Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

if there’s anyone been waiting for my sex drive to kick in, i’m currently fucking insatiable 🐽 you have 24 hours till the window closes. ready set GO

If I was prey I’d simply take my eyes off the side of my head and put them on the front

Just had a near perfect run in the sauna, got in, was approached only by the two people i wanted to play with, made roadrunner legs to the exit before any Bad Dangers™ arrived Dreamy

Forever mortified I was the wrong age to be on supermarket sweep

Autumnal as fuck out here

I hope she doesn’t come back for all stars, production don’t deserve it #dragrace

DRAG RACE SPOILERS This season has been narratively an absolute mess. Season of eliminating front runners. I think this is all a butterfly effect from Mandy Mango being good at lipsyncing

Why is everything smaller and TWICE THE PRICE *screams into void*

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Playing cooking simulator over making dinner

What’s that ball?

Cannot put into words how many times this fell over when I tried to put it down

vic-TOOOOOOOORIAN PLUMBING 😮🎶

As soon as I stopped giving a fuck about a tan the sun is evil incarnate I yearn for the rains

Just found out crumpets are meant to have cheese on them, in a spiritual sense

Really missing a mashed potato based chain oppurtunity

These are my two wolves and they maul each other to death each day

Open ai imploding a month after becoming the ai of war

You’d think expensive oil would make our government focus on solar and wind energy, you would of course be wrong

Iyurr!

post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

I haven’t found a single man or dick attractive since I watched manosphere. The entire concept of masculinity is icky to me right now, god I wish I was a lesbian

You cannot convince me these arent 200ft obelisks buried like little council estate Easter island heads

My daily schedule is that I wake up about 7am and then it’s 11pm

Just saw this on a man’s Instagram story do we have to actually wait for him to commit a crime or is this enough

No but that robot is eating her walk up

No more seasons today please

I watched manosphere

I think one of the things I struggle with the most is that people think it just has to be like this because it always has. We could have a world where no one dies to war, no one dies to hunger and we choose to allow billionaires to bloat themselves.

I know I’m really late to the game but the real life squid games challenge is honestly my favourite gameshow of all time I’m on edge the entire time It almost makes me wish the fictional one hadnt even been bothered with

Maybe we should let the catholics have one just as a treat

In untucked I kept thinking discords cowboy was discord

Scientists have narrowed the hunt for alien life to 45 rocky worlds where liquid water could make life possible.

As soon as I have just enough money to get through to the next pay, apple turns up to chomp subscription money, its like clockwork

101 on how to become a click free website

I get life threatening amounts of psychic damage every time Michelle Visage says family resemblance

worked rly hard this #humpday

Chippy near me is open at 10am on a Wednesday but closes at 6 on a Friday HELLO?!

17 degrees centigrade above average for the time of year

I don’t even know where to begin

👅👅

Do I have your attention?

Beyond reasonably horny

really thought that therapy was going to make me less of a weird lil guy but turns out it just makes you care less that you’re a weird lil guy?

With there being 160 small businesses on the shipping container site vega is based on there’s loads of people just starting out and in the same boat. I absolutely love trading services in leiu of money it feels so good to be able to help each other out and fuck capitalism

Physically cried at this. This js the most Thai video ever I love her so so so much.

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos