Ready for Gay Skate in #PDX tonight. I finally get to use my new wheels.

Only one voice makes me feel this way right now now and that’s OLIVIA DEAN

Created a new routine last night, along with a more intelligent meal plan geared towards proper meal timing and macro placements. I’ve been eating all the right foods, just eating them during the wrong parts of the day. Let's see where this gets me within the next two weeks.

Can we be honest for a second? These two were the only perfectly casted characters…

Thinking about how I could retire this coming April and never have to work again. But I signed a contract for 3 more years to get out to the PNW.

I’ve been watching older Disney movies and just realized the girl who plays Tia in Escape/Return to/from Witch Mountain is the same person from the “I’ve had enough of you, you beast!” Meme💀

Oh she Brandified that National Anthem

Yesterday was a perfect day. Coffee at my favorite shop, then we played a little game where we had to find a gift for each at a price cap of $10. Tried out a breakfast spot where I ate steak and eggs for the first time. We made dinner together and I agreed to watch Drag Race if we got Crème Brûlée

Sunday on days when I have Monday off are saved for building new workouts and meal plans for myself.

Maybe this is just not for me to understand

What’s the difference between CUTE, SEXY, HANDSOME, and HOT? Is there a distinction?

This was a fun little reaction to do together.

My husband’s loves The Bear, so I’m making the pizza from one of the episodes. Today, I taught myself how to make gels. This one is a basil gel.

Okay ya’ll, it’s time for a Blue Sky hiatus. See ya’ll later…

I’m sorry, Justin sounds terrible and what is he wearing…

Just screaming

There’s no way the son from Married with Children is that short…

Why do people put the middle finger up in their profile pictures on Sniffies or Grindr? Or any profile picture in general.

Some people are just born with natural sex appeal and that’s just not fair.

I was on the stairmaster and the sweat dripping into my eyes was burning so bad. Burning in a way I’ve never felt. It wasn’t until I got home to shower that I realized that I forgot to wash my conditioner out.

I’m jealous of anyone who was old enough to dance to this song in the clubs when this came out.

It’s funny how when I saw him at the shelter almost two years ago, he was not the dog I wanted. I thought his little ears looked too goofy. I’ve been attached since the day we brought him home.

Living my best Lara Croft life…

He’s so adorable

I saw the trailer for Ready or Not 2 and now I’m kind of interested in seeing the first one.

Did Ciara approve that “One, Two, PreP” PreP injection commercial?

I love how excited he gets for food 🥘

Sam Raimi, I see what you did…

Also, I got carded for a rated R movie yesterday. I didn’t even know they did that

I would have easily been friends with Linda Liddle

I love you like XO, you love me like XO

One place I’ve never been

Not me just reading that prone masturbation can be bad for you. That’s 90% of how I do it, that’s how I first started, and now I’m gonna read that it’s wrong.

Awww, Dozier! We used to be stationed together in Germany

Poutine and Schitt’s Creek tonight 🍁

Y’all, I just tried to Caesar salad

OK, I am legitimately sad and shocked about Catherine O’Hara. I’m really speechless.

Nowadays, I try so hard to maintain a positive mindset and shift my perspective on things. But I find myself resonating with this James Baldwin quote more and more. Idek if I CAN maintain positivity right now.

I would be completely happy if I never heard Jessie Murph again. Why does she sing like that?

Sometimes when I’m by myself, I blurt things out loud like “CONNIP-TION, CONNIP-TION”

I just ordered my rollerblades