Just another meeting where ALL of the boomer CEOs/FOs etc are pushing AI and saying “not to be scared” of it 💀 like I’m not scared, it’s just not something needed for every single fucking thing.

Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, TMZ reports. He was recently reported to have been transported to hospital for a medical emergency. (www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/c...)

It’s criminal that I am in the house working with clothes on for the first day of spring.

A f*t c*** could heal me right now.

So, for me, it’s just not realistic to get stabbed with a literal lightsaber or sword or hit with magic and not immediately fall to the ground/die when that’s the intention 😂 it fucks with my mind. So yes, certain games I replay definitely go to story mode. 💀😂

Got to spend the afternoon in the sun ☀️ ✨suns out, tits out 🤭

Okay so I had anxiety literally the ENTIRE episode of The Pitt. And WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING!!!

I love when this happens. 🤭🤭🤭

lol forgot - I got in trouble today for not using Copilot enough at work 😂😂😂😂

Look, I don’t typically wish harm on people…. But like… I wouldn’t be upset to see Fetterman to stroke out again…

Back to work today and I’m so not looking forward to seeing how many emails I have 😭😅🥲

Thank you all for the birthday love! Today was spent with amazing people and incredible friends. Kelly Clarkson was remarkable! 🩵✨ Here’s to 31!

Well, Holding a guy as he stopped breathing while waiting for medics wasn’t on my bingo card today 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Lmao, the white t shirt, jeans, cowboy hat and boots combo had my husband tell me “you look like you eat coochie” 😂😂😂😂

Getting to see Kelly Clarkson today and gonna try to meet Mama Tina 🤭🩵

Thank yall for the birthday wishes 🩵✨ If you’re feeling generous, a birthday drink or nursery trip is in the very near future 🤭🌷🌻🌺 here’s to 31!

One last one for 30 🤭 here’s to 31! #FCF

31 tomorrow is just wild.

Clyburn running for his 18th term at 85. Fucking wild.

Logged into a super apologetic email. 🙃🤭 Sometimes you just have to call people out on their shit.

I may have crashed out on someone in an email today before logging off from work after multiple days of passive aggressive and flat out rude emails and comments. 🙃 lowkey curious about what I log back into. 🫣

Stupid Bluesky server not letting me post a thirst trap 🙄

God I love when the days go back to being long ☀️😌

Someone tell me how a draft dodger is gonna keep the “draft” as an option 😂

The way I have been team Jane Don’t since episode one. 👏🏼

This is amazing; am watching on C-SPAN3. If she had a staff member who liked her, that person would've walked up to her 15 minutes ago to whisper in her ear to get out of there. But no one is protecting her. Any one of these attendees can break the news to her on live tv.

Kristi Noem fired and is live on TV and no one can tell if she actually knows if she was fired from DHS or not 😂 on brand.

Gas went up .30 cents since Monday 🥵 glad I filled up my Durango when I did lol

It’s always the white gays in the blue states/cities coming into DMs just saying off the wall shit. This isn’t the only one. It’s been on going for the last 3 months now. The block button has stayed hot. - at this point, just gonna protect my peace vs engaging in this back and forth bs. 🙃

Here’s some pole to shift the vibes. 😌✨

Anyway, on to a brutal slogging of a Republican runoff & pushing an incredibly inspiring Democratic Governor Candidate in Gina Hinajosa 🤪, back to our regularly scheduled programming 😌 I need a mental reset cause this primary was an experience to say the least.

Texas has made it’s decision. I will say this because I feel it would be a genuine disservice not to.

Runoff guaranteed for Cornyn and Paxton, that’s gonna get bloody ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Regardless of what official results end up being, Texas, I am proud as fuck of us turning out.

49/49% per Sec of State website updated every 5 mins. So we shall see what happens 🙃

Wasserman calling it for Talarico, yet Sec of State has them neck and neck. Harris county hasn’t reported E day votes yet and Dallas hasn’t reported at all. Seems a bit sus to call a race without the largest county in the state lmao.

Texas SCOTUS stops Dallas voting at AG Paxton request.

Wonder how many incumbents will actually not win nomination tonight 👀

Looking increasingly likely that Crenshaw is going to lose 👀

Former Governor Roy Cooper wins the North Carolina Democratic primary for U.S. Senate and will face Michael Whatley, former chairman of the RNC, in the general election.

Seeing videos of lines wrapping around parking lots and down streets at voting centers in Houston!

Here we go. Votes coming in. 😅😵‍💫😂

lol about MSNOW going to voters in Austin asking who they are voting (after talking about how good the area should be for Talarico) and the people in line were saying Crockett 👀 that’s the thing, I here so many say her, so many say him that I genuinely don’t know how this will play out.

DALLAS COUNTY!!! Polls are open till 9pm!! Get out and vote!

🚨BREAKING: Hundreds of Democratic voters in Dallas and Williamson Counties, Texas scrambled to find their polling places Tuesday after the local Republican parties refused to hold a joint primary — ending more than a decade of convenient countywide voting. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Reports of voters being turned away at polling locations in Dallas and Williamson counties, this is due to Republicans refusing a joint primary - so many people are showing up to their normal voting locations and being turned away.

On a “Don’t Be Afraid of AI” training at work.

Harris county turnout so far looking good 👀 *proceeds to try to distract myself until polls close tonight*

Texans

Texans, polls open in just over 10 minutes. 7am - 7pm. I suggest going early as lines will be long at the end of the day BUT as long as you are IN LINE at 7pm you will be allowed to vote.