It’s a sports night theme. And everyone is in fucking jeans 😅 meanwhile I wore the sluttiest workout clothes I could lol Y’all. Going out on your own in 2026 is fucking terrifying 😅

Best win of the night 🙌🏼😭

Michael B. Jordan is now an Oscar winning actor.

I’m very much not a separate the art from the artist kinda person. That doesn’t make sense, especially if they’re still alive to profit from your streams and attention. It’s okay to change your mind about someone you once respected and/or cared for based on new information.

HEALING ❤️‍🩹😍💜💚

Had surgery yesterday morning to remove this large lump from the side of my body. I’m so excited for a few weeks when I get to look in a mirror and not have it be the only thing I see, making me feel ugly and gross all the time. 2025 was brutal. 2026 I’m going to try my best to make it good for me

Fuck Nicki Minaj and if I see any of you ho’s defending her ima curse your entire bloodline.

A black horror film is officially the most nominated film in the history of the Oscars Godfuckingdamn rights it is 🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭 By far the best thing about today’s nominations

I don’t know how this kind of perfection is possible 😩😍🙌🏼🥵

I feel the same way about 🚔 as I do about ❄️ People don’t become cops because they’re good people who want to be a positive force for change. They become cops because their ego tells them they deserve to have control over other people’s lives, and to make themselves feel big. FUCK the police AND ❄️

Fucking gross. Remind me again? Being a friend with a Nazi… makes you… what?

Okay serious question! What is the appeal of caging? Like, I’m a massive slut for being a bottom. 50% of the time I don’t get hard during sex bc I just love bottoming so much. But not a single time have I thought “I wish my cock was behind lock and key”. What do you get from it? 😍🥰 For real! 🥰

You homos didn’t homo enough this year! How did this amazing album by Madison Rose sneak by without a single mention that I saw? Maybe one of the best pop albums of the year 😍 So good. Gonna be in constant rotation for some time I think

The only Christmas movie I’m watching this year 🎄

In this history of telling people to calm down, has it ever actually accomplished calming someone down? Like bitch imma block and forget you and your entire existence. The existence of your family and your family’s families

Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thanku x This one seemed to be a hit. And also, I get to bareb- I mean piggyback posts with @heymrmc.bsky.social 😅

Which should I crack first you beautiful humans? #comic #comicsky #comics

On BlueSky and IG messaging guys I would DIE to be with and I can’t get the time of day, and then in real life I have two guys the world would stop time for, show interest in me, and I manage to fuck both opportunities up royally 😅 Life like… stops fucking sucking at some point yeah?

Y’all I’ve… *deep sigh* had TWO opportunities this week with gorgeous men that at one point in my life could never have imagined would show interest in me. And legitimately blew it both times 🥴 Being shy and sexual issues? They aren’t just surface. They affect every aspect of life. I’m tired 😅

…. Okay ….

“Fuck ICE! Fuck Trump! Free Palestine! Pay Artists!” “Oh… wait, what? Change my streaming platform? Take all of an hour to cancel Spotify and transfer my playlists? Oh no no no no no. That requires a minimal amount of effort on my part. I’m good!”

Downlighting and a late night empty gym means you can take as many pics as possible to get the one you like 🥰

Was a good year for looking back and discovering new/old Madonna stuff Now… new fucking music please 🥰 It’s coming up on 7 fucking years since the last new album 🥰😂😂

The topic of steroids was dropped on me on IG and I posted about it there. And since it’s been a minute since I talked about my TRT here, thought I might as well drop it here too 🥰 here are the stories I posted over there 💜💚

Worried for nothing. It was fucking amazing 😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭🙌🏼😭💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷 #wicked #filmsky

I don’t have a single mutual who has seen Wicked already that later posted it was good after having seen it, mixed reviews, and an underwhelming soundtrack* with two new underwhelming tracks? Girl. I’m nervous. See it Sunday. It’s literally the only thing left in 2025 I had to look forward to 😓

too real lol

Who’s coming with?

Will never fail to amaze me what people will take as their cue to unfollow you lol Social media has conditioned us so hard to believe everything we say needs to be perceived as 100% correct and any reply has to be slobbing on our knobs or it’s time to flee lol

It’s so weird how our bodies like, feel super good up until a moment when they feel SO good they spurt out liquid and like… all I want is to swallow that liquid for some reason? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Bodies man. Weird.

No no. I will 1000000% judge you if you put up a Spotify wrapped post this year. Fuck you. “Apple is just as bad!” Lol. Well… no. They’re not. But say what you need to say to justify the slight inconvenience it would cause you to change streaming providers. Imagine SPOTIFY exposing you as a fake lol

Not a single unfollow from the ppl that were following him when I posted this despite some actually liking the original post… 🤔 I wonder why the bad guys keep winning?

Pretty weird* to write NO WOMEN in your bio *it's misogynistic, let's be honest

This is the Breathe In. Breathe Out. of 2025 (a cohesive, unexpectedly great, no-skips album that only pop gays will listen to/remember)

Y’all… Clarence knows what’s up. I say that as the biggest compliment. This amazing man has been following and supportive of so many men in the community over the years and if ANYONE would know a person is trouble and you should LISTEN to them, it’s Clarence 💚💜💚💜

Y’all gotta be fucking kidding me, right?

Fuck ⚾️

Soda and fries. Fries = meh Soda = too easy to just have like, 8000 calories in 6 minutes and it rots your fucking teeth so bad that as an adult who drank so much pop as a kid I wish it never existed at all Speaking of which gofundme for dental work incoming 🥴 lol

A tiny lil young gay me worked retail when this came out and the nightmare that terrible people made my life because the store had a limit of 2 per person was insane And now here we are I hope all those people are screaming in hell this Halloween 🥰😂

Oop! Sucks to be you asshole 🥰