Had surgery yesterday morning to remove this large lump from the side of my body. I’m so excited for a few weeks when I get to look in a mirror and not have it be the only thing I see, making me feel ugly and gross all the time. 2025 was brutal. 2026 I’m going to try my best to make it good for me

Fuck Nicki Minaj and if I see any of you ho’s defending her ima curse your entire bloodline.

Y'all this brought me joy and I hope it does the same for you. I needed it.

Was admonished two separate times by two separate people on Instagram today. Once for posting a post workout selfie. Once for posting about Will Smith. Both times for (paraphrasing) being disrespectful and not focusing on the more important things going on today; time and a place etc etc SO… (cont)

Spent a ridiculous amount of time at the gym today. Part of it to work out. Part of it being the only “me” time I was TRULY going to get today. Still crushed it

A black horror film is officially the most nominated film in the history of the Oscars Godfuckingdamn rights it is 🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭 By far the best thing about today’s nominations

Knew it was a bad idea to split Wicked into two parts 🥴 Lord they didn’t even throw one to Ariana Grande who probably should’ve won last year and with the list from this year, probably should’ve been winning this year too. Least favorite Oscar noms in decades. Sinners should win most but… won’t

Nighttime care before bed 🥰

I don’t know how this kind of perfection is possible 😩😍🙌🏼🥵

Booty was sitting high 🥹

Saturday night workouts 💪🏼

Self Care Saturday Session

Chair sitting is difficult

Idle hands

Someone is begging for attention

Favorite Ninja Turtle? 🐢

Jerking off in your underwear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Physical media 🥰 🤤 #movies #film #physicalmedia #🎬 #🎥

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I feel the same way about 🚔 as I do about ❄️ People don’t become cops because they’re good people who want to be a positive force for change. They become cops because their ego tells them they deserve to have control over other people’s lives, and to make themselves feel big. FUCK the police AND ❄️

Jerking off in your underwear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Favorite Ninja Turtle? 🐢

Fucking gross. Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?

This was better than the awards show itself. Watch this instead 😍🥰

Oh fuck off I’m so over this awards season already

This is gonna be the most insufferable awards season in years 😣

I snoozed suggested posts on Instagram for 30 days for the first time ever… Holy fucking fuck. I’m seeing people I actually follow for the first time in MONTHS! Listen, I can find Madonna and Kylie and movie posts on my own. That’s fine. I’m seeing people I forgot I followed it’s been so long!

Someone is begging for attention

damn, declan shalvey possibly donating 400 dollars to the human goblin glinner would be nasty work. i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.

Remember, if you’re cold, they’re cold. On this #fatcockfriday, put your fat cocks inside me to keep them warm #fcf

Remember, if you’re cold, they’re cold. On this #fatcockfriday, put your fat cocks inside me to keep them warm #fcf

Idle hands

Last year during Awards Season when I was saying how it was a shame Cynthia Erivo wouldn’t win for Wicked and everyone and their dog was saying “SHE’LL WIN NEXT YEAR FOR THE SEQUEL” and I was like “that’s not really how it usually works and is actually a rarity” and no one liked that answer? 😞😔😣😖

The height of the chair adjusts 😏

Chair sitting is difficult

Help 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Self Care Saturday Session

Come slide up behind me. I’m trynna see something…

@letterboxd.social’s year end in film stats are getting worse and worse and worse and worse and worse by the year 🫤 They used to be the superior tracking tool for films watched. Then they got big. And like everything when it gets big, they got greedy. Now it’s… lol. Sure. Great recap lmfao 🥴

New Year has made me newly feral 😩

Happy first Fat Cock Friday of 2026 sluts 🥰😍 #fatcockfriday #fcf

Happy New Year 🎆 all you beautiful humans 💚💜

No New Year’s Resolution this year. Just a promise to myself to actually live up to the slutty me I present on social media 🥰😂 maybe restart the OF and actually make a go of trying to be mildly successful at it? 🤔

“I’m not going out for New Year’s Eve! I’m gonna be in bed and asleep by 9!” - smug homos who think this act makes them better than every one else

Serious question… anyone use any kind of dark spot lightener? Or have any recommendations for a body wash, or lotion, or treatment? Took a pic of my back today and was shocked at the state it’s in 🥴 (The bit of acne is expected due to TRT and laser hair removal)

Okay serious question! What is the appeal of caging? Like, I’m a massive slut for being a bottom. 50% of the time I don’t get hard during sex bc I just love bottoming so much. But not a single time have I thought “I wish my cock was behind lock and key”. What do you get from it? 😍🥰 For real! 🥰

Need Cinnamon Toast Crunch pls

Me this afternoon. Did it again 😓😓😓 Apologies

You homos didn’t homo enough this year! How did this amazing album by Madison Rose sneak by without a single mention that I saw? Maybe one of the best pop albums of the year 😍 So good. Gonna be in constant rotation for some time I think

Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thank u In no world could I ever outdo the stunning man I’m quoting (like, Top 10 hottest men on the planet) but I still want to post the pic 🤭 It’s an old old pic (god probably 6 years old) but heeeey 👋🏼