I am in such a MOOD

Now I’m not saying I need new sexy underwear…. But I do want sexy new underwear…

Deserved tbh absolute banger

Tell you what though, I love a salt and pepper chicken. 🐓

Having a gin and dubonnet to calm the nerves

Look at me talking about cars, what a difference

So Mercedes decided to take the Maybach 6, swap the nose spray it black, name it the “Iconic” and call it a day..

Oh the DOMS has just hit my chest lmao

I am in desperate need of a massage

Sometimes I feel like some of my conversations with my friends are like this

Repost with your favourite Halloween costume.

I bought some gym shorts because they were a cute pink colour (bc 🌈) and I’ve just realised they have a 3.5” inseam I might as well not wear anything at that point

I’ve decided to watch The Morning Show from the beginning again (because I have nothing better to do with my life) and I forgot how good the soundtrack is at points across the show 👌🏻

“If I want to be remembered for anything it’s having great tits” - Dolly Parton probably

I have to leave the house in 2 mins and I have an untouched coffee and I’m still in my pants…

The new DLR trains have USB charging? Neat! Oh they’re USB-A… Because a “railway approved” USB-C port doesn’t exist..???? This country cannot do anything… (Explains why they aren’t on the Elizabeth Line as well…)

I am awake and I’m very exhausted!!

I’ve just gotten home after a 14.5 hour day at work and I just need to be held for a bit tbh

I was going to go to the gym but I’m feeling eepy and I have a 15 hour day at work tomorrow so I’m not in bed getting ready to pass tf out 😴

Cycling to the station and someone shouted as I was going past a junction “Oi Harry Potter!!” As I zoomed off into the night with my long coat and scarf billowing in the wind 😭

Oooh I found out who does those bandana style speedos and now I want a pair Although I have like 30 pairs already.. And had a clear out a few months ago as well…

I’m very upset and this would have been longer but I needed to pee ☹️

*Summerboy plays through headphones* 🎶

Check in days with my trainer are always ehhhhh bc I’m like “what if I look like shit in my photos”

Legs have been legged 😌

Leg day means tiny shorts time 😌

Why do I feel like there’s just a constant stream of horror movies being released in cinemas now.. I couldn’t name you one action, comedy, or romance film that released this year, if any did..? Like is it being done to distract us from the real constent horrors that are our reality now???

Gm I am up

I don’t want to go to work can somebody do it for me???

I just found my first grey beard hair It begins

It’s Wednesday my dudes

my fave anti-ai post of all time:

I just got complemented on my lats at the gym just now by a complete stranger and I’ve never been more gassed up in my life 🥹

My iron almost exploded in my hand so that’s a great way to start the day!

My chest hurts

I’m having pasta for dinner but what I really want is Taco Bell.. Or maybe a KFC…

I’m very happy with the fact that my chest is starting to come through ☺️ (Benched a new PR too so yay)

“What do you do for work?” I sit at my computer for 6 hours a stay and raise tickets for every problem under the sun because you’re not allowed to pick up the phone and speak with someone directly any more. It’s been 4 days since I requested a waste paper basket and it’s still not done…

Good Morning

Need someone to fight the Sunday scaries with 😌

I was at the gym last night and rather then music playing I had an episode of The Morning Show playing instead…

7.5 hours of sleep and I’m STILL tired

I have seen Ms Rah Rah I’m ready to go now 😌

Why is it 19°c??? Why is it just perpetually warm WITH NO WIND IS A BREEZE TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR????

YeeeeEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

I just remembered I’m seeing that Rah Rah bitch tonight!!!!!!!

Well yes! We did train biceps today! (and back)

Not ashamed to admit that I’ve eaten four chocolate doughnuts today 🙂‍↔️🐷

Took advantage of the golden hour lighting, and accidentally made one serious photo 🙂‍↔️😶

Good Morning