Talking to a straight couple: so… who’s the guy and who’s the other guy?

(soft, seductive whisper) White. People. Taco. Night.

DUN DUN

8 years ago today Discovery shook the fandom—divisive, bold, absolutely Star Trek, and one hell of a ride. 🖖🏻

Post a duo.

The glow-in-the-dark pack just makes them easier to find at 3 a.m.

Research shows Tylenol didn’t kill Jeffrey Epstein.

As a millennial, I just want one promised apocalypse to actually deliver.

Usually in a towel.

Soft-launching a cough tomorrow so it looks legit when I skip Friday’s work happy hour.

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

What do you mean I’m not getting raptured?!

Welcome to your 40s, where loud noises make you irrationally angry.

The three words that turned Garak into a main character on DS9.

Don't be scared 'cause I'm your body type.

Practicing my rapture poses in the mirror.

Cannot wait.

Accidentally opening your front-facing camera feels like a hate crime.

Couple’s costume idea.

Might start ending meetings with "Well, I hope you’re all happy."

Trust me.

I love the term ‘elder millennial’—gather round, kids, and let me tell you the legend of the Blackout album.

“𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘥, 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺.”

I’m suspicious of people who fall asleep instantly. Like, what the hell are you so relaxed about, babe?

Robert Redford was my mom’s favorite actor—she’d had a crush on him ever since she first saw him in a 1962 episode of The Twilight Zone. Consider this skeet a little tribute to the man who never failed to make her light up with that same schoolgirl giggle, decade after decade.

I didn’t expect that much anal in a Hallmark Channel movie, but damn if it wasn’t cute.

Might quit my job to focus on being gay.

And your jalapeños, are they poppered in house?

The real ones remember.

Slams laptop closed and walks into the sea.

Give Laura Birn the Emmy already — her Demerzel is unreal.

One fly in your apartment can ruin your whole life.

Some people’s gym teacher was also their history teacher, and that’s why some of their political skeets are so unhinged.

Never stop being a good person because of bad people.

Currently.

28 years ago today, Voyager gained Seven of Nine (and the infamous silver bodysuit) in ‘The Gift.’

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

If your skeets are about wishing Charlie Kirk dead, here’s your reminder.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

My unhealthy spending habits started at the Scholastic Book Fair.

If I ever snap, it’ll be because I had to type my email address on a TV with a remote.

Seaweed hugs the rice, Veggies roll in tight formation, Lunch parade, one bite.

Shooketh! That’s way more genocide than usual. Terrence Mann looks like he’s having the time of his life as Brother Dusk, and Roxann Dawson (our very own B’Elanna Torres, folks) has directed banger after banger this season.

Seeing a Dalmatian in person is like meeting a celebrity.

This classic Xtina banger just turned 23.