When you think about it if you get rid of billionaires almost all the other problems also vanish too

Spoiler bar please let us chat tv!!!!!!

I wonder how many men died for that one camera shot of Beyoncé on her half time show

Well fuck me a man can do a halftime show turns out

I love that I used to put something like this on Twitter and it would get 4 views and now I’ve had like 5 conversations about one of my favourite albums I love this place really

Sex is everywhere and if it’s not then somebody will put it there 🎶

My dad spent my entire childhood being like “why won’t you sit still / why do you lose everything / why does your leg always shake / why do you cry and cling to the teachers leg / why can’t you sleep more than 3 hours” Then I was diagnosed with adhd at 30 and he was like “no you’re not”

If I walk a new way home from work that adds 10 points to my mood no idea why

This is a masterpiece to me. Instantly transported to another world. My dream home is a tiny box on that mast.

The BBC might as well be on reforms payroll at this point fucking dogshit institution www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Cannot believe I moved to Manchester 13 years ago it has been 15 minutes maximum

Spam on here is getting pretty crazy and by spam I mean dregs from Twitter arriving demanding retweets

I want to get excited about Gawdland but I’m still hurting over the last time UKvs the world did this to Pangina and Marina Summers

Not to be full Labrador on main but I fucking love a big walk

My phone autocorrects Chris to Cheis and I’ve accidentally included it so many official places I might as well just change my name

Walking around at night I’m completely aghast at how many people sit there with the big light on

I don’t know what it’s going to take to get drag queens off Twitter and it makes no sense at all

Roscoes lights going out and getting them all to hold their phone lights up for YouTube 😭

Just cycled past the arena and heard Jason Derulo do the thing (say Jason Derulo)

If the Epstein files take down Starmer before trump i stg

Such a tough day but I’ve just discovered this and there’s nothing that BMTH can do that surprises me anymore but oh my god this is insane i am obsessed youtu.be/QO_W4I-bsHg?...

Yes fucking Kelly Baldwin of the house of awful Baldwin

Apples next keynote is going to be unbearable I’m talking nauseating

A geography trip were doing a pedestrian count and I had to over hear a bunch of 16 year olds debate which age category they thought I belonged to and I now feel fragile

Nuclear treaty expiring the week the Epstein files came out isn’t exactly ideal timing

I need to know what’s in orange oasis because I know it tastes like orange peel but I can’t stop

I’m not allowed to say outloud the one and only answer to fix the ruling class but the French are very good at it.

My food obsessions are ridiculous. Don’t want anything on the planet to eat except one specific taco dish and I cannot because I already had it for lunch

Can’t stop accidentally referring to Athena Dion as Alexis Michelle

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If after all this time it’s fucking EPSTEIN that takes down this horrible bitch

Remember when Ed Milliband became unelectable becaure of how he ate a bacon sandwich

When your name becomes RuPauls latest vocal stim you know you’re sticking round for a while

Remember when you saw a shady email leak and you had to question if it was real and now you’re instantly slapped with a .gov link

Is there a fetish for seeing society abjectly crumble and returning to the forest because I’m going to start it if there’s not

Shy-January is over

I kind of wince a little bit when people get mad at the gay for pay lads because does that mean you don’t know it’s all acting i dunnooooo

Shy-January is over

I’m going to have to find a way to get protein in my body that bypasses my mouth because why do I hate an entire food group it’s not fair

Woke up having had a dream I was tied up by a very angry Neanderthal looking man and now I’m too horny to go back to sleep

It is extremely disturbing that some people are trying to retcon human history as one where peaceful protest gains rights. I wish it did, but that's just not how it works. And it's incredibly disrespectful to the people who fought & died for our rights.

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Bare in mind that means there are 28 other films on at the cinema. Why are the guardian licking her tits over this?

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Idk if this is sign of the timesy but three meals a day seems decadent to me

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So many tiktokers would benefit from the six-second vine time limit

I slandered satin and was (rightfully) told to sit down 🙌🙌