Now I’d love to know the pitch and reason as to why Sky A television and broadcasting company Has made a smart doorbell..?

Oh my god everyone hiding under the table I’m loving RHORI

“She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s Miss Slam Pig United States” Howling

Kinda want this soy sauce fish cushion :)

Sideshow Bob lookin ass

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

Hair is cooking

I was going to go to the gym but I have decided to have a beer and dye my hair instead :)

I’ve just had to deal with a legal case all morning citing laws and being very particular because the customers were and I’ve just spoken with them on the phone and they are the nicest gay couple in their late 50s / early 60s like yes I’m bound by the law but actually I’d do anything for you

Someone from my IT department came to my office suddenly and turns out they didn’t need to, but they were fit so it’s okay 😌

Cryogen - Muse Very good 🙂‍↕️

I had an tiny itch in my nose while in the shower and suddenly it turned into a scene from Carrie

Ehehehehehe

I’m thinking about the raspberry cheesecake slices I have in the fridge for dessert

Ehehehehehe

the shave all my hair off thoughts are present

I’m sorry am I missing something here???? Please tell me where I went wrong???

It’s @dommgoss.bsky.social

I’m so full but I still have like another 800 calories to go before bed 🫠

Paralives is actually cute af It’s just so buggy lmao (yes I know it’s early access)

Anyway legs done, now time to shower and eat for the rest of the day

Everyone say a prayer for the AMEX agent that I’m about to tear asunder after having to call twice about not getting my account suspended and providing all the documentation needed they went and suspended my account anyway :)

Leg day today is it 😴 I’m so sleeepy can someone do it for me?

I just had to pay £20 to go from Knightsbridge to Bond Street I’m going to be sick

87% humidity!? During Pride month!!!???

My arms feel like they’re about to explode So that means it went well

Why is it whenever I get to the end of my workout the machine I need is ALWAYS BUSY NOBODIES TOUCHED IT FOR 30 MINS AND NOW SOMEONE DECIDED TO DO 5000 SETS ON IT FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF

Accepting money to help me get bigger tits 🐷

I should have picked up eclairs from the shop earlier :(

I need bigger tits

Do y’all remember the Teachy TV from Fire Red/Leaf Green???

God I am feral this evening

Don’t ride a horse ride me instead 😌

I need someone to use me

Are TfL capable of making a function app???

Also worked out in bike shorts and wasn’t hatecrimed so doing that more often because it was sooooo comfy

I’m so sweaty that you’d probably drown in parts of me if you weren’t careful

Cardio today is it???

dailymetro.live/london It’s like wordle but with the underground :)

My boobies are sore :(

I’m so gay that a woman with a black bob and red lipstick wearing tailoring is the cuntiest outfit and look ever conceived in all human history no I will not be taking questions

Just watched St Trinian’s

Flys have the whole world to zoom about and yet must do laps around my living room instead

Watching the Barbie movie

i just half watched an episode of Half Man and what the fuck is going on?????? (housemate was watching and i've doing something on the computa)

I remember being very drunk while furloughed during Covid and listening to this the second it dropped at like 2am

Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community https://theonion.com/listerine-leaves-0-1-of-germs-alive-to-spread-message-of-terror-throughout-microbial-community/

I feel so deflated today I’m sacking off the gym today and having wine instead (I also need to rest my knee..)

I need everyone to go away and leave me ALONE Fix your own problems why do I HAVE to do it for you????

I have to keep lifting my hair to drink my coffee otherwise it keeps getting dunked :/