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At some point, I started having an opinion about how my groceries are bagged — and I don’t like it.
about 3 hours ago
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I choked on a gummy bear and my nipples got hard. I’ll bring this up in therapy.
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2026 needs more 80's synth.
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The Human League - Don't You Want Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheHumanLeagueVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0&t=1s
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Gentlemen, we have gathered here today in this yard to discuss my milkshake.
1 day ago
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2 days ago
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Bari Weiss running CBS News is the same idea as Pete Hegseth running the Department of Defense.
2 days ago
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Tonight's movie is a certified winter classic. No notes.
2 days ago
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Just finished this—wow. Bleak, precise, and impossible to shake. Recommended.
2 days ago
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Cheers, sweetie.
3 days ago
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𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺. 𝗘𝘅𝗶𝘁.
3 days ago
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No one forget to turn off your computer tonight.
3 days ago
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I miss when being a millennial meant you were young.
4 days ago
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Seeing my trainer after the holidays.
5 days ago
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Heated Rivalry is so cute, I wish gay guys were real.
7 days ago
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2025 was the year Xbox died
The Xbox brand effectively died this year. But can it be resurrected as a PC platform?
https://www.engadget.com/gaming/xbox/2025-was-the-year-xbox-died-130000467.html
7 days ago
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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
7 days ago
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Plans until January 5th.
7 days ago
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Is it over?
8 days ago
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All clocks are decorative during the week between Christmas and New Year.
8 days ago
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These are dangerous.
9 days ago
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If the cat scene in The Muppet Christmas Carol still makes you laugh, you’re my kind of person.
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10 days ago
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I’m too old to jingle all the way. I’ll jingle until about 9pm.
10 days ago
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Beverly Crusher heard there will be three ghosts tonight, and now she’s excited and horny.
10 days ago
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The joy this picture brings me.
11 days ago
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They should let should let Rachel Maddow get belligerently drunk on air whenever she has to report on a particularly stupid story.
12 days ago
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12 days ago
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See a fox, post a fox
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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Nicki Minaj thinking she can have a music career built on MAGA fandom.
13 days ago
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The Enterprise-D appreciation post that you needed in your day.
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13 days ago
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Happy winter solstice — the shortest day in the longest fucking year of our lives.
13 days ago
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I just remembered I have cake in the fridge.
14 days ago
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Oh, you’re absolutely going to the cottage. God damned right.
14 days ago
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Here's to ya', lads. 🖖🏻
14 days ago
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When did everything get so loud?
14 days ago
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I love when my Apple Watch congratulates me for reaching an exercise goal when I stand up.
14 days ago
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Effective immediately, my diet is 50% chocolate and 50% cheese until January 1st.
15 days ago
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What I picture every time someone says “rizz.”
15 days ago
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Do people who run marathons know they don't have to?
16 days ago
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16 days ago
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Still mad that Kevin didn’t get a single bite of that mac and cheese.
17 days ago
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We live in a world where people need to be told this.
17 days ago
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Be a bitch. You never know who’s having a good day they don’t deserve.
17 days ago
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My friend Taylor got ghosted three times in one night, so I’m calling him Ebeneezer for the duration of the holidays.
18 days ago
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You will have a good day. That’s a threat.
18 days ago
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‘Boots’ Canceled by Netflix After First Season
Netflix has canceled 'Boots' after just one season.
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/boots-canceled-netflix-one-season-1236609600/
19 days ago
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Finally got around to this. It's vivid and very human — not dry economic history. Recommend.
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19 days ago
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20 days ago
me too, Marge. me too.
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An offer I can’t refuse.
20 days ago
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