In the end.... no rain, can't get the rainbow

Okay okay. Because I’m at 7K, and it’s Christmas Eve (West Coast), y’all can have this. 😘

ok fine 🙈 it’s #humpday after all

Oh, shit! When did I hit 7K on here? 😱 That’s wild! And y’all keep coming back???? 😭🙌🏾🥹

christmas eve slut check in how’s everyone doing

*in Q blaccent voice* “dis is my win’er hurr.”

Last day. No buses running, that was a fun discovery this morning.

Some very naughty elves making sure Santa gets some release this festive season

Did I just make a custom shirt with the image of Anthony Joshua about to rearrange Jake Paul’s face???? Perhaps. 😌

Happy Hump Day, green Grinch edition

I’ve got more than enough. 😌

I filmed my first collab last night ☺️

I’ve got more than enough. 😌

Feeling cute. Wanted to share. Happy whatever today is. I have a modicum sense of time this week. 😘

My favorite sort of winter is summer.

Lil Nas returned to my place of work and remembered me. 😭

Had lots of chicken for dinner after working out my glutes and legs til my eyes got teary 🥹

And one more for good measure

Good morning bloomfies 🥰🎄

I heard it’s Friday.

i combed through 17,000 images and couldn't find it so i recreated it with the technology i have today. the original was much more raw. "which one are you? im cinnamon sugar!"

Hear me out. A pup mask, but the wearer also sports a zoot suit. (See, Jim Carrey's "The Mask")

Felt cute

I thought this, too. Even then I wouldn’t watch. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Hope this helps make your Monday a little better 😘 #mcm

Sup y'all? Happy Monday! #mcm

Made it to the gym this morning, even though my bed was extremely warm and comfy. Please clap. 🥺

They are literally waving the fucking sign lol www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

#mcm but with @tiedyeundies.bsky.social so obvs the colorized version has to get posted too 🩲 ❤️‍🔥

Good morning, just woke up and I’m touching my pp

If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character

Pit, anyone?

Do me a favor- Repost this fat ass x4 🍑🍑🍑🍑 #bubblebutt #butt #ass #gay #tanline

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Out and about on a Sunday… Buy me a shot? 🥃

Home Alone but the thieves are the two boys from The Basement Yard.

is this anything

@ohbeezie.bsky.social seriously killed it with these ropes. And was a ton of fun playing around with while he tied!

last night was sooooooooo crazy

I love The Sims. I built a whole city full of gay families. They're all rich (3 have jobs), poly, and the gym is clothing optional. all they do is fuck and work out - just like West Hollywood. my problem is that when I open the game, time disappears and suddenly I'm late for everything.

#ArtisticJohn #art @slutboys.bsky.social

@artisticjohn.bsky.social I love your work so much. 🙌🏾🙌🏾

Late night follow-up

I met Janice Dickinson at work today, and she told me she liked my holiday sweater. Like, she kept complimenting it. 😌

someone just called me his “little pillsbury fuck toy.” thought you’d like to know 💕

This sparks joy. 🥹

What’s up

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