The cute nerd at my local game store has a habit of putting his hands on his head while he talks excitedly about nerd things and I wonder if he knows his shirt rides up and I can see full bush.

Busy weekend so I just scrolled through two days of my bloomfs beautiful bodies and now, unsurprisingly? I am da horny

Todays Jock has the words “Giddy Up” on the back.

This is still an issue so I think going to watch videos of dudes jerking off for an hour or three

Outrageously horny, but can’t be bothered to refresh apps all day or speak to a stranger sooooo

Going to sleep but what if I was a slut tomorrow.

A group of 20 year olds were at Draft and my god

I have to be in work in 5 minutes

It’s humpday. Here is my butt. Please hump it. #Humpday

Made it home and am suddenly raging horny and the bf is gone gone for a few days :’(

I’m going to want to fuck the gelatinous cube aren’t I

Serving absolute cunt in this cardigan lads I am telling you what

In the office and it’s freezing and raining and I’ve just seen someone turn DOWN the temperature so I may not survive until 5pm.

Homo is Home

Monday update: - straight crush is moving to Australia (we should kiss before he moves) - wearing a jock in the office is distracting - another pal followed me on social media and he doesn’t post much so it’s not my fault his like, 6th picture, is a shirtless one from when he was about 25.

All my normal, straight boy underwear that I’ve had for years have got holes in, so my fun, gay boy undies have become the normal rotation. Aka I’ll be changing in the gym bathrooms today.

Happy Pride Month my lovely Queers of all kinds. Love yourself, relentlessly.

“He’s one of my best friends I text him every day” - friend who texts you every 3 months when he wants something. 😅

Couldn’t sleep, cus horny. Woke up early, cus horny.

I wasn’t prepared for my straight buddy to follow me into the bathroom and then take the urinal next to me and then make eye contact while he shook his apparently lengthy penis for far too long a time (while talking about magic the gathering).

2019 me was a mess

I hate the heat but I do like to see the twinks in shorts and the dads in vests and the otters in jockstraps etc etc etc

The heat makes me yearn for the men but also loathe their touch.

Ever have to awkwardly navigate an acquaintance awkwardly angling for a threesome while your partner couldn’t be any less interested? Geez.

First day of the year sleeping on top of the covers and it’s May 😐

It’s real warm

Oh no I am now thinking about men jerking their dicks or indeed: kissing

It’s a laze* around in a jock type of day *im very much still working but in a lazy way

It’s …Thursday. It’s warm.

I’m being asked to add things to a text that’s currently 600 words over it’s word count please murder me #sexyofficeskeets

Anyway it’s bath time now

The first actual date I ever had was a lad off Grindr who was so excited about Eurovision (that wasn’t actually happening for about 4 months) that he spat when he talked about it. I was about 20 and he did not text me back.

Walked around a lot yesterday so I’ve woken up just the right amount of slightly sweaty aftershave that I really appreciate.

Have to be somewhere at 10.15 that’s a 20 minute walk away and I don’t even really need to shower so of course I woke up at 7am.

Being very good at edging is a really double edged (haha) sword because on the one hand you lose a Friday night and on the other 🥵🥵🥵 💦

Anyone mind if I become consumed with lust momentarily?

It’s that day again #FCF

My best jock picture you say.

Anyways

I’ve been in the office all day so here are the updates; - handsome man on the bus with a badger like white streak of hair which I found very cute (ruined because he put his feet on the seat) - saw my co-workers dick when I came out the stall and he was at the urinal and he went “oh! Sorry!”

Sadly going to bed horny has meant I’ve woken up horny and once again it’s farrr too early.

But it’s bedtime.

How do I tell a bloomf I’d like to play with there willy that’s not as unsubtle as liking all their lewds.

White? No. Tight? Yes. #TightieTuesday

God bless dudes who post jerk off vids online.

See? This would never have worked without the window.

I actually ignored you all because boners make the others difficult.

So lads what jock do i wear today: - black - rainbow white - see through green - pube window blue You have as long as it takes for me to make a cuppa.

Oh I had a weekend of the whole house to myself and I got to try and arrange an awkward and unsatisfying hook up with a stranger. Huh.

Oh why is this person I’ve not spoken with in a while messaging me out of the blue? They have a date and wanted to talk at me about it. At me.