Babe, wake up. The Christian Nationalists are fighting with Elmo again

Industrial military complex vibes

We live in a world where happy secure straight men support their wife and kids by taking 12 man line up on OF, magical!

Mr, “empty pockets before you put clothes in the laundry” Me, “my mum taught me to check pockets when doing laundry” Mr, “my mum taught me to empty my pockets before putting stuff in the laundry” Me, “…my mum had affairs to partake in so was more efficient that your lazy frigid mum” John…

When is someone going to mention HIV in Stranger Things???

This

Hahaha I’ve just seen a series of slides on instagram where a white American cis straight woman lists the things her husband does that turn her on: 1. Refills the soap dispenser 2. Books the kids into after school activities 3. Notices when she’s hungry 4. Washes his hand Is this woman’s freak?

I’m writing a book titled A List Of Cunts From Social Media

Someone has paid me so it looks like I have successfully did business yet again, like a capitalist pig 🤢

me protesting the Iraq war

Your high school nemesis? You’re 45!

Heated Rivalry: “this isn’t realistic! This ain’t my story” Stranger Things: “this is exactly how I came out! So real!” 😂 😂

Christ, I’m a tad sleepy this morning 🥱

Cannae sleep so up and about

We’re all born naked and the rest is flagged for potential adult content

He admits it!!! 🤢 🤢

You say cunt 400 times in one sentence and you’re “angry”

Me looking at my chest at 11

Replies to this are fascinating

“Noo yars” I can’t stop saying it 🤢

Auld year‘s night doesn’t give me the boak

English people say “noo yars eve” instead of Hogmanay and that’s weird

Low-key holidays only from now on please, I’m keen to get back to a routine now

Tempted by my bed

Why has this done so well? You lot make no sense

I’m having my last bit stollen 🐷

Maybe things did get better but we don’t have the neuroplasticity to enjoy it?

Denial probably

People don’t know I’m gay? What? Are they in comas? Coffins? 🤷‍♂️

Yah yah yah I am lorde yah yah yah

I like how we have Boxing Day as the come down day from Christmas festivities 😂

Americans while everyone else celebrates Boxing Day today:

Still eating stollen

However much I’m not a fan you can add Stranger Things to this

It should be noted that after every queer writer in the industry has been told that queer stories are too risky for mainstream media rn, the two biggest shows at the end of 2025 have queer protagonist

I’m in the bath but can hear my neighbour above throwing up 🤢

Was going to post solidarity Christmas belly but I have still got abs 🤷‍♂️

Naked PlayStation - I sit like a normal person and not a posed contrived freak so be disappointed

I’m double time today and tbh that’s the only way you’ll get me in the gym 😂

Today’s plan is more baths, more naked PlayStation and more steak pie

✊

I don’t like cheese, you all make it look amazing but it gives me the heave

What will I eat?

That wee gay hokey show and my handsome Mr have me feral again, might be a tad under stimulated

I’m having steak pie again, not right now, I tried but the Mr told me off 😂 😂

Okay, that was excellent! 💗

Okay, I’ve only seen PT’s do it but there’s an AI filter than makes you look really fat and I’m similarly a killjoy about it

The Mr’s put the Heated Rivalry finale on SPOILERS: This isn’t your story, it’s not about you, it isn’t about your sense of self

Morning! A bit anticlimactic this morning eh