leaking again 💦🦶🏽

haven’t you heard i’m the internet girl

Over 8 years since the official announcement we are finally weeks away from Metroid Prime 4. I am so hyped

casual sex with close friends because you respect each other and create safe spaces to explore without judgment >>>>>>>

I’m in a foreskin slurping kinda mood tonight

Dark room. New ink. ✍🏻

Omg Misty Quigley is Bride of Chucky but with glasses

Scylla and the Sirens snubbed for the best new artist Grammy, I see… 🤨

Nooo don’t use twitter youre so sexy aha

Bro had me worked UP tonight 🥴💦 finally ready to knock tf out. Sleep well, y'all 🙏🏼

Not to brag, but…

Something I love about the Switch 2 is that, in addition to Nintendo games, I’m playing 3rd party titles that I would’ve otherwise played on PlayStation. This feels a bit like how the GameCube era was for me 🥹

Folks, “graphic media” labels aren’t for porn. It’s bloody violent shit. If you’re getting naked online, choose the appropriate Adult Content section items. Anything with an erection (etc or others per gender expression) is “Adult” (also a bad name; just call it Sexual).

BRO! You’re NOT beating me at Mario Kart, bro.

Samus looks fucking sexy on that bike, so I got the amiibo. I hope its functionality is cool, because this is expensive DLC 😅

we love an un-throupling press release ig collab post

Managed to secure all 3 prime 4 amiibo, this looks like samus has a fat gock.

I like that you can tell I’m bushy from behind 😈 #humpday #exhibitionist #nudebeach #gaybeach #cockring #blacksbeach

Found out the online retailer from which I bought one of my favorite jockstraps closed recently, due to tariffs 😔

I feel like if amiibo are gonna be this expensive they should tell us exactly what functionality the figures give before preordering

Wood morning!

Soaking up the sun

Oh it looks like I drunk ordered chaps on Halloween 💸

I just think daddy cum is neat

“What do you want?!” “To see what your insides look like (coated with my jizz)” #HappyHalloween #Ghostface #cumshot #gaycum #bator #jockstrap #jocktober

Don’t you want me like I want you, baby? Don’t you need me like I need you now?

OH, BANANA! 🍌 #gaymer #donkeykong #dkbananza #donkeykongbananza

ROCKET GRUNT: Feeling lucky, punk? #teamrocket #teamrocketgrunt #jockstrap

“What do you want?!” “To see what your insides look like (coated with my jizz)” #HappyHalloween #Ghostface #cumshot #gaycum #bator #jockstrap #jocktober

Labubu for tonight

i know that Sinners is a horror movie, but a town with two Michael B Jordans? i'll take my chances thanks

Woke up still not a member of KATSEYE so I guess I’ll go back to bed

You might as well just come out here to investigate a strange noise or something… #ghostface #bator

Hey Siri, play I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes Then Drown You to Death) by Scylla & The Sirens

I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR A SPLATOON x ANIMAL CROSSING COLLAB AND I FINALLY GOT IT?!!??!

The team's gotta learn it somewhere, right? @seattledad.bsky.social @benjb75.bsky.social

You might as well just come out here to investigate a strange noise or something… #ghostface #bator

It’s what I need, actually 🥵

Finally just started watching Yellowjackets

goonmaxxing my penis till I gigacum

Many nudists go out of their way to emphasize, "I only engage in non-sexual #nudity." As if sometimes enjoying sexual nudity would ruin all that they stand for. Me, however? I enjoy nudity, both sexual and non-sexual. Both are life's wonderful gifts. And I'm very proud of both. #SexPositive

Bush check! 🌳 #fcf

All I need today are a Caniac Combo and some gawk gawk

Grow your bush, and show it proudly #bush #hairybush #malepubes #hairycock #fullbush

Jocktober 😈

pokémon leak? i sure hope they do

Being a good boy and putting away my toys 😇 [PS I never knew the IKEA RASKOG cart existed until today, and now I want multiple]

Pumping and Plugging 🤪 #gooner #fleshlight #buttplug #socks