I had a dream someone put 5k in my account but it’s not there so if anyone needs the details to finish the job

Must. Resist. Fourth. Nap.

He’s in charge tonight #fcf

Imho the right people went through but this points fuckery isn’t for me #allstars11

I know spelling is really important to some of you so I’m happy for you But i won’t be editing my post even if I can i said what I said

He’s in charge tonight #fcf

Civilisation should be measured by how many public benches and toilets there are

I don’t film me cumming often because it’s too unpredictable this was a couple of summers ago at a hostel in the shower

the game told me i was being hunted (?!) and this is what happened next 😭 #subnautica2

couldn’t stay away for more than 24 hours, this game has me hooked 🎣 come say hey as we pick our first base location! www.twitch.tv/mushybara

imagine being someone with a burlap fetish born in the 19th century, it would have been WILD

Just fyi for how it’s going in the UAP world the guys from congress who have been read into what the gov knows are generally implying that humans are a hybrid experiment from an inter-dimensional species. That’s gonna make for a fun news cycle and yes, rent is still due

There doesn’t need to be any scary reason for the government and their funders to hide UFO tech for 80 years. They deffo do not run on oil and that’s the scariest thing in the world to these fucks

Yeah he’s right. Hilary Duff’s “With Love” has power.

I fucking love that rotted elf

Women love him, fish fear him Come watch Danny on Subnautica 2, hopefully shrieking. (And if anyone could follow he set all new alert sounds I haven’t heard yet)

I don’t know where PNW is (I do) but it breeds the most beautiful men alive

Today I went to see the ducklings then did some tie-dye. Toastie for lunch now i have to do some drawing. I’m basically having a toddlers perfect day.

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At the Etihad pretending to be a city fan as they have grilled cheems

Cannot get rid of this #fcf

I’ve been read so good recently

I consider myself a bottom then I meet another bottom that entirely outranks me so I become a top. That’s how it works right?

At this point they will come for you regardless of what you do. They are not afraid to fabricate evidence in corrupt courts controlled by a gerrymandered state. Live boldly and defiantly so if/when they do come, your voice will still be heard

I do sometimes like my own posts but only if I catch them on 19 likes, dirty orrible number

I asked the Spotify dj for slutty gay sauna music and instead of its normal “sure blah” it was like “erm dunno if I can do that” then went silent for a second then slayyyter played 😭😭

I’m actually so millennial that I dont even comprehend how you could start a video without a millennial pause? Are you meant to just talk before put the camera down? Before you start recording idgi Please don’t tell me let me keep my innocence on this one thing plz

Ffs not now Zack

In the mood to use a man as a buttplug

Fucking love this “Capitalism is thirsty baby, the strait will open”

Me tweeting greggs about the steak and cheese roll until they blocked me

Watch for months and months of this The establishment will not allow anyone who hates billionaires survive let alone thrive.

This week I’ve seen no less than THREE community holes on insta renounce their homosexuality to Christ what is going on

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80% of my dms are people asking for free harnesses I’m gonna start sending a screenshot my £2.48 account balance in return

I am not a cat

It’s incredible how badly Brexit failed, and now mr Brexit himself has a surging party. Propaganda (Tabloids/Facebook/BBC) is powerful.

In the 90s when I was in school there were 40,000 minutes between 9am and 3pm, I counted them once, and now there are only 7 minutes what fucking gives

A guy on discord told me to “shut up dollar tree Ben Affleck” and I did exactly that

Those hipster IPA tins (or w/e they’re called I don’t drink that) always have the prettiest graphic design

Why do drivers act like you owe them deep and meaningful head for letting you cross at a zebra crossing?! You want a thank you for not murdering me as stated in law?! Always a BMW too

My daily trip down the canal to see the angry geese fighting. Two specific ones. They’ve got a BEEF.

Ngl seeing the congresspeople who have seen the uap footage sharing photos of biblically accurate angels is getting me a bit excited

Going to flirt with the nans working in b&q to see if i can get some spare plywood offcuts

The fact we’ve got evil oligarch rulers is bad but the fact that they’re all such fucking dweebs is the cherry on the cake

I like to sit near to stadiums because it sounds like sim city 4

Decided I’m doing this but with cum Check back in 3 months

PSA: I believe in autistic direct comunication I promise i won’t comment on your new hair but I’m begging you not to ask what i think of your new hair if you want me to lie…. because I won’t

Ai slop signs popping up everywher in Manchester

Someone on Reddit just got outed by Madonna loooool noooo