I’ve been at work for an hour and I’m already pissed off with everyoneeeeeeee

I don’t like how today my foot has decided that it doesn’t want to behave like a foot but instead behave like a pain in my arse

I was eating something last night for the second time and I was wondering what these crunchy flower shaped slices were Reader… I had forgotten that baby sweetcorn existed and that is what I was eating for the second time first time round couldn’t figure it out lmao

Gn from your local scantily clad idiot x

I need a beach holiday, a tan, and like 10kg on me and then I think I’ll be good Yeah…

Everything I’ve learnt about clavicular has been against my will

Eating whipped cream straight from the can because I’m trash 😌🐷

I look at car design today and all I have to say is It’s all your fault

Oh suddenly hit with feeling a little tear-y Time to pull it together because we’re not having that now

I don’t know why but Born Slippy - Underworld Glory Box - Portishead Porcelain - Moby All have a distinctive turn of the millennium/early 00s aesthetic/vibe that I can’t quite describe, but is there

Breasting boobily after push day 🙂‍↕️

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Humpday brought to you by RDL’s

I left my keys at home so I’m locked out and my flatmate is teaching a class and not home for like 2 hours 🥲 I guess I’ll just got to the pub and wait…

I love a long swishy coat and clack-y shoe down a corridor moment yes I DO have somewhere to be thank you!

I have no time to do anything and now I’ve been hit with a “your eye test is due” GO AWAY..!!!!!

Oh!

I’ve only just sat down for lunch 🫩 I leave in an hour…

Ahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Fell asleep at 12 Woke up at 1:30 Fell asleep as again Woke up at 2:15 Fell asleep again Woke up at 3:30 Fell asleep again at some long point later Woke up at 7 🫩

oh my god i need a holiday so badly

I need to perfect my martini making game Made myself one that’s too wet for my liking :(

Got bored so did some RDL’s for fun 😌

Oh I’ve woken up feeling very yearn-y and sad Lovely

Why after 40 years is windows still a dogshit operating system

I had to get a gif of a Pokémon for a presentation and went through so much effort • VPN to USA • Save to Phone • Airdrop to Work Phone • Transfer from phone to computer via Teams message to myself •Insert into presentation If my boss tells me to remove it I’ll be very upset…

It’s some special day today apparently?

Oh I’ve woken up in so much pain

oh my back is so very unhappy just sitting upright is causing an issue

I got mini krispy kremes to cheer myself up

Workout was shit I feel like shit Nobody talk to me until I’m no longer grumpy and hating myself

O no my back has started hurting during legs That’s not good…

I just heard the battle music for Jacinth in Pokémon Z-A for the first time and honestly, icon, legend, superstar Makes me want to pick up a switch 2 and get this game so I can have all my little Pokémon’s again (Give me my dragons dance Altaria)

It’s wild how I can go from heavy vibing in the gym with ‘Break Free’ playing To having an existential crisis on the sofa with ‘Space Between’ playing not 10 mins later

Part of the ‘Itty Witty Bittie Tittie Committee’

What the fuck is looksmaxing???

I’m sorry but this channel is absolutely killing me

I need the trend of “oversized” to end I don’t want a shoulder seam on my bicep, I want it on my shoulder as the name fucking suggests

Mane tamed Powers restored etc 😌

I’m honestly obsessed with sticky toffee pudding

I need that video of that woman saying “oh fuck off” and pushes someone over, to attach to any article I see about millennial spending habits on things rather then property which was probably written by someone that bought a house for a pile of sticks and a piece of gum.

I would kill for this 3d bunny in a Santa hat 😤

Oh I haaaaate people sometimes!!!!!!!??????!!! If you’re going to quote the law at least do it correctly.

Lmao lol rofl

I’ve woke up so tired and debating if I got to the gym this morning or not and stay in bed instead

I have been back at work for 8 hours now and I already need another holiday 🫩

I’ve gotten up and my ankle has decided it doesn’t really want to be much of an ankle today Not like I need that or anything

a podcast that is only video'd, and can only be viewed on a video playing platform is not a podcast you have just reinvented the chat show