Today’s walk was exceptionally sunny 🌞

I’m a personal trainer and a qualified psychotherapist (time served and specialised) which leaves me wondering how many of these influencers haven’t been sued?

I love how this is about the pretence of civility (sitting up straight in a chair)

Omg, I wanna see Dom-esque poses

I’m employee of the month again

Remember I’d happily kill or die for my cats

Them, “what are your weekend plans?” Me…

My pal’s getting abuse because how dare he have a ps5 and be an asylum seeker, what a monster!

Having to convince a guy you’re interested is one of the most unattractive traits you can have

Tempted to shave my head

A good month ago one of my email accounts was apparently hacked so I had to change all my passwords and now they’re all locked because I suspiciously changed all my passwords! YOU TOLD ME TO!!

The reciprocal beauty of a hug seems to have overwhelmed me

It’s Valentine’s Day!!

My MacBook is being an utter cock

The Mr woke me coming back to bed so I’m up, have coffee and a taste for vengeance (I don’t, I’m sleepy)

🥰

Seems daft to have to remind people of this but the world indulges us in thinking otherwise, old and disabled people like to fuck too

I should’ve shaved

I need submerged

Dear god, someone pump this man?

Happy Valentine’s Day Eve everyone

Are you all putting out tonight or saving yourselves for tomorrow? I say both!

I’m also been known to say Charlie XYZ 😂

The Mr’s watching a show with an actor who looks a lot like Bad Buddy but is Irish 🥵

A pal has asked if it’s okay to give his therapist a Valentine’s Day cookie…why ask me a thing like that? Me!?

The book closes as a very nervous Darcy leaves a sleeping, perfect looking Bingley in his room and spends a full hour worrying about the coming ball. He has heard of the beauty of the Bennet sisters, particularly the eldest, and is afraid. /end

I hope none of you ever thought D would be the top, right? Anyway they become “best friends”, introduce the sisters. D is aware that B is fully bi and dreads the moment he will get married and, he assumes, will dump him.

D may be more educated, but B is good with people. He gets what D really wants, and arranges for them to have overnight stays with minimal supervision. He makes sure he’s correct, and gives D what he needs.

They meet again in town years later. B introduces himself, thanks D for his support. D, still mending his broken heart from the crush on Wickham (which W noticed and used as taunt withou ever naming it) is speechless with turmoil. B talks D into a friendship.

Book one: B and D. They meet when B arrives at a private school. He’s small and adorable, and would get bullied if D didn’t intervene. They relate as if they were older (D) and younger (B) brothers.

Who remembers shelves upon shelves of dvds? I have a cupboard full of old Star Trek Videos 👴🏻

Sat on my doorstep with tea in the sunshine, if I had a cushion, a jacket and a blanket maybe I’d enjoy it 🙄

Might nap

I did a wee blog post for LGBTQ+ History Month for our Centre for Collaboration in Community Connectedness, about the history of LGBTQ+ communities: c4.ac.uk/queer-y-ing-...

It would be easy to create a series of 3-4 books just out of Pride and Prejudice. Wait until I am stuck on a train later today.

My pal’s won the internet today…

My tv doesn’t have freebies tuned in but there’s some Samsung tv thing that sometimes pops up which has shown a The Robots Wars Channel, 24/7 repeats of Robot Wars 😂 the Mr’s calling it the virgin channel

He wants fed but has 20 minutes to wait

WE NEED A PUBLISHER!?

Yes, NBC out-rated us this week, but it’s completely unfair to compare us when one of their anchors’ mothers was kidnapped and none of ours were. by Bari Weiss

Don’t be a Pam

Anyone fancy doing my job today?

Someone has asked if I have a bath most nights, I don’t have a shower, walk 18,000 steps a day and workout 2-4 times a day. You need me to have a bath everyday folks…my gusset would start to rot or something 😂

1 degrees C, feels like -3C This is far better than 5C, feels like -15 I day you can go outside without a thermal base layer is a good day folks

Sorry, I had to stop screaming into the void because a cat is throwing up

Good thread. There are disabled people in the future. The only reason you wouldn’t see them is if that society has gone full steam ahead on eugenics and they’re unable to live freely or be accommodated in public.

Reading about Emerald Fennell’s withering heights (that’s not a typo) & thinking about the stories I’d retell with a large dash of queerness added

There’s a cat calling at the top of its voice outside, my brood are enraged and want this literal cat caller dead, “find it dad! Kill it!!”

Sometimes I hate being psychodynamically trained, it would be nice to turn it off…like blinding myself ffs

Boys, boys, boys I'm looking for a good time Boys, boys, boys Get ready for my love Boys, boys, boys I'm looking for the good time Boys, boys, boys I'm ready for your love