Considering going back to bed

Every bumbling cunt has an opinion on things they’ve never spent a second thinking about but tonight’s autism posts have me marking cards

Up due to horrendous snoring, might try doing some screaming

News outlets need to call that bullshit

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE RAPTURE IN A SERIOUS WAY!?

reading the timeline today

“White House autism announcement” is an odd phrase

Cooling off and showing off my grays

Is this Dom older than that Dom was meant to be!? LOLZ

Tourists posting on instagram showing them rolling about in heather, up hills and in fields - who’s telling them they’re riddled with ticks?

Having a midlife crisis is amazing btw, 100% recommend

Oh wow! This is almost sleeping in

We're watching the Dark Crystal TV series and, honestly, I would die for Hup and Deet.

Me and @thehistoryboy.bsky.social just hit a huge training milestone for our Marathon training: 20 miles! We smashed it in 2hrs 57 mins. We are both running to support good causes, if you can donate, please do: www.justgiving.com/page/jack-sh...

Such a brutal unattractive cough three people have told me to go to the Dr’s today 😬

I live for this shit

Good morning it’s their day

Aimed for the gym but ended up here

Chest tattoo idea DEEP SUBSTRATE FOLIATED KALKITE 😂

Calling my husband “Jock” to confuse the English

Imagine saying this on “Twitter” only for Rowling to start quoting Hitler and using the word “cabal”

unwashed foreskin at the glory hole call that cottage cheese

During a meeting yesterday, someone’s husband came on screen to tell us all he’s not long back from Stiges where he met Russel Tovey and Pedro Pascal on the beach, this was all context for him to proudly tell us “Pedro Pascal has seen my dick!” 😂 😂 AMAZING!

Someone I speak to on instagram has actually got a son and not a really young looking boyfriend 😳

Will suck off a physio to reset my neck?

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

I love being queer (because you can message a politician’s twink staffer instead of using official channels)

Just read “I don’t want to over post” and I never ever think this 😳

Ffs I’ve only been up for an hour

Does “realistic” have a shared meaning we all understand or is it an abstract term we throw about determined by our individual pov?

Why are people talking about the rapture

Woke up to a message asking about what’s “realistic” in terms of a relationship and I’ve sent the most woowoo fluffy essay talking about phenomenology and perceptions of/interfacing with reality like a right boob 😂 😂 😂

My husband, a tenuous position for him right now because he’s watching the Outlander prequel and gasping at the storyline

People love paying for gym plan they then rearrange 🤷‍♂️

Working out with a literal peeping tom

Joke all you want, I’m getting a social work assessment which will involve talking about funding for just this

Might get a third to help about the house

This was the end of my arm routine so now eyeing up my back routine that involves a shitload, professional term, of pull-ups I thoughtlessly called these “pull-ups” THEY ARE NOT! They’re chin-ups! I would reprimand any of you for this & I’m not above reproach

Worth a read, “Buddy, you have to do this. Because you’re in danger — and if you keep hating, so are the rest of us.” www.out.com/voices/go-as...

Being queer can actually be your full time job btw

My neck’s still sore

how I cackled

Now in an ice bath, with bubbles because I didn’t rinse it out right 😂

Wanted to do emails in the bath but I removed an email account from my phone because I kept doing emails in the bath 🙃

Hurt my neck doing unmentionable things today and automatically thought of a client’s wife who told me about a similar injury, so, there I am, still on all fours, neck in agony, head imbedded somewhere amazing & thinking about someone’s wife!? A new one for me folks

Did some biceps and triceps finished off with pull-ups and now in the bath - my Friday night is Wild! Emphasis on that capital W

Mince pie discourse has me raising my hand to say, I’ll eat them at any time of year

I love shouting WEAK at cis het men

Inner child stuff but make it gay, crying for what you put yourself through is profoundly powerful and can change everything

I’m not going down the route of rubbishing “Disney adults” but don’t ever ask me to go there 🤬