I was cooking with my shirt off last night, and I got some hot oil on my stomach. And now I have a blister.

Need a pay pig to help out with my Rodeo Donation fund.

Fellas, what are you getting your significant others for the holidays (as long as they don’t check your feed… 😉)?

Been a bad two weeks as far as gym. Holiday hosting for family. Then I was sick and traveling last week. Only a few more weeks to lock into 2k25.

Ordered some shirts from some dumb drop shipping scam. Going to dispute the charges once they make it to America. If they never show up then whatever.

My Sniffies subscription expired. I am just going to keep all my hook up apps on my iPad now. Just try to not be a creep out in real life.

2 more weeks of work. I can do this… 😟

Do submissives get turned on by watching the king from Royal Match slowly get tortured to death in the Grindr free tier ads?

it’s Fat Cock Friday on Krampusnacht, so I’m bringing my birch rod to punish you

In New Orleans for the weekend, but it’s cold and rainy. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Very true www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UCw5D8/

What are good iPad games for a flight? I like puzzle games. I don’t want the typical Grindr ad garbage games. I don’t have a controller. I won’t connect to the internet.

I remember in like 2009 when Scientology was the internet’s number one enemy. Simpler times…

It’s winter! Getting my sinus infection! Yeaaaahhh!

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 39

Help an attention whore out with some reposts.

Need some attention.

Over 30 selfie thread, continued ✨ Nearly 36 😅 #gaychastity #teamlocked

do i have to do EVERYTHING around here

get a load of me

Saturday Night

Had to go into my photos app to specifically tell it to stop making memories reels of my ex from over ten years ago. Sorry, ***!

1:18am

Thanxxx Kansas City!

if I had kids, I would need to figure out how to install 1994 Microsoft Encarta on their computer, and that's all they would have access to until high school.

I feel so bloated from an over indulgent birthday weekend. Really looking forward to sensible dieting and eating right this upcoming week… Oh fuck.

Hosting 6 people at our house this upcoming week. Might just have to break out the dildo to ride in the shower.

Join me in the hot tub?

i have a bunch of gift cards to nike. i need some new swag.

Mornin’

I’m a bottom that’s attracted to other bottoms. Help!

My birthday (part 1) was really nice!

Last nude of 38. First nude of 39.

Last nude of 38. First nude of 39.

Howdy! I’m volunteering for the Houston Rodeo this year. Specifically, I’m trying to raise college money for the kids that show pigs 🐷🐷. This could be a life changing event for them.

Who’s the indie pop girlie who went the most off the rails in the 2010’s? Azealia, Grimes, or MIA?

I’m trying to raise money for a volunteer thing. I wish I could just post directly on here, but it it’s linked to my real name and that’s probably a line I don’t need right now. If you feel like contributing to a good cause, DM me.

Whenever I see I have an App Store update from Grindr, I get entirely too excited thinking that “maybe now they’ll fix the ad spam problem” and am always disappointed.

Been a while since I posted smut, so here’s another of me blowing my sexy buddy @fkadeltrice.bsky.social :

It’s always funny the people who are in the bf’s DM’s and then ignore me. Guys, I’m the easier one. Like if you want to get on my bf, just flatter me.

I have two blue sky accounts. One for smut, one for news. On the news one, I followed like a Texas starter pack. And there is some literal dad on there that drives me WILD. No idea who he is or what he does. I think he lives in Waco. But damn, his gym selfies are great.

Just a constant dickstraction.

I really shouldn’t use a mandolin. 🫣

So the compromise I have with myself is to only have hook up apps on my iPad so I’m not constantly trolling them when I’m out and about. How does the Grindr app not have a landscape mode in 2025? Guys, stop the the ai bullshit. Get the bots off. End the intrusive chum ads. Make a landscape mode.

Dad stroking it. Hop on pop. #dad #hoponpop #beard #muscles

Some recent softies for you sluts.

All the local dad tops are quiet today. Fuuuuuck!

Now I understand why boomer Facebook is so bad. It is very hard to type well on the iPad.

Just going to the Bluesky website is much better thn trying to use the iPad app.