Hello friends 👋🏼

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

sup, nerds? 🦾

Boop. Happy Saturday.

Still going #bloomscrolling

If you're wearing slides to the gym I'm sorry but I just can't respect you

But the parties and the media are at fault for this. The rhetoric around these LOCAL elections in England has been ridiculous.

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the face | the ass

On the way to tig ol' bitties

Attenborough's birthday feels like the last pure thing we're going to have for a while 😐

Join us in wishing a massive happy 100th birthday to the man who has inspired millions of people around the world to care about nature and look after our planet - the incredible Sir David Attenborough! 🎉

My bush just jutting out, breaking containment. #mcm #monochromemonday

This delayed onset summer is killing my vibe. I need the sun and a pool stat 😤

No one abroad fully understands the dark forces that the British contend with ...

This is an information you may need today: cuddling with a unicorn was an image for the virtue of accuracy! The woman cuddling with the 🦄 is representing "Reinligkeit", which stood, in #earlymodern German meaning, for accuracy and precision (‘Sauberkeit, Genauigkeit, Sorgfalt’). #skystorians

Bon vendredi à tous ! 😘 Have a good Friday! 😘 #fcf #fdf #fatcockfriday #fatdickfriday

Fur fur fur 😊

Your 20s are an anxiety-ridden Boston Cop slide of trying to Be Someone!!! and your 30s are a decade-long awkward Lutheran funeral for all the things you didn't become in your 20s but your 40s are a gentle clarification of all the things you truly love and finally allowing yourself to just do them

Antique shop find, I’ve named her Victoria

Called out a steroid promoter on IG and got called a 'queer fatty'. Ironic that he looked like a walking baked potato.

It’s got some bounce to it

Civic Duty #2

This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10 (TT: 24hddsd)

Hump says hi 👋🏻

Hi hey hello it's warm where I'm at, finally

Next week is #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek; the theme this year is 'Action'. Awareness is important, but it's action that makes things better. We will be running several events to help people take action for their own and other people's mental health. Watch for announcements and join us! #ObanPride

Today is MY day, deal with it

it’s teacher appreciation day so pls appreciate me 🥺

I need to study but tits first

Guess what I trained? 🫣😂

Pls share and help me find my moots 👉🏼👈🏼🥹

Never felt worse about my body tbh, which is funny because I've never worked harder on it

swear to god nothing has radicalized like me like watching rich men burn our planet, dry up our freshwater and poison our kids to invent the world’s most powerful technology — a robot chick who laughs at all their jokes

The new Metric album is just marvelous

Almost Friday! 😮‍💨

Chest pump!

It's no problem. We like it.

One day I'm going to write a paper on the evolution of migraine as a cultural metaphor for frailty, impotence and all things 'anti-masculine'. I don't expect many readers.

Progress check

just thinking about things

the manosphere stuff isn’t new. they were glorifying redpill pickup artist types when I was a teen. the problem is that podcasts and streamers more perfectly replicate the experience of hanging out with social peers than any mass medium in history and the human brain can’t cope

Back from the dead cause we found a new gym and getting a personal trainer. 😌

No, I actually don't need AI to summarize a paragraph... learn to read??

Tighty whitey Tuesdays are a thing, yes?

People tell me to be more confident, so I'm taking a sec to be proud of what I've done in two years 🎉