it's seriously so funny

Just watched a video of a wild bareback orgy and for the entire 35-minute duration, The Lego Movie was playing on their TV

uncut guys, this is your moment

Based on name alone, if any celebrity were into frotting it would be Alan Tudyk

A list of my exes with the best foreskin, call them my Uncut Gems

Wow! Just unfollowed more guys who are still proudly using Twitter! If you are one of them, please let me know so we can part ways.

Wow finding so many more people on here still proudly using Twitter! Feel free to let me know if you still are among them.

Associating with fascism for money is STILL fascism! Unfollowed so many people on here tonight for still using Twitter!

Get the fuck off Twitter, more clicks on your fucking vids and OnlyFans profiles cannot be worth being part of a fascist-coddling, white nationalist machine. You know exactly what it is and if you're still on there you willfully do not care what you're involved in.

FREE PORN NAME (for a bottom): Dixon Sidmee

Make a band tasty: Hole

working on a script for a buddy cop show about a Scottish guy and an uncut guy called Mac & Cheese

not normally what I am into but I saw the cutest twink at the gym today in a little cutoff shirt so you could see his happy trail, and hoo boy I would not mind picking THAT up from soccer practice

I just want a supercut of all the times a dog or cat has come into frame on a sex vid and I would prefer to just stop (and wash my hands) and pet them

every time I see this title I think Fist All the Time. Crisco, Occasionally.

Every dancer I work on wants a lot of stretching. I had to really lean into @dylanblake22.bsky.social to reach the max range of his hamstring.

Im throbbing 🥵

guy next to me doing weighted hip thrusts, accentuating an obscene bulge and making the whole situation thoroughly pornographic

Somehow while giving @DanDanielsXX a massage I ended up on my back on the table. How did that happen?

Petco is short for Peto Coast

using your home office as a goon cave; call that a mixed-use development

Some trends were left in 2025 but Fat Cocks are still in for 2026

New account, I deleted my old one. Do you think maybe 👉👈 you could repost this so I can find my old friends?

It won’t go down.

Shane sucking Ilya’s uncut hog in Heated Rivalry episode 6; call that cottage cheese

The Holidays are such a magical time of year! The lights! The music! The thirst traps in your parents' bathrooms!

Happy Hump Day, green Grinch edition

Being a good boy for Santa Claus 😏

Heated Rivalry is the only hockey game where you can be sent to the Penalty Box with five for fucking

i just love when you put on someone's amateur fuck vid and in the background you can see they're watching like Bob's Burgers or some shit

do you think Kendrick yells MUSTAAAAAAAAARD when he cums

there should be more songs about 69ing; all we have is ABBA's Blowing Me, Blowing You

how to disappoint a bottom with one sign

Looks like Fat Cock Friday is here again

Happy flex friday and fat cock Friday to all.

it’s the last Fat Cock Friday before Christmas; there’s still time to get on the Naughty List

gay hockey players grab their jizz rags to wipe up like “here comes the cum zamboni”

and with the captain of the New York Admirals in the room next door

Sex in a hotel is awesome apart from prepping in a washroom that is 5 feet from the bed and separated by a sliding door

(curious guy at a sexually-fluid orgy) i get bi with a little help from my friends

Hotel sex just hits different

do you need a cockring in Toronto, because i found a place

one of my favorite things i saw online recently was a post on a site about Ezra Miller where someone said "I want him to fuck me and breed my ass so bad", and someone said "actually Ezra uses they/them pronouns" and the first guy responded "ok fine, I want THEM to fuck me and breed my ass so bad"

gayer than a butthole-scented mustache

"your bloodwork came back - looks pretty good but one level was low, you need more D" "daaaaaamn, you can say that again doc - am i right?!" (goes up for high five) (doctor stares blankly)

Is it just me or is it getting warm in here?