Cleaning out some boxes today and found this incredible Gengoroh Tagame gay manga anthology that I had completely forgotten

ran into this faggot in the woods

replanting some succulents with my shirt off; call that hairy potter

it is Glen Powell Day in this house - we are going to see The Running Man, then watching him on SNL, and i'm even wearing capybara socks! then later I'll call him Hangman while he breeds me

has any top on Grindr ever changed their name to HungLikeEpstein because that would be incredible

(me as a realtor) and this last bedroom is a little smaller than the others but it would still make a lovely nursery - or perhaps even a goon cave

whoa, a jerk sleeve for corm

one time years ago i fucked my ex under a bridge on a hike and then after i bred him we looked up and we were beneath graffiti of a swastika and it kind of killed the mood

finally an episode i can stroke it to

found you a used rimming chair at the thrift store

in honor of Veterans Day, who is your favorite Active Duty guy? i've always been a Thomas man myself

would do absolutely unspeakable things for a new Friendly Fires album

so funny how years ago i was quite happy stroking to a text-only slashfic of Joey & Chandler hooking up; while now i sit down and search for ASS TO MOUTH COMPILATION 9, 60 MINS

wished one of my exes (we have always been friends after) a happy birthday today and he sent a video of him stroking saying he wished a man would come join him; so i sent a pic of Larry David shrugging and somehow he went silent

keep pastors away from children, they are demonstrably and statistically not safe

so excited for when the sun sets after 5pm again in 2.5 months

when i was in high school, my friend who was already in college met a guy who looked like me at a party and hooked up with him to steal his ID and gave it to me to use as a fake to get into bars. it worked every single time until i turned 21. anyway she teaches kindergarten special ed now

so lovely that Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert took a night off from getting her tits grabbed, playing with her date’s dick, and vaping during a performance of the Beetlejuice musical to celebrate Halloween in a racist “Mexican” costume with a date dressed as an ICE agent

latest harvest from my potted Meyer Lemon tree! not today, scurvy. not today

oh cool, now he's claiming that criticizing him should be against the law

absolute mystery to me why SNL keeps bringing back Shane Gillis. he was a 2019 featured player fired after 5 days for racist/homophobic shit he said. cut to 2025 & he has hosted twice & showed up in last night's cold open. i'm biased because i don't like him but the audience is always notably quiet

i'll probably fall asleep before this game is over, so go Jays - bring the Commissioner's Trophy home to the Six

one of my favorite things in Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon is when a character goes to Dragonstone or the Vale of Arryn or whatever for a three-minute conversation and the next scene is back in King's Landing. it takes weeks to travel between some Westerosi cities

“keep your eyes peeled” is such a thoroughly unpleasant saying

albums i went to midnight record release parties for when they came out are now being reissued as 30th Anniversary Deluxe Editions. isn't that just spit-on-your-neck, kick-you-in-the-crotch fantastic?

watched the X-Files episode from season 5 that Stephen King wrote about an evil doll called "Chinga", which is hilarious in that it shows that no one on the production team speaks Spanish that could have suggested a less offensive name

it's so cool how the government has been shutdown for a month and 42 million people are losing food assistance, while that doofus spent yesterday redoing a White House washroom in white marble and throwing a Great Gatsby Halloween party at Mar-a-Lago

already lost no-nut November :(

saw a straight couple shopping in the lube section at my grocery store; i hope it's for pegging

really need to hear a song that is a graveyard smash, any suggestions

i truly don't know what they will do about this. MTV airs Ridiculousness for (not kidding) 10-12 hours a day. if you're not familiar, it is a show where "celebrities" you've never heard of watch and comment on viral clips that you've already seen

watched Jurassic World Rebirth last night, and so much of the movie makes absolutely no sense

it’s so cool how the Borg in Star Trek have a logo, which means that they’re not spending all their time assimilating but also doing graphic design

i know that Sinners is a horror movie, but a town with two Michael B Jordans? i'll take my chances thanks

not a fan of it getting colder outside, but definitely a fan of older ladies walking around in babushkas

Halloween is so different now for kids, my cousin’s twins just do a Trunk Or Treat thing rather than going door-to-door. when i was a kid my parents just let me walk around in the dark going to strangers’ houses with friends for 4 hours

LAST MINUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA: go as the House of Representatives and just stay home and not do anything for months

Friday and Saturday Halloweens were the shit when we were kids; so much better than school night ones

so cool how companies sell you email address to other companies so i wake up to something from the MAGA MyPillow fuckwad

happy halloween, hope everyone carved their turnips

it's so wacky to me how many articles i see about (x broadcast show) "never found an audience is is a hit on streaming", but the biggest audiences you could find you keep pushing off to fucking apps. BELIEVE IN YOUR PRODUCT

watching old Pushing Daisies episodes from 207 which is gorgeously made, and beautifully art directed and smart and often quotes Shakespeare; whist today we have the NFL and a spinoff of a spinoff of The Big Bang Theory

so sweet to see Charlie Kirk's widow with JD Vance on stage, weeks after her husband was killed, in skin-tight (p)leather pants and a crop top on stage. heart warming

<spooky voice> ooooOOOoooOOOo it's HalloweeEEeeeEn! let's all get creepy and dress up as Charlie Kirk's bullet-ridden corpse ooOOOoOooOooo

“nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub, you'd be boiled to death before you knew it" - Margaret Atwood, who knows EVERYTHING

also watched IT & IT Chapter Two, and have seen the second film noted as an LGBTQ film. the film opens with a gay couple you've never seen before and will never see again brutally attacked by teenage homophobes who kill one of them

watched the 2020 miniseries of The Stand this week - great cast & performances, but a weird flashback structure that made it less suspenseful. Alexander Skarsgård is so bloody seductive as Flagg (and mentioned a previous male lover was fucking Konstantin Stanislavski which was a weird addition)

so disappointing when the most intelligent people you know fall into conspiracy theories

Halloween is tomorrow and i still haven't finished my slutty Margaret Atwood costume