s children walk amongst us

Happy eat chocolate shaped as a fertility symbol day, we can enjoy horny rabbits delivering fertile eggs because we murdered the son of god in the most obscenely barbaric manner but f’d it up & a sex worker spotted him but “haw, dinnae touch me hen” isn’t what she expected him to say

😭 😭 I need to cancel the 25 year old

Wearing an ice pack like a shoulder pad and it’s making me think of a lopsided joan crawford

Morning! My left shoulder’s had me up half the night, I’m already eyeing up strong painkillers and day doing f all

I take after my mum

Coughed & my lower abs cramped from my peen to my belly button, obviously I thought that was it for me and need reassured I actually survived such an ordeal

Which is it? Should I appeal either? Which? Do I need a solicitor?

I forgot I’d eaten 5 treacle scones for my evening meal, that’s also why I feel trash 🤷‍♂️ you are what you eat = dough today, so much cement like dough

Even though I’m taking the piss I really like it! Reassure my pal they’re earring is cute please

I feel shit due to injury so please feel free to lavish me in compliments

My left shoulder is being an absolute cunt so I’ve taken ibuprofen and boiled myself a bath

All my queers do this!

Cheeky cheeky cheek cheek

Being socialised to be cis het is absolutely diabolical

This isn’t already pretty normal!? What!?

When I first watched this aged 8 & he's showing Rose the drawings of a one legged prostitute, I asked what a prostitute was. Mum said someone who sells their body. Naturally, I assumed she'd sold her leg & continued to believe this for a worryingly long time.

I did my wee ab routine

Trump referencing the Bible for his evangelical Zionist fans 😳 am I right in thinking he sounds like the antichrist?

I’m eyeing up asking a pal for a loan until Tuesday because of the carer’s allowance/support payment fiasco ☹️ everything was going to plan, all my budget was all worked out and then the government fucked it! 🙄

Of course it was Whores get paid

I found 20 quid outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it’s Good Friday I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”. So I turned it into wine...

The Mr listed my extra curriculars so I was all *offers fist bump* like a lad but he then called me a whore instead 😂

Zoom in. Have seen 8 stags this morning.

Morning! Talk about getting a proper sleep 💕

Apparently this has “dad energy”, I dunno what the f that is though 😂

We’re still rewatching Homeland & I don’t remember finding Quinn devastatingly handsome before 🤔

Stop fetishising my job, stop

what vision of masculinity should the left offer? big holes. dudes fucking love digging big holes.

Textbook!

VIOLENTLY! HAPPY! CAUSE! I! LOVE! YOU!

when the Friday hits so Good

Finishing with hip thrusts mean my arse cheeks are on fire again

Unlike Robyn, Adam Driver had never given me a boner 🤔

I wanna be in the x-men

My ankle or foot made a pop I could hear over my music but I could dance between sets so did another set and now adding another 10 kilos

(Took me two sets of Bulgarians to post that)

Don’t your ever, don’t ever Lower yourself forgetting all your standard Don’t you ever, don’t you ever Stop being dandy showing me you’re handsome Silk or leather or a feather Respect yourself and all of those around you *does The Dance*

Suppose I better go to the gym

The Pink News article by Wes Streeting isn't for trans people. It's for cis idiots who don't actually care what is really happening to trans people, but now they have something they can point to to show 'dignity and respect'

Based on previous stories surrounding their CEO and trans employees, I highly doubt so.