In so full of Greek food and margaritas 🙂‍↕️😌

I love how I can do the wildest stuff with my hair lmao

The vibes in the gym at 5am are bad… like not good at all

I’ve been having jubel beers that have the different flavours and they’re all quite tasty 🥺 Can’t pick a favourite

Zipcar is ceasing operations in the UK???? Well!!!

Why is it so wimdy?????

An accurate picture of me sitting in the car having done 11.5 hours by myself at work on a Black Friday weekend which involved a fight, a £3k speaker getting smashed on the floor and multiple people not being able to read properly. Kokomo by The Beach Boys is playing over the speakers.

29 (but turning 30 in 3 weeks!!)

I could very happily sit under a hot shower all day and snooze tbqhwy Except I’m at work and my face feels dry

Honestly the person using the circular saw at 7:42am on a Sunday to do some roadworks is a cunt x

Love how I got a packet of crisps and a packet of biscuits as snack But I also want so go to sleep…

I’ve had some wine and I’m in peoples dm’s hehe

Gm from my dirty lift mirror

Was going through old photos from like 6 years ago and my god I was *so* thin 🫣

Automation on my phone is great. My phone hits 5% and then it shouts at me to plug it in so it doesn’t die Love it

Everyone on Selling the OC is so annoying why do I keep watching it?????

donatella VERSACE 💜

Our Black Friday Sale has arrived! 🖤 Every single handmade harness is 25% off until Monday! This is the lowest price our harnesses will ever be! 🤑 Shop: www.vegawork.shop

the way im looking at a pair of shoes for the gym, only to complement one pair of shorts that i own and have yet to actually wear to the gym.... at least id look cute 🥺

Oh ☹️

I’ve had 3 cans of Damm Lemon And they’re very yummy I’d like 7 more I think

I have never seen a stranger thing

“Slut era” as I open another beer in my pants and play video games

More treats to make me feel better

Today has actually been horrific… I got myself a small piece of cake with my lunch to cheer myself up and try and look after myself at the very least…

Ive had one beer and I wamnt to kiss men ty 😌

I’m playing TABS because it’s free and it’s funny wobbly people swinging at each other Something I’m not allowed to do.. 😤

WHY CAN NOTHING GO RIGHT WHEN IM AWAY FROM WORK WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A CALL AT 9AM BECAUSE SOMEONE FUCKED UP BEYOND COMPREHENSION IM EXHAUSED

The way it’s labelled as a cemetery lmao

I’ve never looked better

Of course the one day I have to go to my head office everything is broken and it’s going to take me good knows how long to get there Yaaaayyyy

Look ma, I lifted some heavy shit for 10 months and this is what happened

Going through all my photos from Saturday and I can’t decide which ones to keep I’ve got it down to 17 from 257 photos.. I think that’s enough 😌

I have a hangover Someone please hold me, stroke my hair and tell me it’s all going to be okay

I absolutely have not been learning for 12 years, I couldn’t tell you what I’ve been taught by this terroristic green owl

Oh I’ve just seen where the location is, and it’s 22 miles away!! Accessible only via the *checks* Metropolitan Line… 🫩

But first a coffee because I was awake until 2:30 and I’m still sleepy 😴

I have my photoshoot today So that means I get to properly rep my home county and slap on a bucket of fake tanner 😌 (help..)

I looked so good today at work and got so many compliments but I didn’t take a photo so you’re just going to have to take my word for it 😌

I wanted a lay in, but guess which idiot forgot to turn their alarm off last night

I never know how much pasta to use when making it??? half a bag? A quarter? Should we call Bella Hadid????

I shall be referring to this as the titty tank 😌

Can someone bring me a coffee I’m so sleepy 😴

Hump day was also leg day today 😌

I got lots of new gym clothes today so am a happy boy 😌

My heat alarm is chirping and despite not having a power supply it won’t shut up 🫩

I’m so tired can someone bring me some food please and thank you 😴

This stuff has the consistency of sand and I wish I never bought it, I can only use it in my yogurt to mask it’s grainy texture 😪

Nothing like a little chest pump to start the week off 🙂‍↕️