Noice!

Reflecting on 2025.

Kim Davis has aged horribly.

𝗬𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗷𝗼𝗯.🍾

The Clock Twink watching Senate Democrats fold.

name a villain you sympathize with

Assembling something from IKEA is the truest test of relationship longevity.

Reminder: you weren’t born just to survive Mondays and pay bills. Buy the ticket. Book the trip. Kiss the rando. Treat yourself.

The Uber driver is playing Hilary Duff’s new single. I immediately feel safe.

I’m the only guy at the gym in a HUNTR/X tee. Feels like winning.

This is one of cinematic history’s finest scenes.

Nearly 2 million Illinoisans — including 600,000 Chicagoans — depend on those benefits to get by.

You don’t know how long a minute really is until someone tries to show you a video on their phone.

My precious. 😍

WALL-E remains a perfect movie.

After being told there is snow in the forecast.

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

When you recount this election day:

Andrew Cuomo

Election Day in America feels like waiting for STD test results.

Hello, Clarice.

“I know who I am without this. I didn’t do any of this until I was 41.” Stephen Colbert — the definition of a class act.

A text from your 95-year-old grandma can absolutely make your day.

Oh, baby, baby, have you seen Amy tonight? Is she in the bathroom, is she smoking up outside?

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

Happy “my oven clock is right again” day to all who celebrate.

Everyone’s all about karaoke until it’s my turn to sing Total Eclipse of the Mark.

What if we got rid of November and just had October 2

Do pharmacies know they can hire more people?

It’s Willy Wonka!

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif.

Holding Mariah Carey off for as long as I can.

Every couples costume has a hostage.

I don't end friendships over politics. I end them over morals.

Whenever I see someone else’s Skircle.

That moment you finish a chapter and have to reread it because your eyes were reading but your brain wasn’t.

I’m not mad at this.

Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time.

I used to have this disorder where I thought logic and reason could change people’s minds.

I watched Event Horizon and now I can’t fall asleep.

Give me your favorite #StarTrek ship 🖖🏻 Obviously.

Getting older makes me wonder if it’s normal to feel homesick for places that don’t exist anymore.

Scream is really just a cautionary tale about answering numbers you don’t recognize.

My salt-and-pepper beard era approacheth.