walking into Regina's apartment in Cyberpunk like

I got my photoshoot photos back and these are the ones I liked the most All the others I didn’t like :)

@dommgoss.bsky.social you coded

Forcing my body to fix bits by picking at them and it’s actually working Had a weird scabby spot / bite on my calf and neck and they’re getting smaller Grim but it’s working lol

low effort adverts where someone is holding a dji mic about an inch from their mouth are just a waste of time like why did you even bother

i want to get a bonsai tree

New Evanescence!???!!

Tell me why I’m sending horrible emails on my day off? Oh yes it’s because the people in my work who spend half days doing goat yoga and painting classes aren’t doing their jobs which is now negatively affecting mine :)

Someone in my estate is realllllyyyy not happy that children are outside enjoying themselves again Two anonymous posts complaining about it, but throwing in a “but also the flower beds are being trampled” just to make it more justified

I’m so sleepy!!! I just lay down and i fall asleep almost immediately!!

Got a new pair of jeans and they fit jussssttt right 😌

International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece https://theonion.com/international-chess-federation-adds-race-car-piece/

Wes Streeting jumpscare on a youtube ad

ive had like 3 of those Italian Antipasti platters from M&S this week and i have no regrets i think its the cheese that's making me have so many of them 🪤

YouTube will ANIMATE the page based on certain things said in the video the creator said "if you enjoyed this please hit the like button it helps me a lot" and then the like button under the video STARTED GLOWING??!?????

body dysmorphia is WILD i can think that im tiny and awful and all my work is for nothing but also think im huge at the same time like... brain please explain process with citations noted at the end?????

I got a fun chill game where you can make your own metro/subway system, but you have to use real topography and census data to build it, and i am not a civil engineer so you can imagine how well its going I don't think it is imho :)

Maybe I go back to having short hair again?????

Thanks YouTube

Jesus died so I could post bum

Need to lock in with my bulking, my weight hasn’t shifted in months and it’s annoying me I feel like I need someone to help me at this point because my efforts alone aren’t enough…

I’m overly tired and overly h*rny I don’t know if I want to wank into oblivion or install the cursed orange app

I’m going to be so tired all day I cannot wait 🫩

I can’t sleep!! 😭 too wimdy and noisy

honestly want to have a cute sleepover 🥺 a movie and face masks and a cuddle i think it would fix me

Did my photoshoot today and can’t wait to hate all my photos because I saw one thing in one and now expect it to be in all of them 🥰

Erika clocked in at that dinner we’re so back Dorit found in a ditch

Having a little snacky snack in the form of an Italian antipasti platter and a beer 🙂‍↕️

My boss just said “coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb” in a sentence

Oooh flat mate is gone that means I can be naked all the timeeeee yay!!

Good Morning to the silverfish that have taken residency in my bathroom Rents due on the 28th x

"We are unlocking trapped value through a growth-led separation of foods, creating a scaled, global flavour powerhouse." It's Marmite and Mustard... shut the fuck up you corporate cockwombles (also they may shut down the factories that make these, some that have been open for almost 200 years)

Ooooh my titties jiggle a little bit That’s fun (Probably just the pump and will go away soon 😔)

Final push sesh before the weekend and it was a titty Thursday indeed ft. New top which makes me feel like a superhero :3

My Acer trees’s new baby leaves are all fuzzy and fluffy :3

forgot the most important of the genre

i just measured myself because someone asked my measurements and i didn't know and i discovered i still have a 28" waist but my hips/arse are 37" around so that's neat! 😌

ive cleaned the kitchen, the bathroom, and tidied my bedroom ive been so domesticated today

I think what we shouldn't be doing is giving Jen Shah airtime imho

Finessed a discount on my new phone plan, and i hope that my poor service continues so that i can complain stating that i went to a faster plan with priority coverage to compensate and then get a further discount on the plan 😌

So it’s not a mini egg then? It’s just an egg??

Aw gym friend is here She’s always so happy I wonder what her secret is??

Everyone is being overly dramatic slamming weights at the gym like it’s not even 9am can we please calm down a bit loves

I just realised I bought crunchy peanut butter so I’m going to jump down a staircase now xo

Last shoulder workout before my shoot on Saturday 😌

Omg I just remembered I witnessed someone run a red light and almost hit a pedestrian this morning

I am still at work.. be quiet.

I want my bed I’m so over being at work today Only 6 more hours until I can go home