Trying to understand Bezos’s push to suddenly not tax lower/middle class. It smells like a stunt and I can’t tell what his end goal is here.

Emerson having the audacity to put out a poll made up of 79% White voters that shoots Pete and Gavin to the top, while only including barely 5% Black voters, who are the base of the Democratic Party. 😂 yeah, imma just go ahead and trash that one 💀

The way he’s leaning into this is beautiful and yes I bought one. 🤭

“Shut up you ugly fuck” will now be in my routine Rolodex when triggering MAGA 😂 the crashout online from that simple tweet has been hilarious.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Bye Bye Cornyn. 🫣😮‍💨

TEXANS!!!! Today is what feels like the 15375th ELECTION DAY in the last year! Get out if you haven’t already and make your voices heard! We have statewide runoffs for LT Gov and AG & many down ballot local elections! Go cast that ballot! 🗳️ Find your voting location and more at www.votetexas.gov

Such a Monday Tuesday. Lmao

Tulsi Gabbard resigning wasn’t on my bingo card for today but we will take it!

Okay 🫣 enough cause I could be on one today about the multitudes of fuckery going on, anyway, we are overdue for a #FCF post so let’s lighten the mood a bit with a double feature 🤭

The gag is, the people I know that actually live/lived in St Louis under Cori Bush told me they didn’t vote for her to be reelected last time because they felt she didn’t care about her district, they saw her as being performative and not delivering while only caring about herself.

Not my dog ripping ass under my desk as I work. 🫢

My god today. I’m just going to say this once. Pushing out Ken Martin right now, months before midterms is literally a Biden 2.0 situation. We are winning fucking races. NO ONE who aren’t the podbros or chronically online give a shit about this report. We can rehash the DNC leader AFTER midterms.

Okay, really enjoyed Mando and Grogu, it was very fun and actually had plenty of comedic moments that had the theatre laughing. That being said, it felt like it was originally planned to be a season and then Disney just wanted a cash grab. It was a fun little stand alone.

Seated for Mando and Grogu 😌

Every single time I see Gluesenkamp Perez’s fuckass bangs they piss me off.

Okay, I’ve finished this MESS of a report. Here are my takes. Overall. It doesn’t shed light to anything we didn’t already know. 1) Biden Reelection infrastructure was basically bare bones. They were making no progress on voter retention or enticing new voters.

Austin & Travis County Metro Vote Early! No lines! Friendly staff! Biscuits & Gravy! [Hurry, snacks might be gone by the time you get there.]

Double check your voting station just to make sure it's still there.

I had 2 run offs. Took me longer to park and walk in than Vote. But I did it as it is my Duty as an American. No excuse not to Vote.

I’m reading the coveted DNC autopsy report that everyone bitched and moaned about, honestly it’s a mess and I see why the DNC chair didn’t release it. I am about 70 pages into almost 200. So far, top take aways:

Texans, we have 2 days left of early voting. Today and tomorrow for our run off elections. Every single person in the state has a race they can vote in. Go cast your ballot! There is no weekend voting!

I will just say this. If you ever see a ballot with a race that says it’s Nonpartisan and you don’t know WHO to vote for and or didn’t research the candidates, LEAVE THAT SPOT BLANK. Don’t just guess or pick one. 🫥

Sizable ticket splits in Clayton County’s early in-person vote between the two Georgia Supreme Court races. Miracle Rankin leads Charlie Bethel by 43 points, while Jen Jordan is actually trailing Sarah Warren by a point.

Rep. Thomas Massie loses to Ed Gallrein in Kentucky GOP primary after splitting with Trump on Iran and Epstein files, NBC and DDHQ report. Read more at the link: bit.ly/49aNK9m 📸 Scott Utterback/Courier Journal & Albert Cesare/The Enquirer

Georgia, these court races are giving me some anxiety lmao. Seeming like quite a few Dems voted for the incumbents?

GO VOTE

Hit 405 Back Squat 🥰🥵 I’ll take a 20lb PR.

Not the Octopus movie having me in tears 🥹🥹🥹

This was a very, very long read, but I found it very insightful and accurate on several things.

Kamala Harris tonight with Tennessee and South Carolina electeds and community organizers advocated for rethinking the electoral college, Supreme Court reform, term limits and Court expansion, while also calling for elected democrats to be “ruthless”. There’s your front runner right there.

I really want to know what dirt this administration has on Fetterman’s ogre fucking ass.

Seeing people attack Jeffries for his plan to net an additional 12 seats over the next few years is just giving “No matter what he does we are going to be mad” vibes. Meanwhile, his actual constituents, the people he answers to has him at a 74% job approval. He will be the next speaker.

We be dyin’ lately 😮‍💨🥵 waist, I need ya to get it together 🤪

Went to the gym, had a solid workout, blasted Renaissance after a shitty day and now feeling a little better. 😌

The beauty of this app is I can simply block your ignorant ass and move on with my day. 🥰

Dude quite frankly, shut the absolute fuck up.

People are not understanding, this shit will take DECADES to fix.

I am so fucking sick of the double standards and separate set of rules Democrats have to abide by. Red states can ram through redistricting without an issue but blue states VOTE on it and the PEOPLE want it and the state Supreme Court deems it invalidated??? Burn it all the fuck down at this point.

Honestly not enough people are talking about the attacks on Black voters, for me, especially over the last week now. A lot of those 28 contenders haven’t said nearly enough. 🙃

Kangaroo Cuddles 🦘🥰

Just casually watching the clock waiting for 3:30 so I can go get this massage I’ve been looking forward to 😩😮‍💨

Gluesenkamp Perez going on socials to sing praises about her fucking “Banana Bill” allowing daycare workers to peel bananas for kids….. be so fucking serious 😂😂😂 that is where you have been putting your efforts? Good lord.

Made a lil jokey joke about the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak & how we have covid PTSD with the current admin and people 1) couldn’t see the joke and took it way too seriously. 2) starting trying to educate me on how it’s not the same and nothing to worry about. WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE SO SERIOUS.

Don’t mind me, just belting out some 90s early 2000s women’s country music so I don’t go absolutely insane in today’s world 😌😌😌

I dont wanna do anything

Before I am a gay man, I am a Beyoncé fan.

“Her sternum, my bedazzled cane” 🍋

ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE THE FUCK DOWNNNNNN! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

OH MY FUCK BEYONCÉ THE LITERAL GODDESS YOU ARE. #MetGala