Who wants to loan me £20 until Tuesday? I’m skint and bored and need things

Every single person involved in this hate campaign and everyone who has supported them - Anas Sarwar, for example - needs to be run out of public life the way they've run Dr Upton out the NHS. Being trans isn't a risk factor for people around you; this obsessive hate absolutely is.

A reminder that if you live in England or Wales & were born between 1970-1990 – or even before 1970 – you can help protect your community by getting the MMR vaccine free from your NHS GP now. I did last year. www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...

HAHAHAHAHA Why is this hilarious!?

I’ve still not spent my 4p

did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late

Reading a Stephen Miller thing, he said if you openly support trump women will want to fuck you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m bloody knackered!!! How!?

Don’t be a cop

Looked up this Clavicular guy & now want to take a hammer to my own hands so I can never do it again

Had a weird dream that was so hot I had to get up and…so now I’m eating tortilla chips

What is a MOG-OFF?

Guys, I’m hearing 6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week.

Sharing the epitome of Scottish culture with southerners (not derogatory this time) that is Rab C Nesbitt and Mary Doll youtu.be/AJGR4Duci94?...

I forgot to take something out to defrost for our evening meal so I’m having a bowl of oven chips and beans…will I add an egg because working class?

Valentine’s Day is interesting for me because we live in a capitalist society that makes us focus on gifts and dinner reservations, but it’s really just about making fun of single people.

Some of you don’t have highly fetishised jobs and it shows

Might wanna nap

Rinsed out the bath with cold water and enjoyed it so much I ended up having an ice bath (with cubes) but my blood sugar crashed or something so now I’m shaking downing a 1000 calorie shake 🫢

AT LAST!

Walked on a rocky beach today and really worried about my dodgy hip because it was so sore and weird popping out! I’ve worked out 15 times this week, slept okay but haven’t ate well - plus I’ve got a dodgy hip, that’s really no just a niggle but I can’t get treatment in until the 17th next month 😭

Illness and disability sadly don’t take a day off for holidays so today we’re doing what we can

I’m already in the bath but didn’t announce online with a pic/nude so am I really in the bath at all?

Today’s walk was exceptionally sunny 🌞

I’m a personal trainer and a qualified psychotherapist (time served and specialised) which leaves me wondering how many of these influencers haven’t been sued?

I love how this is about the pretence of civility (sitting up straight in a chair)

Omg, I wanna see Dom-esque poses

I’m employee of the month again

Remember I’d happily kill or die for my cats

Them, “what are your weekend plans?” Me…

My pal’s getting abuse because how dare he have a ps5 and be an asylum seeker, what a monster!

Having to convince a guy you’re interested is one of the most unattractive traits you can have

Tempted to shave my head

A good month ago one of my email accounts was apparently hacked so I had to change all my passwords and now they’re all locked because I suspiciously changed all my passwords! YOU TOLD ME TO!!

The reciprocal beauty of a hug seems to have overwhelmed me

It’s Valentine’s Day!!

My MacBook is being an utter cock

The Mr woke me coming back to bed so I’m up, have coffee and a taste for vengeance (I don’t, I’m sleepy)

🥰

Seems daft to have to remind people of this but the world indulges us in thinking otherwise, old and disabled people like to fuck too

I should’ve shaved

I need submerged

Dear god, someone pump this man?

Happy Valentine’s Day Eve everyone

Are you all putting out tonight or saving yourselves for tomorrow? I say both!

I’m also been known to say Charlie XYZ 😂

The Mr’s watching a show with an actor who looks a lot like Bad Buddy but is Irish 🥵

A pal has asked if it’s okay to give his therapist a Valentine’s Day cookie…why ask me a thing like that? Me!?

The book closes as a very nervous Darcy leaves a sleeping, perfect looking Bingley in his room and spends a full hour worrying about the coming ball. He has heard of the beauty of the Bennet sisters, particularly the eldest, and is afraid. /end