I just want a supercut of all the times a dog or cat has come into frame on a sex vid and I would prefer to just stop (and wash my hands) and pet them

every time I see this title I think Fist All the Time. Crisco, Occasionally.

Every dancer I work on wants a lot of stretching. I had to really lean into @dylanblake22.bsky.social to reach the max range of his hamstring.

Im throbbing 🥵

guy next to me doing weighted hip thrusts, accentuating an obscene bulge and making the whole situation thoroughly pornographic

Somehow while giving @DanDanielsXX a massage I ended up on my back on the table. How did that happen?

Petco is short for Peto Coast

using your home office as a goon cave; call that a mixed-use development

Some trends were left in 2025 but Fat Cocks are still in for 2026

New account, I deleted my old one. Do you think maybe 👉👈 you could repost this so I can find my old friends?

It won’t go down.

Shane sucking Ilya’s uncut hog in Heated Rivalry episode 6; call that cottage cheese

The Holidays are such a magical time of year! The lights! The music! The thirst traps in your parents' bathrooms!

Happy Hump Day, green Grinch edition

Being a good boy for Santa Claus 😏

Heated Rivalry is the only hockey game where you can be sent to the Penalty Box with five for fucking

i just love when you put on someone's amateur fuck vid and in the background you can see they're watching like Bob's Burgers or some shit

do you think Kendrick yells MUSTAAAAAAAAARD when he cums

there should be more songs about 69ing; all we have is ABBA's Blowing Me, Blowing You

how to disappoint a bottom with one sign

Looks like Fat Cock Friday is here again

Happy flex friday and fat cock Friday to all.

it’s the last Fat Cock Friday before Christmas; there’s still time to get on the Naughty List

gay hockey players grab their jizz rags to wipe up like “here comes the cum zamboni”

and with the captain of the New York Admirals in the room next door

Sex in a hotel is awesome apart from prepping in a washroom that is 5 feet from the bed and separated by a sliding door

(curious guy at a sexually-fluid orgy) i get bi with a little help from my friends

Hotel sex just hits different

do you need a cockring in Toronto, because i found a place

one of my favorite things i saw online recently was a post on a site about Ezra Miller where someone said "I want him to fuck me and breed my ass so bad", and someone said "actually Ezra uses they/them pronouns" and the first guy responded "ok fine, I want THEM to fuck me and breed my ass so bad"

gayer than a butthole-scented mustache

"your bloodwork came back - looks pretty good but one level was low, you need more D" "daaaaaamn, you can say that again doc - am i right?!" (goes up for high five) (doctor stares blankly)

Is it just me or is it getting warm in here?

“ok honey, I’m heading out - what will you do without me?” “haha Steve is going to come over and help me repaint the man cave, have fun at your sister’s brunch”

NEW BUTTSEX EUPHEMISM: repainting the man cave

Live laugh loads would be the ultimate twink tramp stamp.

“fuck, I’m gonna cum, you want me to shoot it on your ass?” “yeah baby, right on my Live Laugh Love tattoo”

this is 30: but I’m still taking mirror selfies

me running to the bakery 15 minutes before the big dinner party

so happy my man and his uncut hog are back from his extended business trip

Sauna time 😈

Thickening

Quote this with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku xx

does anyone else do a double-take when a pic you put up on your alt gets reposted and shows up on your main timeline

A little follow-up pic: This was taken in Jan 2023 - almost three years ago, when I started going to the gym consistently. I also used to bother shaving 😅

go on, make a boy's Xmas wish come true

me too, Marge. me too.