#sundaycumday 💦

Hey can you hold this for me

Can’t sleep.

#Humpday post! Y'all like this angle? 🤔😉

I’m #inmyCalvins for #monochromemonday

I’m #inmyCalvins for #monochromemonday

life is just waiting until you have to trim your beard again

How it started. How it’s going.

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I reposted this on my other page but now seems more relevant than ever since I’m doing content again. take the time to read this. It’s extremely informative and a very vulnerable and brave story of an individual who’s speaking out on their real experience

I can’t wait to get out of these. 😮‍💨

Morning bro Give me a hand and some spit?

am***cans are so fucking awful at solidarity and protest like some of yall would rather keep your Twitter than prevent a fascist overthrowing and that is PATHETIC as fuck.

Hey y'all decided to take my own advice and logged out for the last couple of days. Amazing what a weekend of not posting and instead playing video games, watching horror movies, and hanging out with your bf will do for your mental health 🩶🤍

Towards the end of this joke you can hear my laughter in the audience. Not that any of you know what my laugh sounds like; however, I was there for this show. Watch the whole special if you can!

I swear… if we get a new TV and the remote has no buttons, but is a touchscreen device instead… I will return that shit so fast. Idc idc idc.

This here. Give me back my buttons!

Hiking weather is finally back 🥳

We love a reveal!

Well here’s to reaching Level 37. Happy Birthday to me 🎉🎊

You / Your favorite Pokémon Ninetales obviiiii (zoom in on the shoulder)

Down the back but who cares, still The Louvre 🖼️ #humpday

It’s a pleasure doing business with you today friends. 😘

And they say girls can’t wear a copper suit and drink four (4) shirley temples

Good morning from ATL. #bubblebutt #butt #ass #jock #tan #tanline #speedo

My ass is still sore from my leg/glutes day, and could use a massage. 😮‍💨

Guys, when you ask me to sit on your face please know that I am 210 lbs. of mostly muscle and hair. I don’t wanna hurt anyone. ‘Kay? 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

My ass is so very sore from this workout.

My ass is still sore from my leg/glutes day, and could use a massage. 😮‍💨

Enough is enough I need y'all to start showering and putting on that deodorant that causes cancer I'm sick of running into smelly bitches who claim some sort of non-disability related reason to smell bad 🤢🤢🤢

Fagging out brb

Big Friday plans? Just a bath, a dye job, and Bake Off. No complaints.

Been a hot minute since I've done an #fcf post, so here's two pics!

Congratulations, Sailer! You made it to #FatCockFriday #fcf

Growing is fun and cool. Highly recommend.

This is the effect #fcf is having on me already

Okay! I am back home from the gym and we’re back to our regularly scheduled programming. 😇

There’s these two muscular yt men working out next to me, and both of them raised their shirts to admire their bodies in the mirror and I— And one has a hairy chest, the larger one is smooth… both their legs are hairy… idk about their pits—wearing white tees, but I’m sure they are. 🥵🥵🥵

It’s fuckin’ leg day! Legs gooooooooooo!!! 😤😤😤😤

A little too warm to cut but a girl can’t help herself 😮‍💨🤤

Get your Hercules Himbo action figure today, comes with: a shaker bottle, snap backs, and thongs! Press the button for phrases such as: “Bro, can you give me a spot?” “The babes were totally ‘mirin my gains!” “*protein shakes belch*” “How’s the pec pump lookin’?!”

Seeking one (1) internet attention this fine Thursday morning 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

🩲 #humpday #bubblebutt #ass #butt #tan #tanlines #speedo #gay

Morning! If you zoom you can see just a bit of my ass eating my white thong 🤍 #gay #thongthursday #thong #feet #jock #bubblebutt #ass #butt

f you see this, QTP with your favourite Water-Type Pokémon 💧💦

Anyway! Happy #humpday from me and my dorito-shaped back. 🙂‍↕️

Send longer necklace. Didn’t account for traps gains.

If you live in California call the Governor’s office ASAP and let him know to not be a wuss and sign the SB 79 bill. The NIMBY pressure campaign for him to veto is on and Gavin’s not known for being resolute in his principles.

anyone here like slutty little cutoffs?